(NEWSER) – A 16-year-old boy who set out to impress a girl probably did not accomplish his intended goal. The Siberian teen climbed over the railing and swung from a 23rd floor-balcony … and ended up falling to the ground, all in an attempt to impress a girl who was in the Novosibirsk apartment with him. Somehow—partially because, authorities say, a parked car he landed on softened the blow—he was conscious when emergency responders arrived, and is expected to survive, the Siberian Times reports.
“He has a bruised abdomen and lung, a tear in his liver and a broken shoulder. The guy was born under a lucky star. He is stable and conscious,” an official says, per RT. Authorities say the fall could easily have been fatal.
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Maybe the authorities should make a PSA saying falling 23 stories can easily be fatal, you know, for the skeptics.
Was vodka involved?
Here, hold my vodka.
No pic of the chick.
A 16-year-old boy trying impress a girl demonstrates the origin of the term “Dumb Fuck”
Been there….didn’t do that !
So are you telling me that the United States doesn’t have a monopoly on stupid fukin’ teenagers?
After what obama has done to our country, I figured that was our last bastion, one of the last things the fucking clintons haven’t sold to the Chinese!
After falling 23 storied he had a bruised abdomen and lung, a tear in his liver a broken shoulder and a busted boner!
… and Renault is no longer a virgin!
In Russia, pedestrian crash into car.
Man, he really fell hard for her!
New form of Arkancide…
“Authorities believe Scott Adams was trying to impress his girlfriend when he slipped…”
She wasn’t impressed so he had to switch to the sympathy ploy.
Lucky Bastard Club.
And he still isn’t going to get laid…
LOL nope. But he did get laid out pretty nice.
The guy who parked the car thought he had found the perfect space.
Four people on the ground floor held up cards with 10 9.8 10 and 10
when he stuck the landing!
Testosterone the leading cause of drug deaths among teenage boys.
@The Rat Fink, Everyone knows those Russian judges always give their athletes the highest scores-cheaters!