I can see how kneeling old could be less effective.
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…suggested tag line improvement…
“ALWAYS REMEMBER, TO GET A HEAD, KNEEL YOUNG”.
…I’m here all week, try the veal.
Unless you didn’t like it, in which case, I’ll blame it on Aaron Burr for trying to teach me how to tell a joke on another thread.
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ugh
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First of all, why would you take my advice on joke telling? My jokes are train wrecks. Trains full of circus monkeys wearing party hats crashing into orphanages full of unemployed Latina…midget….Hitler impersonators.
But let’s see what ya’got.
“…suggested tag line improvement…
“ALWAYS REMEMBER, TO GET A HEAD, KNEEL YOUNG”.”
Well….you should never suggest an improvement on someone elses joke. It’s bad form. Just improve it. Or..move on.
The other thing is…. you have to reduce. Not add. Fur used four words. DAMN PITHY.
Your best bet is to play off it using another band name.
“I bet she likes Pink Floyd too” (ask someone to explain it)
Or you can try a throwback to another joke.
“I wonder if she likes cumin?”
Anything else winds up being quite a mouthful.
See what I did there?
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Is that pronounced coom in or cum in? Either way it’s a hard thing as well as gross to swallow. That’s as bad as the joke about what St. Peter asked the innocent Nun the question for her to get into Heaven, “what did Eve say when she first saw Adam naked? Ooh, that’s a hard one.”
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geoff…you shouldn’t tell nun jokes.
That’s a bad habit to get into.
.
.
.
so horrendous.
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It’s Pun Day again?
I know yesterday was Groundhog Day.
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Kneel young or else you’ll be kneeling on your own tits like Pelosi.
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I am definitely reposting that (as soon as I get out of FB jail for the 10th time)
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“STAND BACK. IDON’T KNOW HOW BIG THIS THINGS GONNA GET”
& Crazy Whores…
Bwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
That’s a mighty low altitude “hand” shake.
Al, that’s called “passing the bar”
She was uglier back then. (on the outside)
I can see how kneeling old could be less effective.
…suggested tag line improvement…
“ALWAYS REMEMBER, TO GET A HEAD, KNEEL YOUNG”.
…I’m here all week, try the veal.
Unless you didn’t like it, in which case, I’ll blame it on Aaron Burr for trying to teach me how to tell a joke on another thread.
ugh
First of all, why would you take my advice on joke telling? My jokes are train wrecks. Trains full of circus monkeys wearing party hats crashing into orphanages full of unemployed Latina…midget….Hitler impersonators.
But let’s see what ya’got.
“…suggested tag line improvement…
“ALWAYS REMEMBER, TO GET A HEAD, KNEEL YOUNG”.”
Well….you should never suggest an improvement on someone elses joke. It’s bad form. Just improve it. Or..move on.
The other thing is…. you have to reduce. Not add. Fur used four words. DAMN PITHY.
Your best bet is to play off it using another band name.
“I bet she likes Pink Floyd too” (ask someone to explain it)
Or you can try a throwback to another joke.
“I wonder if she likes cumin?”
Anything else winds up being quite a mouthful.
See what I did there?
Is that pronounced coom in or cum in? Either way it’s a hard thing as well as gross to swallow. That’s as bad as the joke about what St. Peter asked the innocent Nun the question for her to get into Heaven, “what did Eve say when she first saw Adam naked? Ooh, that’s a hard one.”
geoff…you shouldn’t tell nun jokes.
That’s a bad habit to get into.
.
.
.
so horrendous.
It’s Pun Day again?
I know yesterday was Groundhog Day.
Kneel young or else you’ll be kneeling on your own tits like Pelosi.
I am definitely reposting that (as soon as I get out of FB jail for the 10th time)
“STAND BACK. IDON’T KNOW HOW BIG THIS THINGS GONNA GET”
Adam, upon seeing Eve for the first time.