Women are stupid. There, I said it. They are putting glitter on and in their vaginas. This is a no win situation.
If you have something wrong with your vagina, glitter is not the answer.
I there is nothing wrong with your vagina, glitter is not necessary.
Passion Dust capsules work by dissolving during sex, and claim to make a woman “sparkle” and be “magically delicious”
Yes, that’s right.
You can make your most private area sparkle during your most intimate moments.
Enter Passion Dust Intimacy Capsules… the tiny capsules that allow you to put a “glitter bomb” in your lady bits.
While unicorn lovers around the globe may be sparkling with excitement, a top gynaecologist is urging women not to try the bizarre new trend, warning it could trigger nasty STIs or even “vaginal sunburn”.
Online retailer, Pretty Woman Inc, is selling the Passion Dust intimacy capsules.
ht/ eleanor in hell
That would scare the hell out of me.
That’s one of the stupidest products I’ve heard of in a while. They’ll probably make a fortune.
Say what you will about us guys, but we sure as hell are not going glitter the old John Thomas
Throw in a mirrored disco ball with a strobe light and we got us some shenanigans…
Wait ’till ya see it festooned with LED lights!
Sparkle is not what I look for in a vagina…..”magically delicious” on the other hand…….
Is that clitter litter?
“put a glitter bomb in your lady bits”…
No. Just no.
Not even in Gwyneth Paltrow’s.
Seems like that would be like having sex with My Little Pony.
I’m sure that’s been tried somewhere…
They should try Zots or Pop Rocks geez.
WHY NOT JUST A COLORFUL PARTY HORN??
“Excuse me, are you radioactive?”
@Benito – CAN WE MAKE A JOKE HERE ABOUT A PARTY SNAPPER?
This product sounds like a perfect fit for a woman who has her ear buds in while having sex.
…and is chewing gum.
This gives me an idea…
The Vulvazella!
It’s a good idea to suspect the opposite of what a group declares about itself. This certainly applies to the “women are so much smarter than men” gaggle.
Ladies, if you think that glitter is going to do it for you, you’ll probably never get the point.
I like to put tulips on my organ
There must be a Hello Kitty in here somewhere.
A guy at a dating clinic was asked what he likes mostly in a woman?
“My dick” is not the right answer. He was asked to leave.
That’s just….wrong. If I ever saw a sparkling cooch, I’d just have to leave, because I’m NOT touching that with anything attached to me.
It would make your queefs all sparkly.
“ht / eleanor in hell”
You speak from personal experience?
Current events suggest that human intelligence largely resides in the Y Chromosome.
Glitter? Pink knit baby hats? President Hilary?
The View? Kardashians? Veganism? Seriously– what’s happening to so many of the female half of the human race?
Once you break the link between sex and the replication of your own retarded self, things can get ….. retarded
@Rufus T. Firefly July 5, 2017 at 5:31 pm
“[W]hat’s happening to so many of the female half of the human race?”
You’re not the boss of them!
Wait a day and Gwennut Paltry will be selling the capsules at $500 a crack.
Just waiting for the gays to stuff these where the sun don’t shine.
Might be mistaken for Fish Scales….
I hope this stuff triggers the metal detector at the airport.
Great, I can imagine that passion is getting intense and i’m moving down toward the promised land when a crack of light from the partially opened door hits her at just the right angle as she’s moving and all I can see is an army of crabs with tiny little flashlights moving toward me. That’s would be worth a little run down the hallway screaming while buck naked.
Kind of squashes the WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS ad.
Can you imagine a wife finding glitter in her husban’s shorts? A lot more damning than lipstick on the collar.
Cootchie glitter in your beard could be grounds for divorce in every state but Arkansas.
scr_north —- I just fell off the chair laughing! 🤣
Judging from some of these skanks I’ve seen on TV, they could probably hold a party
in them. That sound system would be quite loud from all the echo.
I’ll betcha Kim Douchbaggian uses them!!
Not all that glitters is gold.
…Woman are stupid but men aren’t even though they use things like mayo and cheeze whiz for lube?
Correction: THE HUMAN RACE IS DUMB AS HELL.
If they work in a boygina, the Vatican will place a standing order.
I never saw Eleanor’s G-spot glitter, but whenever Lucy Mercer uncrossed her legs, hers played “Happy Days Are Here Again.” ♫♫
Kinda like opening one of those newfangled Hallmark cards. 🙂
Show some dignity ladies.
It’s not a damn Christmas tree.
Also,
I NEVER understood 40s/60s fashion.
Is EVERYONE supposed to look 25 years older than they are?
I’m pretty sure that sometime in the last couple of months,
that been leaking out of Barky’s butthole on his gay trips.