Review-Journal: One Las Vegas strip club is staying open amid a 30-day shutdown recommended by Gov. Steve Sisolak and taking social distancing to another level by offering drive-through strip shows. more
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Pervs gonna perv.
…the Internet’s a lot closer and MUCH cheaper, but if you can’t get a few minutes alone in the loo and you don’t mind a sticky steering wheel, hey, it’s YOUR car…
…as a guy once said, “It’s MY soap and MY penis so I’ll wash it as fast as I want to!”
A drive-by spooging….
wouldn’t be the first time I rubbed one off in the car.
Car wash guys are in for a supprise.
Lol. I thought “Kum & go” was centered in Des Moines😏
huron
MARCH 20, 2020 AT 11:10 AM
“Car wash guys are in for a supprise.”
(Sing to the tune of “Car Wash”)
“Ooh ooh
You might think that you’ve seen funk,
But let me tell you “nasty” is some guy who left spunk,
There ain’t no tellin’ the disease,
Could be Covid, AIDS or a venereal unease,
At the car wash
Workin’ at the car wash, girl
Come on get grossed out with me
(Car wash)
Don’t do no feelin’ y’all”
(Apologies to “Car Wash”, Rose Royce
https://youtu.be/U3Qr6omvRVI
…PLEASE say the rental car places are CLOSED, PLEASE say the rental car places are CLOSED, PLEASE say the rental car places are CLOSED…
…I’ll take “Things That Make Me Feel Sorry For Bill Clinton’s Chauffeur” for $400, Alex…
I still get a laugh outta the drive thru funeral parlor tbh.
HEY!…I’ve had a steering wheel attached to my keyboard for 20 years….I’m a trend setter….
Now, think about a gal with a wet T-shirt on roller skates skating through an auto car wash bringing you a burger, fries and a shake….these are patentable ideas!….
Supernightshade. Ha! Genius!
willysgoatgruff
MARCH 20, 2020 AT 11:41 AM
“…Now, think about a gal with a wet T-shirt on roller skates skating through an auto car wash bringing you a burger, fries and a shake….these are patentable ideas!….”
…at MY age, I’m more enthusiastic about the burger, fries, and shake, @willysgoatgruff…
…thank you, @huron, you are very kind about me being very gross…
@ SNS….Just imagine a creative shake that ain’t in a glass….
^^^I think the acid “bite” might curdle the milk, @willysgoatgruff…
Not to be outdone, in Portland they will send a whore to your door. Warning: Photo in story and just looking at it may spread disease. What Portland (the self-identified strip club capitol of the United states) obviously lacks in quality of their sluts they evidently try to make up for in quantity.
https://www.wweek.com/bars/2020/03/17/a-portland-strip-club-has-started-a-meal-delivery-service-where-dancers-bring-food-directly-to-your-door-to-your-home/
“They have Lysol as well.”
that makes it ok then
When I drive by that place I feel like I need to roll windows up so I won’t get a disease.
@ Toenex MARCH 20, 2020 AT 1:10 PM
That has been SOP when passing through Seattle & Portland on Interstate 5. Windows up and climate controls turned to recirculate as opposed to fresh air form outside.
“Hang Your Teats Through a Window”.
Could be a country hit.
$100 just like downtown.