Donald J. Trump ✔@realDonaldTrump
As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? In the meantime, the never ending Witch Hunt, led by 13 very Angry and Conflicted Democrats (& others) continues into the mid-terms!
Adam Schiff ✔@RepAdamSchiff
President Nixon asked the Department of Justice if he could pardon himself. They said no, as no one may be the judge in their own case. He resigned three days later.
In case you want to follow the Nixon model, that would be Thursday.
Wow! This guy is seriously living in an alternative reality of his own invention, isn’t he?!
That boy needs to be tested for mothball abuse.
Interesting. The jackass never stops kicking himself in the head. There’s nothing in there, Adam.
Paraphrasing an old saying; it is better to be thought an idiot, instead of removing all doubt by opening your mouth.
Pencil Neck Geek
Back when I was a kid, life was going swell.
Till something happened, blew everything to hell.
That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak,
Said, “A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek.”
Mom said, “Sell it to the circus, what the heck.”
Dad said, “Nope, this one’s a pencil neck.
And if there’s one thing lower than a sideshow freak,
It’s a grit eatin’, scum suckin’, pencil neck geek. ”
You see if you take a pencil that won’t hold lead,
Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head,
Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks,
You got yourself a grit eatin’, pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak,
Scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique.
He’s a one man, no gut, losing streak.
Nothin’ but a pencil neck geek.
They say, “these geeks come a dime a dozen.”
I’m lookin’ for the guy who’s supplin’ the dimes.
It’s gonna be real hard times for all of these
Grit eatin’,
Scum suckin’,
Boot lickin’,
Drop kickin’,
Gut grindin’,
Nail bitin’,
Glue sniffin’,
Scab pickin’,
Butt scratchin’,
Egg hatchin’,
Sleazy,
Smelly,
Pepper bellied,
Dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin’, freaks.
Nothing but a pencil neck geek.
What about Obama can he s a former President, Pardon himself ?
If yes then is’nt Trump Setting an Obama trap ?
Making sure ahead of time that the Presidential Pardon, has already been passed up by Trump.
Adam must be living inside his own head. Plenty of empty space to bounce around in.
maybe some wrestler will jerry lawler his ass too.
Saxindacity, it looks like you know your Dr. Demento.
If you’re going to follow the Nixon Model, Adam, remember that Nixon resigned in the second year of his second term. In case you want to follow the Nixon Model, that would be 2022. See you in a few years, Adam.
“… as no one may be the judge in their own case …”
Just to play the cat-lady grammar-checking asshole: “one” is singular; “their” is plural. Go back to 4th grade, Adam. Unless you are quoting President Nixon’s DoJ – then they need to go back to the 4th grade.
And, whether or not this particular imbecility comes from you or from President Nixon’s DoJ; “pardon” is NOT a “judgment.” The “judgment” must take place prior to the “pardon.” The “judgment” is Judicial, and the “pardon” is Executive.
Maybe you need to read some – not just “Archie” comics – but some more serious stuff?
Or maybe pull your head out of your ass? Who knows? You might get a better view of life – certainly a better aroma.
izlamo delenda est …
The term buffoon was coined just for him.
That ladies and gentlemen is a perfect example of the quality of your congress!
Karma is soon to become the BIGGEST bitch you’ve ever seen.
Hillary would never pardon herself. She would just deny it was her, or blame it on someone else….