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Leftist Loon Spin -> The Presidency Was Beneath Hillary Anyway

Wednesday, 16 November 2016, 14:00 BFH Uncategorized 56

It is frightening to even glimpse for a second the thoughts of a leftist loon. It’s like seeing a guy clean his glass eye.

Excerpts From Lena Dunham Newsletter by Virginia Heffernan.

Bolding mine.

When people told me they hated Hillary Clinton or (far worse) that they were “not fans,” I wish I had said in no uncertain terms: “I love Hillary Clinton. I am in awe of her. I am set free by her. She will be the finest world leader our galaxy has ever seen.”

Usually a legend is made by men and media — the legend of Kennedy, say, or Jim Morrison — and then, much later, a biopic, pretending to evenhandedness, reveals the legend’s shortcomings, his “human” side. The shortcomings are almost always something exactly no one actually believes compromises his heroism. His problem drinking. His mistreatment of women. Well, takedowns of Hillary were always already written. She has somehow made the time to hear out each dead-end line of reasoning about her fake mortal sins, and often she has also thanked everyone for sparing her further moral lashings, as if that were a kindness.

Maybe she is more than a president. Maybe she is an idea, a world-historical heroine, light itself. The presidency is too small for her. She belongs to a much more elite class of Americans, the more-than-presidents. Neil Armstrong, Martin Luther King Jr., Alexander F’ing Hamilton.

Hillary Clinton did everything right in this campaign, and she won more votes than her opponent did. She won. She cannot be faulted, criticized, or analyzed for even one more second. Instead, she will be decorated as an epochal heroine far too extraordinary to be contained by the mere White House. Let that revolting president-elect be Millard Fillmore or Herbert Hoover or whatever. Hillary is Athena.

ht/ corky

56 Comments on Leftist Loon Spin -> The Presidency Was Beneath Hillary Anyway

  4. The left is still stuffing ballot boxes in MI. So the count is not certified until they add enough dead voters to give the popular vote to Hillary. We know how they operate! As for this female, go down to your local Dykes on Bykes bar and find a new “hero”. You are in desperate need of one.

  5. I would definitely compare her to Hamilton, because anyone who knows anything about American history or Hamilton, would know that he was a totally power hungry asshat.

    Bad analogy bint.

  9. Billie Jeff had a screaming rip roaring fight with Gramma, while he was safely in his Clinton Tower, and then threw his phone into the Arkansas river in blind rage. She probably killed the closest servant. All those lives murdered, all that money spent, all those bimbos dicked, and now she is a Pyrrhia and he is known as a rapist and deplorable. Funny how that worm turned on its users. Karma came home to roost, and it was NOT the famous Phoenix.

  10. What is probably going on behind the secret walls around the Clintons are the mobs, the cartels, plotting to exact revenge for all those dollars pissed away to the Clintons. And as you well know, with those cartels, the only good witnesses are dead witnesses.

  12. Sounds like she is on the BARGAINING stage of grief (after ANGER).

    Guess what, if they ever do a deep dive and remove the illegal vote and count all the absentee votes DJT will probably be the winner of the popular vote.

    Then back to ANGER!

  16. Thank you for your thoughtful praise of Caesar Mz. Heffernan, we will get that right over to Brutus for distribution.
    Now sit down and reward yourself with a big bowl of shut the fuck up, she lost, get over it.

  17. Charles C. Pinkney, Henry Clay, William Jennings Bryan, Thomas Dewey and Adlai Stevenson each won their parties nomination for the President of the United States twice and each lost twice…..Hillary/Urethra couldn’t even break THAT glass ceiling…..Nanner Nanner…LOL….

  30. Hillary and Barack will compete to become the next UN Secretary General. Barack can wave his Nobel Peace Prize and Hillary will showcase the Clinton Foundation. They will both claim that the peace in the Middle East is due to their own efforts. Perhaps whichever wins, they will have to wait until their prison sentence is over to take the reins of the UN.

  32. Yeaaah according to what I’m hearing lately, Hillary didn’t win the popular vote either. But whatevs.
    Get on with your Soy Luck Club meetings and your Sisterhood of traveling vaginas celebrations and leave politics to women who don’t think/ have conversations with their crotches and don’t vote according to what they say.

  35. For YEARS, I’ve been hearing femtards say men think with their dicks and make bad decisions.
    Now these broads want to do nothing but talk about, react with and show off their freakshow vaginas to busy pedestrians and they’re supposed to be smarter than the men they are clowning?
    They bitch when men look at them and bitch when they don’t. STFU and go knit a sweater.

  39. @Dadof4: I see (said the blind guy, but he didn’t see).

    Seems like you could just pop the eye out like a pimento out of an olive, swish it around in your mouth with a slug of whisky, take it back out (before swallowing the whisky – important to get those in the right order), and pop that sucker back in again, all shiny and sterilized.

    Does it sound like that would work?

  46. @ VietVet, LOL, that’s just what a friend of mine did, he’s dead now. Lost his eye to a jart in the ’60s. He would pull it out, put it in his mouth, turn around, act like he was putting it back in and when he turned back around it would be staring at you from his puckered lips. Very unnerving the first time you see it. If you left your drink unwatched, he would put it in.
    His standard goodbye was: I’ll keep an eye out for you.
    Jerry was his name but everybody called him Jack Elam.

  49. @OpenTheDoor: That’s a great gag. Wish I could have been there to see it. Hopefully he passed the eye on so that others could continue his legacy.

    Here’s one of my favorite jokes:

    Guy with a glass eye likes to drink. A lot. One night he gets drunk and without him noticing it, his eye falls out into his martini. Mistaking it for an olive, he swallows it.
    Next day he realizes what has happened, but figures all things come to pass, and he’ll get it at the exit door, so to speak. Unfortunately, when the eye reaches his anal sphincter, it gets stuck, and no amount of straining or laxatives will dislodge it.

    He finally realizes he has to go to a proctologist, but he’s too embarrassed to admit what he has done, so he just says he has rectal pain and lets it go at that.

    When he gets to see the proctologist, the doc has him drop his pants, bend over, and spread his cheeks. Standard procedure. He then gets down behind the guy with a flashlight and peers intently for a couple of minutes.

    Finally the doc walks back around to the front of the guy and says, “What’s the matter? Don’t you trust me?”

  54. I THOUGHT THIS WAS SARCASM, but I see it is a quote from someone else.

    Every fault of Hillary is ignored and dismissed, as with all democrats, they just don’t see it, or want to see it. They have a rolladex of excuses to avoid talking about each one, but their favorite is to balance out the conversation by talking about a small Republican distraction that is not even close to being morally equivelent.

    EX: Bill’s decade’s long rape accusers. “NOPE, he was never convicted, so it didn’t happen! NOPE, Trump has 11th-hour accusers too, so they both cancel!”

    That’s why they lost, big time.

  55. The Fox and the Grapes. -Aesop

    Driven by hunger, a fox tried to reach some grapes hanging high on the vine but was unable to, although he leaped with all his strength. As he went away, the fox remarked ‘Oh, you aren’t even ripe yet! I don’t need any sour grapes.’

    People who speak disparagingly of things that they cannot attain would do well to apply this story to themselves.

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