Lesbian Batwoman Project Green-Lighted – IOTW Report

Lesbian Batwoman Project Green-Lighted

It’s a go.

Wonder what it should be named?

ht/ cynic

55 Comments on Lesbian Batwoman Project Green-Lighted

  1. This character has already appeared in “Bad Blood” and “Mystery of the Batwoman”.

    In both instances she was a lesbian….but….. a pretty damn disappointing one. It was just one aspect of her personality. Unfortunately I get the feeling that the live action version is gonna’ focus exclusively on that as well as the other social justice issues.

    Shame. Because in the animated world, it was pretty cool to see her try and be Batman on a shoestring budget with significantly less upper body strength.

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  2. Her comic book series has never been popular, in fact the main reason they made her a lesbian in the 90s was due to declining sales. The writers were smart enough to know that leftist idiots would never have the balls to cancel a comic book if the main character was gay.

    And just like back then, the only reason she’s getting any sort of adaptation is the current leftist obsession with ‘woke points’.

    Disgusting.

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  3. Will the batmobile be really tricked out Edsel with a really and I mean really distinctive grill? Will it blow flames out of the exhaust? Will her alter ego wear jeans a fanny pack and a North face jacket? Or will she be a lipstick lesbian philthy Rich haughty dressed and acting bored with life? And my God! What would the bat signal look like?

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  4. No matter what they do to Batgirl I’ll always have the memory of Yvonne Craig cavorting about in her skin tight pants and how that image burned its way into my newly-pubescent subconscious.

    I must confess … many was the time, after watching an episode of Batman, that I had to go to the bathroom and play the role of The Choker

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  5. Crouching Dyke; Rotten Crotch.

    The “Red Snapper” (from above) played by Huma Abedin.

    “Her nether regions are red and sore from the mustache and chin-stubbled gnarling of Batwoman’s (who is undergoing hormone therapy) frenzied attentions – but they still take time out to fight crime! The Evil Queen of the “Foundation” who is Hell-bent on destroying the World poses the greatest threat that the Dyke Crusader and the Red Snapper have heretofore faced!
    Watch as they tongue-lash her into submission!
    Watch as the Evil Queen’s faithful sidekick Billy-Jeff attempts to stuff our heroines’ mouths full of the semi-magical elixir that has caused the swoons of hundreds, if not thousands, of unsuspecting women!”

    izlamo delenda est …

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