A truck driver in Australia videoed himself deliberately timing a puddle splash so it would soak a pack of cyclists tooling along on roadways built for motor vehicles, a roadway that connects to the airport. (Imagine if you’re late for your plane and you have these a$$holes, going nowhere, just using the road for fun, in your way.)
An interview with the peddler reveals that the entire lot of them could have went down in a heap of spandex because of the puddle’s mist. So, the question begs – why are they allowed on the road if such a mundane and routine occurrence can result in a bloodbath? Seems dangerous to me. I have to wear a seatbelt or be fined because the “government cares about me,” yet these doofi get to fantasize about winning the tour de f@cktard on a road meant for motorists.
Anyone with a lick of sense can see that leftist governments are pushing for cycling over motoring and these useful idiots are playing the part of “green martyr” dutifully.
Meanwhile, the trucker is in some sort of trouble for performing, and then posting, a valuable Public Service Announcement- Cycling on Roadways is Dangerous.
He should be paid, not fined.
Unfortunately the government is looking to remove the “dangerous cars” and replace our means of transportation with peddle bikes, rickshaws (pulled by white males only), skateboards, golf carts and Forever Alone vehicles.
ht/ The Big Owe
Or a sniper rifle
John Wayne style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnPUe80oBZw
I think I told the story here before when I kicked one of these ass holes over. Still clipped in running his mouth after he flipped me off. Dick.
Notice that Sydney Morning Herald who published the story has no comment section. I’m sure that a majority of the comments would hail the truck driver.
I hate bicyclits. They leave their miserable urban hellholes and bully their way into my rural paradise every freakin weekend.
Oh how I detest them.
They should be forced on a twenty mile ride with their bicycle seats removed.
Oh wait. I was trying to come up with something punitive.
That might not be it.
I got an idea, why don’t bicyclists stay on the side of the road where they belong instead of taking up a lane where cars are normally driving.
Yeah, yer bikes are cool, not cool doing 30 mph under speed limit holding up traffic.
I take that as the ones that do that are jerks.
“Doofi”. Love it! I’m adding it to my vocabulary.
bicyclists don’t pay road taxes for their mode of transportation …. therefore should not be using something supported by motor vehicle registration, tags, titles, tire tax, insurance, etc.
USA, baby ….. gotta pay to play
That’s what I miss being down here – not being able to bicycle through Rock Creek Park every morning before the DC rush-hour traffic.
Oh, wait. That was in my dreams. Never mind. 👿
“yet these doofi get to fantasize about winning the tour de fucktard ”
Yup, tour de fucktard, I love it!
“tour de fucktard!”
@Perspective beat me to this comment because I was laughing too hard to type.
My hero.
Noted; expressing contempt for those having completely reasonable contempt for bike riders is nannysocialist scolding how dare they! GoodSpeak. How brave and virtuous the newsreader is.
Meanwhile the asshat who insist upon taking his toy into motorized traffic where everyone has to accommodate him complains “if the water affected us to the point where I crashed, took my friends out, we fell under a passing truck” [just imagine] perfectly illustrates the sanctimony.
BikeyBoy got off light.
I can’t help but retell the story of being slowed up by two bicyclists on a two lane road….I finally got a chance to get around the liberal fucktards that enjoyed the hell out of causally pedaling their asses in the middle of the lane. I’m driving a Dodge diesel pick up and I was in too low a gear as I stomped on the pedal to get around the obnoxious pieces-of-shit. The blackest, thickest smoke I ever saw spewed from the exhaust pipe, enveloping numerous hectors of open waste land.
Seriously, traffic had to stop in both directions to wait for the ubiquitous, billowing clouds of revenge to clear before drivers could attempt to navigate the few feet it took to overtake the asswipes of liberal intimidation.
It was a scene of personal gratification that will out live every slap in the face of any liberal that ever existed.
I caught up with the asshole in Crisco (San Fran) who knocked my sack of Ghirardelli chocolates out of my hand.
He was on the sidewalk when he hit me, then laughed, he was forced to stop at the crosswalk.
Grabbed the rear wheel at the brake caliper and used my foot to strip spokes, screamed like a little girl.
Yeah, it felt good, laughed in his face.
‘roo bars will protect your truck from similar road hazards.
You did this, didn’t you Sick Of Liberals?
https://youtu.be/IOLmKHgzI2M?t=8
Bicyclist are shitpickles
How about the fag news guy? He looked like he was about to tear up.
Apparently I’m not the only person who would like to see piles of rusting bicycles on the road to the crematorium.
OhStink, TexAss is planning to spend TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS on a “bicycle master plan.” Thank Lance Armstrong.
^ Straight out of Austin.
Whenever I see spandex clad cyclists I think, there’s Big Fur Hat’s friends!
Bicycles do not belong on roadways and most cyclists are law breaking, entitled assholes who deserve whatever befalls them.
A few years ago, a local bicyclist was tooling down the edge of a state highway when she grabbed her water bottle and threw her head back to take a drink. She drifted into traffic while drinking her refreshing liquid and a pickup flattened her to death. No charges for the driver as witnesses saw the whole thing.
From my misspent youth.
She was goin’ down the mountain doin’ ninety
When the chain on her bicycle broke.
Now she’s layin’ in the grass,
With a sprocket up her ass,
And her tits is tappin’ Dixie in the spokes.