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Let’s plan a party

Monday, 26 December 2016, 14:56 BFH Uncategorized 45

Theme: Obama’s Exit

When: January 19th (The 20th is Trump’s day.)

What’s Needed?: This is a virtual party. We need ideas.

What music should be played? What food should be served? What guests should speak or perform?

What games should be played? etc.

All ideas welcomed.

 

45 Comments on Let’s plan a party

  12. First speakers: Team CNN with Zakaria closing the ‘legacy’ hour.
    Middle: Hollyweird on their self-congratulation tour of what it means to be black.
    Final: Raddatz, Hayes/Madcow, and the team from NBC,on the topic of crying in politics. Just like with the Norks, make those tears glorify Li’l O as he rides his unicorn.

  18. When Barack escorts Moochelle in, they should play “Walkin’ the Dog” by Rufus Thomas

    They should serve Pâté made with dog meat.

    “Lyin’ Eyes” by the Eagles should be played until the Obama’s leave.

  19. If I skip the ObamaExit party then life can begin with out A hangover. Unlike many nights over the past 8
    Years.

    I’ll bring the Nacho dip. Obama this has never been is still Nacho country. Never was.

  20. A bottle of Moet & Chandon.
    That honkin cheeseburger between two (2) grilled cheese sandwiches.
    Cheetos and Chips.
    Chuck Norris singing “Just Eat Shit and Die!”
    Kate Smith’s “God Bless America.”
    Smokey Robinson singing “Tears of a Clown.”
    Obola in “Misty Pony” boots and a raincoat shuffling off in a rainstorm, smoking a Kool, and nursing a bottle of MadDog 20/20.

    izlamo delenda est …

  24. There should be a complete cleansing of the White House … with fire. All the simian feces and urine soaked rugs, drapes, whatever dragged out and turned into a bonfire. Hose down and scrub the exterior with a surgical disinfectant, rip out the grass and shrubs and plant afresh. Turn that arugula garden into an oil stained parking lot reserved for the military who serve the new President.

    All day long play John Philip Sousa marches at an ear splitting volume and shoot fire works into the sky while Air Force and Navy jets practice strafing runs on DNC headquarters. The military aircraft will also jettison air-born canisters filled with recruitment notices for a full time Marine firing squad whose sole purpose will be to execute traitors. An advertisement for a White, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant hangman will be laser etched on the rear and side windows of the Obama’s limo as they exit the WH grounds to a rousing rendition of Dixie. As they make the turn onto Pennsylvania venue, a company of kilt-clad Scotsman playing Amazing Grace on their bagpipes will bend over exposing themselves while farting thunderously at the motorcade. As the motorcade proceeds through Washington, DC, specially trained, fiber-packed, assault pigeons will conduct low-level cluster shitting operations on the limo.

  26. Music:
    Warren Zevon ~’Poor, Poor Pitiful Me’
    Leslie Gore ~ ‘It’s My Party (& I’ll Cry If I Want To)’
    Three Dog Night ~ ‘Liar’
    The Beatles ~ ‘I’m A Loser’
    Dee Dee Sharp ~ ‘Mashed Potato Time’

  28. Food: Skittles and Cheetos in memory of Trayvon, if Obama had a son.

    Malt liquor, in memory of the sit down conference with the cop and college professor because the cop acted stupidly.

    Fat cakes because that’s the Mooches favorite food, that’s what made her so fat, that and french fries.

    Bring in some trannies for a strip show in which the Mooche is the lead dancer and stripper.

    Bring in JayeZ and Beyonce to perform the nastiest and most vulgar rap songs ever heard. Hand them each a Nobel Peace prize for their effort and contribution to the music industry.

    Song: Time to Say Good Bye….

  39. Happy Days Are Here Again should be played on a loop for the party. No entertainment needed as we can revel in watching the Obozo clan walk off into the sunset. Food should be anything you really like but especially food that Mooch finds unacceptable, like fried anything.

  41. Historical figure costumes
    Toasts of various dignitaries and persons of note.
    Feats of consumption, (shotgunning beers, 1 person-1 piece of pizza-1 minute, navel shots off hotties of the opposite sex)
    Traditional dances of ones homeland
    Drinking from a glass boot
    Making note of various artworks and outrageous comments
    Jager-bombs
    Democracy in action: Selecting who talks to the Cops

  42. pick out the best collection of election night reporting from the fake media and view throughout the night. Purchase some Trump Winery bubbly for the occasion. Post festivities on liberal and Mexican sites. Music of choice would be: Movin’ on up from the Jeffersons, Happy days are here again, Battle Hymn of the Republic, and more…

  43. Oburpo can exit to the the Kenyan National Anthem. We should help them exit strapped to a pole, tarred, feathered, taken to the airport for a one way trip to Saudi.

    Tim got it right, Moet et Chandon jereboams and straws for all.
    Miss Conducts bacon menu sounds perfect. Add pulled pork, bacon wrapped stuffing balls, navy bean and smoked ham hock soup, greens and green beans with bacon, and chocolate coated bacon.

    Games – whack a Moslem sounds good.

  44. My sister’s birthday, good party day.

    Food: American farm raised grass fed beef steaks with Jack Daniels steak sauce.

    Music: “Don’t Let The Door Hit You In Your Traitorous Ass You Bastard”, by yours truly (could use some help with the lyrics and arrangement).

    Goodnight friends.

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