Let’s Play “What Did He Do?” – IOTW Report

Let’s Play “What Did He Do?”

A- He was arrested for tossing squirrels into a wood chipper

B- He was arrested for flying a video drone over an open-air woman’s swimming pool changing room and uploading the footage

C- He was arrested for masturbating on a roller coaster with unsuspecting female riders

D- He was arrested in an antique store after shoving Items up his butt and placing them back on the shelf

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31 Comments on Let’s Play “What Did He Do?”

  1. I remember Jerry Springer had a show which was a variation of the Dating Game.
    It was called “Baggage” where the contestant was to select a dating partner and had to guess the person’s baggage or fetishized.

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  2. There were far fewer Crazies & Mentals & Sick Freaks!
    when I was born in ’54……
    Right here where I live. I am 60 miles from Spring
    and 10 miles from Galveston.

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  3. This guys twin works next door to me. And yea, he’s an asshole. Dumb as a box of rocks. Last week I asked him when he was going to start making Goonies movies again. Everyone laughed, except him.

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  4. Freud would have field day with this case. It wouldn’t do a thing to stop his compulsion, but boy would Freud tie off a lot of loose ends in his theories with this guys childhood.

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  5. ‘I had to watch it a couple of times to be sure I knew what I was looking at,’ said Gallery manager Susan Golden

    Has anyone setup a GoFundMe for her lifelong therapy?

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  6. Is he now Secretary of State? Or Defense? He would fit right in with the oddballs and miscreants in the Biden/Obama administration.

    Let’s review shall we?

    Dude over fifty with kids decides to become a ugly woman and is promoted to US Navy Admiral.
    Check

    Dude with shaved head and mustache who wears red lipstick and steals women’s luggage and romps around in their frilly dresses.

    Check.

    Fag Secretary of Trans has a good buddy, mayor of college park is now busted for gay kiddy porn and sharing it with his pals, guest of the White House many times.

    Check.

    What’s not to like about the Biden administration? They’re a fun loving group with a lovable leader.

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  7. I’m sure the inmates at wherever he “ends” up will be more than happy to accommodate his fetish.

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  8. I heard he was looking for porcelin gerbils to shove up his arse. He couldn’t find any but he tried plastic, steel, rubber, and marshmallow gerbils, but none of them gave him the right feel.

    When arrested, he protested that he had a right to try out the goods before buying any. He said he will sue the store for discrimination and denying him his rights to shop for the right kind of gerbil that has just the right fit, just like anybody that buys a pair of jeans to make sure they fit before buying.

    “So I get my kicks from Gerbils…that doesn’t make me a menace to society. I teach Sunday School, I’m a scoutmaster, and I teach kids at summer camp. I love being around little kids and teaching them new things”

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  9. In a just society hhe should be jailed for a period of time time to had stores make claims (five years aught to be enough), then made to repay every store owner 10 times the retail price of the items.

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