In Delaware there’s a new restaurant called Lewinsky’s On Clinton.
I can imagine the Yelp reviews-
The cigar bar only had one cigar in it, and the blue table cloth had a weird crusty stain on it.
ht/ art of the zeal
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You can’t make this stuff up.
Word is she will be there to sign her book:
“Black Thong Down” under her pen-name Monica Blewklinsky.
I think I saw a headline the other day that said “Lewinsky opens up about that day”, which gave me a really bad visual.
I would wager a large sum of cash that Monica voted for Hillary.
Let’s face it, you can’t make this shit up when it comes to the Clintons.
Bet you $50 it has a taco bar on Tuesdays…
How about a logo contest?
Lewinskys On Clinton. Niche market.
Cocktails & (D)reams
I’m gonna order a Bitters Clinger
What is your cocktail iotwers?
Loco –
Cock-tales and (D)reams
LOL I could not get past the name of that place to even go inside.
I can just hear the carnival barker yelling at all the suckers lined up to get into that hell hole, “Blow Jobs, blow jobs get yourself a blow job right here.” In a voice that sounds like either Foghorn Leghorn or Yosemite Sam or WC Fields, take your pick. And of course the slickster would be the first in line.
No chairs – you have to kneel at the bar.
Depends on the definition of ‘on’.
I’m going to open my own Trump themed bar that caters to conservatives.
I’ll call it:
“45 O’clock Somewhere”
My signature cocktail:
Ivanka Tonic
High five to the proud few that must remain in Delaware but won’t embrace the suck.
That girl is dumber than a box of cigars. Without an ounce of shame she flaunts herself around like a celebrity. In reality she was used and tossed like a stinky can of tuna.
Are Democrats born without a sense of reality?
Why are all the cigars pre moistened?
lost my appetite.
I bet it sucks
Watch out for the Bukkake Bar near the door.
Guess I can resurrect this oldie but moldie. What’s the name of the Scorcese movie that shows the rise of Monica Lewinsky in the Clinton White House
Goodfellators
Musical tribute to Monica — Intern With A Blue Dress On
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/intern-with-a-blue-dress-t11457.html
Clinton on Lewinsky
She may have carried a few extra pounds, but she also had one of the sweetest faces I ever came across
My friend is the Executive Chef here. I also play acoustic gigs here. Delaware City is pretty decent place. The townsfolk have a great sense of humor. The other big restaurant there is Crabby Dick’s.
Like Lewinsky on Clinton
Like white on rice
Like ugly on Michelle
Like crooked on Hillary
Nice menu!