Lewinsky Has a Grand Opening

27 Comments on Lewinsky Has a Grand Opening

1. You can’t make this stuff up.

2. Word is she will be there to sign her book:
   “Black Thong Down” under her pen-name Monica Blewklinsky.

3. I think I saw a headline the other day that said “Lewinsky opens up about that day”, which gave me a really bad visual.

4. I would wager a large sum of cash that Monica voted for Hillary.
   Let’s face it, you can’t make this shit up when it comes to the Clintons.

5. Bet you $50 it has a taco bar on Tuesdays…

6. How about a logo contest?

7. Lewinskys On Clinton. Niche market.

8. Cocktails & (D)reams

9. I’m gonna order a Bitters Clinger

   What is your cocktail iotwers?

10. Loco –
    Cock-tales and (D)reams

11. LOL I could not get past the name of that place to even go inside.

12. I can just hear the carnival barker yelling at all the suckers lined up to get into that hell hole, “Blow Jobs, blow jobs get yourself a blow job right here.” In a voice that sounds like either Foghorn Leghorn or Yosemite Sam or WC Fields, take your pick. And of course the slickster would be the first in line.

13. No chairs – you have to kneel at the bar.

14. Depends on the definition of ‘on’.

15. I’m going to open my own Trump themed bar that caters to conservatives.
    I’ll call it:

    “45 O’clock Somewhere”

    My signature cocktail:

    Ivanka Tonic

16. High five to the proud few that must remain in Delaware but won’t embrace the suck.

17. That girl is dumber than a box of cigars. Without an ounce of shame she flaunts herself around like a celebrity. In reality she was used and tossed like a stinky can of tuna.
    Are Democrats born without a sense of reality?

18. Why are all the cigars pre moistened?

19. lost my appetite.

20. I bet it sucks

21. Watch out for the Bukkake Bar near the door.

22. Guess I can resurrect this oldie but moldie. What’s the name of the Scorcese movie that shows the rise of Monica Lewinsky in the Clinton White House

    Goodfellators

23. Musical tribute to Monica — Intern With A Blue Dress On

    http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/intern-with-a-blue-dress-t11457.html

24. Clinton on Lewinsky

    She may have carried a few extra pounds, but she also had one of the sweetest faces I ever came across

25. My friend is the Executive Chef here. I also play acoustic gigs here. Delaware City is pretty decent place. The townsfolk have a great sense of humor. The other big restaurant there is Crabby Dick’s.

26. Like Lewinsky on Clinton
    Like white on rice
    Like ugly on Michelle
    Like crooked on Hillary

27. Nice menu!