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A new study published in the Medical Journal of Australia, says Bond displayed, “severe alcohol use disorder” over the course of six decades and 24 movies. The study authors found that in his entire onscreen career, Bond drank 109 times. His most excessive outing, when he downed six Vespers and raised his blood alcohol level to approximately .36 grams per deciliter in “Quantum of Solace,” was “enough to kill some people,” they noted. More
Why dig up Bond? Try watching “Last Man Standing,” the parents are usually drinking.
He’s also a man whore who should probably have several different STDs. But I don’t see anybody doing a paper on that.
“…the Medical Journal of Australia, says….”
(Capt. Picard voice): “SHUT UP, WESLEY!”
They say that like it’s a bad thing.
You just know he tapped miss moneypenny.
Wait, didn’t they make him gay? Is that why he drinks? LOL.
Rework a 007 movie title to reference his ‘drinking problem’.
CROWN ROYALE
THREE FINGERS
SKYY FALL
TOMORROW NEVER BUYS
MoneyPenny. Such a cool name.
Next month’s journal report is on Wylie Coyote and his bipolar disorder, megalomania and suicidal tendencies combined with an unhealthy psychotic fixation on one particular roadrunner.
From Russia With Vodka
Drink Another Day
The Margarita Is Not Enough
A View To A Scotch
Bocked A Pussy
Moonshine Raker
“Medical Journal of Australia”
They DO know he’s not real, right?
Maybe we shouldn’t tell them. shhhhhh
To paraphrase Abraham Lincoln: “find out what brand he drinks and send some to all our secret agents”.
Is nothing sacred? Whats next, Rambo used steroids?
Johnny Bond was a stinker too, drinker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYS9FalmdkI
Ten Little Bottles
Didn’t Maxwell Smart have some sort of pill that absorbed alcohol so he wouldn’t get drunk? Worked pretty good as I recall, until he accidently swallowed the pill.
His drinking might kill a … weak … person… certainly he never used protection while boffing Pussy Galore … or Miss. Moneypenny … which is only conjecture of course… A good match would be Chuck Norris and James Bond…
They forgot hillary *hic* clinton.
Goldwasser…..
Dr. Slow Gin
In Her Majesty’s Secret Wine Cellar
Club Royale
Chunder Fall
Hangovers Are Forever
From White Russian with Love.
Get Dry Another Day.
How many times a week do you have to take it up the ass before these people declare you excessively queer?
6 whole Vespers………. meh!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Didn’t some harridan M in one of the more recent Bond movies yell at Bond about all his drinking, womanizing, and murdering? I think it was “Scoldfinger”. Could be wrong.
This study is from Oz. Oz may not be where alcoholism was invented, but it is where it’s been refined into a high art.
I suspect this study is a result of jealousy. A drinking game was played, the Aussies couldn’t keep up with Bond (CRIKEY! ROBBOS DED!) so they release this sham of a report in a fit of pique.
Shame, alky Aussies, SHAME!
@MJA ~ he tapped Moneypenny in ‘Skyfall’ … he shagged her, Baby!
btw, the ‘doctors’ from ‘kangaroo kollege’ got nothing better to do?
Toxic masculinity…..shaken not stirred.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ he did? I didn’t know. I stopped watching 007 movies after that guy with the accent.
Did someone say Goldschlager already?
Typical finger-wagging progressive scolds: ruining everything that’s fun.
Liver Let Die
Never Say Never (To Another Martini)
The Aussies would know best. They consume a six-pack of beer every day for breakfast. Lunch and dinner are excuses for more beer.
What people used to call and accept as a “drinking man”.
A lot of them came back from WWII and built our world.
When the dreams started bothering them too bad, they
drank. Then they went out and built some more.
What people used to call and accept as a “drinking man”.
A lot of them came back from WWII and built our world.
When the dreams started bothering them too bad, they
drank. Then they went out and built some more.
I believe Ian Flemming was on the Dieppe raid and
stayed involved in behind the lines action for the
entire War. OF COURSE HE DRANK.
sorry about the double up.
Especially a second Dirty Martini, Tim Buktu! 😀
@Googie
I had a dirty Martini once. Never again. Not Never Say Never. Vodka and olive juice, blecchh.
Now a straight Martini is cool, with 3 olives on a toothpick.
@Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk: Just in case you were wondering how Wile E. Coyote finally wound up…
https://www.youtube.com/embed/bj78yCaumpc
😉
How come people that come up with garbage like this are supposedly doing it for “fun” but come off as puritanical scolds?
When you carry the ’00’ designation, no one is going to kill you but you.
With the junk Hollywood is coming out with now, maybe some character mash-ups would work out.
Like James Bond and Wile E. Coyote. There’s comedy gold in them thar hills.