26 Comments on Life Imitates iOTWreport Parody

1. Good god, uglier than a bucket full of crushed assholes.

   And we wonder where mass shooters come from?

2. The runner is telling you they are a guy.
   Semen, ya.

3. I was NEVER brought up to be a second class citizen and I resent that generalized assumption. I thank my parents in my prayers every night for believing I was and would be more than Bruce thinks. But then again, I am a real woman.

4. There is no such thing as a chick with a penis, just guys with boobs. The left is crazy and stupid.

5. In case no one can see the Jenner video, he says–

   “My path to womanhood was very different. And through that process I’ve learned a lot about women. Women are kinda brought up to be a kind-of second class citizen. Emotionally weaker, physically weaker. I’ve always been inspired by strong women.”

6. “My path to womanhood was very different.” ~ K. Jenner.

   You all know that expression about throwing up in your mouth a little? Usually it’s just an expression, but just now I actually did read that and urped. I can’t believe he was on our box of Wheaties, “The Breakfast of Champions”. I don’t hate him, I am disgusted with everyone who gets sucked into his illness. It’s an illness, I don’t care who says otherwise.

   ~AA

7. I miss the good old days when lunacy was confined to the recesses of the asylum, not mainstreamed by paid, professional carnival barkers on the networks.

8. I always thought Corky was a guy’s name. An old fraternity brother was named (or called) Corky. He was quite a personality. One summer he and his family were on Family Feud. It was hilarious. but I digress.

9. You’ll be a woman soon…..

   Neil Diamond

10. “Women are brought up to kind of be a second-class citizen”

    Says the chick with a dick. 🙄

11. “Women are brought up to kind of be a second-class citizen”

    In my experience, I have to say; any woman that feels that way is self-loathing, complaisant and obsequious. The kind that seek,see and find disappointment and abuse everywhere.
    Not my kinda gal.

12. ‘Story at Twitchy’.

    Makes me twitchy seeing that freak. He reminds me of a cobra trying to disguise itself as a mouse.

    I think I would have a lot more respect for the left’s Women’s Rights crap, if they didn’t denigrate masculinity. It is akin to stepping on everyone to gain a position you don’t deserve. Too many bodies in the feminist closet.

13. soon… soon. tomorrow…

14. “My path to womanhood was very different.”

    No sh*t, Sherlock. Except you’re not quite there yet. Get back to us when you’ve got something down there that resembles a vajayjay.

15. @jpm–I am 100% woman, my middle name was Cork (my g-mother’s maiden name). I always hated that name because “Circus Boy” was a popular TV show when I was little and the boy (Mickey Dolenz, who later was in the Monkees) was named Corky. I didn’t want people to think I was a boy! Anyway, I embraced the nickname.

16. You can fantasize about being the queen of Sheba but that doesn’t mean you are!

17. Let me tell you about my long struggle towards womanhood.

    PfftHahaha

    I cant pull this off with a straight face.

    Closest I get to that is the courtesy of lowering the toilet seat after I piss.

18. He must have been a great father raising his daughters and step daughters as 2nd class citizens. Clearly the kids he just abandoned were the lottery winners. And he was a man by his own admission until 69 so WTH is he babbling about knowing how it is for women growing up.

19. Your not a woman unless you lose the penis your not a man unless you get one, till then you can all shut up.

20. I think we (society, the women’s movement, etc) have forgotten that men and women ARE different in all the best possible ways – we compliment each other. We make each other better when we come together, not worse. I never felt I was better or worse than men, only that we were each unique in a beautiful way.

    I have never been physically as strong as a man, and I felt no need to be. I have known men smarter and dumber than me – typical of most humans. I have known men nicer and not as nice as me – again typical of most humans.

    Why have we come to such a place of competition?

21. I wonder if Bruce ever conned a man into having sex with him, thinking that Bruce was the real deal? Hey. It happens! Not to me. I SWEAR.

22. “But then again, I am a real woman. – Corky”

    If anyone doubts that, they can go look at your “guess the reader” entry and get an education.

23. “Your not a woman unless you lose the penis your not a man unless you get one, till then you can all shut up. – Notme”

    I disagree.

    Every cell in the body still contains the chromosomes it was born with. Either xx or xy. Surgery and added hormones doesn’t change that. Ask a forensic guy that finds their bodies 50 years later in a field what sex they were and I guarantee you it doesn’t matter if a dick was added or chopped off surgically.

    Science.

24. Gross.

25. I’m offended by Bruce’s gender appropriation. He pities me as a woman but steals my status.

    Daffy bint

26. So women are so equal now…..

    that they have spokesfreaks that are men pretending to be women…..

    How enlightening is that…..???

    #ittoo.