Let me first say, Joe6Pack, personally, had a good reason to be toasting with his friend. – bfh
I received my bottles of Toxic Masculinity today. And by coincidence a long time buddy of mine visited, so being the good host that I am we taste tested a shot. We figured we might as well be as manly as we can be and went for the 111 proof Rye Whiskey.
It was surprisingly smooth, so we had another shot. We wisely stopped at that point. It now carries the joe6pak stamp of approval.
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Joe6Pak will give us the review. He should be getting it soon.
If it were a little later in the evening, I’d have something smart ass to say.
I’m waiting for My Pillow Whiskey…
They are a gold medal winner for small distillers. I’ve told some buddies of mine that I ordered a couple bottles, now they all want a shot of Toxic Masculinity.
Maker’s That’s Gonna Leave a Mark…
Not the same stuff, but here is a review of an Irish “Whiskey” I edited to reflect ground truth.
“Description
This honey-hued blended whiskey offers vanilla chemical, coconut chemical and almond chemical stenches and other undefinable offences to the palate. Plus a slap in the head of methanol and formaldehyde. The finish is quite horrid; cayenne and cinnamon atrophy the tip of the tongue. .09 Points Wine Enthusiast”
Jim Beam upside your head?
@ Loco
I understand David Hogg is coming out with a My Pillow Biter chardonnay.
Such a target rich environment.
I’ll betcha Hogg’s stuff tastes like chicken…
That manly beard is totally negated by that foo-foo bow tie. And those girlie hands don’t look like they have done much real work.
Ultimately the success or failure of the product will depend on customer satisfaction, not some gimmick in advertising.
All employees must attend “White Frugality/Diversity is our Strength” seminar next week, leave your privilege at the door.
Yea, plus if you shaved that guy he’d look like he was 12.
Jenna Jameson’s Irish Whiskey…
I’d try it!
If you go to their site, and click on our story, there’s 4 guys that would be better for the home page guy.
I think Knob Creek say’s the same thing with a bit more subtlety…
I got some Grand Traverse Ole George Rye Whiskey that is pretty darn good stuff!
On the other hand I got some Cleveland Whiskey (oxygenated rapid aging) that is only good as hand sanitizer!!
jeez … we could write the ad campaign for this …
‘Toxic Masculinity Whiskey … with real Man Sweat!’
‘Toxic Masculinity Whiskey … with the smell of real Man Pheromones to drive the Ladies wild’
‘Toxic Masculinity Whiskey … even better when you add your own Taint Sweat’
btw, ‘Toxic Masculinity Whiskey’ doesn’t quite roll off the tongue well (no pun intended) … how about something like ‘Man Stink Whiskey … Unapologetic’? … or something …
btw, definitely won’t be a hit in Blue States
… & we all know why they call them Blue States
I looked on the site, unfortunately no direct shipment to Utah (sigh……)
If it pares with Chocolate Jack cigars,(You won’t find it) I might try it.
When someone comes up with Testosterone Tequila, I’m in.
Yeah, I think full beards on (especially) young-ish men who make a living modeling for ads is…. well, it’s just wrong. The male equivalent of female breast implants.
I placed my order boys.
OK I know it’s low rent. But I do like that Fireball whatever cinnamon stuff. What’s it called? I know there are 2 brands.
Anyway, in the winter time when it was super cold, my grandpa would pour the Retsina or Metaxa shots for everyone. OK I was only 3 or 4 and I didn’t finish the shot, but still. LOL. That shit makes you reeeeaaaall toasty. hahahaha.
MJA, Fireball is just made for snowmachines.
LOL! It’s good with ice cream and chocolate. haha
MJA: Florida Georgia Line…Round Here
The moon comes up and the sun goes down
We find a little spot on the edge of town
Twist off, sip a little, pass it around
Dance in the dust, turn the radio up
And that Fireball Whiskey whispers
Temptation in my ear
It’s a feelin’ alright Saturday night
And that’s how we do it ’round here
Yeah, that’s how we do it ’round here!
David Hogg is coming out with a new ice cream line called
“Höögen-Frost” with flavors like “I Was Nowhere Near The Shooting Chocolate Swirl” and “Puny Arms and Cream.”
Here’s their new slogan:
“You feel like a man while drinking it, but you feel like a wuss the next morning…”
Looks like MJA and I could be drinking buds. Ive cut way back. It so happens that stuff cuts the film out of my mouth from lack of saliva glands. On the upside, I grow very little facial hair after being fried with radiation. If I grew my beard out I’d look like, well, a victim of radiation. LOL
Brad, one of the blessings of having had Covid-19, I lost taste buds so I can now drink the cheaper tequila – non mixto of course…
Since the country is hopelessly divided, any manufacturer should produce equal and opposite named products to cover all bases.
So, what should we call the leftist version of Toxic Masculinity Whiskey?
Compassionate Bed-wetter Bourbon?
LocoBlanco, equal and opposite named whiskey would need to be what, 25 Proof ??
@LocoBlancoSaltine
Are your taste buds slowly coming back and how long have you had the loss?
Sincerely hope it reverses.
Loco. yea, they fried my taste buds, and my sense of smell. The taste buds are coming back a little. The sense of smell, not happening. All things considered, I’m happy to be here. Here’s a big bonus, They don’t know why, but after you get radiated a lot, you can’t retain fat. Oh darn. I’m resurrecting my underwear modeling career. LOL.
Kcir, I can still taste but it is dulled.
My sense of smell was always very acute.
Now, it isn’t near the same as before covid.
I can only explain it like a frequency spectrum of hearing.
Typically you can hear 20Hz to 20,000 Hz.
This is like losing 5-10,000 Hz on the smell spectrum.
I have read that it does come back but it has been a long time.
Cute.
Real men drink Bushmills from Northern Ireland. No hipster male models and polished promos. Just hardy, hearty whiskey from the land that invented political incorrectness.
Ulstermen: Pissing off the English, the Irish, and the rest of the Feckin’ Eejits since the world’s oldest distillety opened in 1608. And caring fuckall about offending anyone since.
@BFH –
Send me a 40oz instead…Miller or Bud will be fine.
You big boys can have your WHISKEY… that makes you FRISKY…
@Little Morphin’ Annie – ‘Feckin’ Eejits’
Give our best to R!
Ghost and Mary H
OK – I give up – what’s the difference between Whiskey and Whisky?
izlamo delenda est …
Jim Beam Double Oak. Mmmmmm
@ Little Morphin’ Annie
MARCH 1, 2021 AT 10:47 PM,
A buddy of mine grew up across the road from Bushmills. His mother still lives there and he takes the family to see her every year. Whilst we were neighbors, he would bring me a bottle of Black Bush. Good stuff.
Any thing free……..ErrrrrrP!
@ Crackerbaby
Been there a few times myself w/DH’s clan, just a wee drive up the road from where he grew up. He and his brothers tell me they’re taking me for a scenic drive, but I know it’s because I don’t drink whiskey so they get my free sample after the distillery tour and then I get to drive the lot of them home, stopping at some quaint pub along the way.
I don’t like a bourbon with a high rye content as it has a hot peppery bite, and pure rye is not tolerable. Real whiskey is meant to be made with a mash bill of at least 51% corn, aged a minimum of 2 years in a virgin charred oak barrel, barreled at no higher than 125 proof, and absolutely positively must be made in the USA, preferably within a 50 mile radius of Bardstown, KY. Travel the KY bourbon trail once or twice and you’ll understand and agree.
If I want a mixed drink, I put ice in my bourbon.
Southern Grace distillery.
Conviction.
Amazingly smooth micro distillation!
Made in a converted prison in NC
Cant endorse it enough!