Lizard In a Hurricane – IOTW Report

Lizard In a Hurricane

Researchers at America’s top university, Harvard, wondered how is it that lizards aren’t all blown away when a hurricane hits a Caribbean island. To study how the little reptiles manage high winds, they rigged up a leaf blower to direct its force on a wooden dowel. “But there’s only so much a little lizard can take. At 108 mph (174 kph), it was flying lizard time.” More

18 Comments on Lizard In a Hurricane

  1. Question for evolutionary biologists: How long did it take for the trillions of nerve connectors in the human body to fire correctly in any given circumstance?

    Creation is the correct answer!

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  2. The same thing that allows them to stick/climb walls…….sticky fingers. Hell, demoncrats should understand sticky fingers, only they use theirs to thieve instead of explore and survive.

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  3. Lizards have developed a ‘wood magnet’….I’m currently doing some experimenting with them on my ceiling fans. It only seems to work if I lick certain toads.
    By the way, toads seem to fly in many colors and leave jet streams….

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  4. Researcher #1: (takes enormous of pot) “Ok-ok. I got one. Why don’t Lizards fly off during hurricanes?
    Researcher #2:(takes enormous of pot), “That’s real good. But check it out: Do Dogs approve of Nougat? Huh? Howbowdah?”
    Researcher #3: (takes enormous of pot, bogarts the joint) “Bah! I bet you a truckload of Pabst that I can score a grant to see if I can get a shrimp to run on a treadmill!”

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  5. @Poor Lazlo July 26, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    “Do horseflies prefer the Doobie Brothers or ZZ-Top?”
    “Do trees have oral sex?”
    “Do fish remember their childhoods?”

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