London Man parades down Oxford Street wearing nothing but a mask – IOTW Report

London Man parades down Oxford Street wearing nothing but a mask

I call it ‘the Fauci’. Because there’s a dick in the mask.

13 Comments on London Man parades down Oxford Street wearing nothing but a mask

  1. hey! he’s got his mask on … right?

    works for me …. I might go for the look

    (to paraphrase Chief Brody in ‘Jaws’: “We’re gonna need a bigger mask!”)

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  2. Isn’t it more proper to call him a banger instead of a dick?

    Nope. A banger is a sausage and even though a sausage approximates the shape of a male appendage, that word is never used to describe it.

    Here are some British terms for it:
    Knob
    John Thomas
    Trouser snake
    Dangly bits
    Prick
    Willy

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  3. As a follow on, sausages got their nickname, “bangers”, during wartime when there were meat shortages. During both world wars there was less meat available, they filled their sausages more fat and cheap fillers that expanded rapidly under heat, causing the sausages to burst open violently in the pan. This is the reason why people called them bangers, it was a slang term that they used to refer to sausages, because bang is exactly what they would when you cooked them.

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  4. I just fantasized hundreds of thousands of men across the U.S. doing that all at the same time for a coordinated resistance! No matter what condition their body is in, I’d applaud their verve.

    Lady Godiva fought against oppressive taxes.

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