For the aviator in your life:
Bucket of prop-wash
15′ of flight line
10
Where can I get a progressive drill head…literally?
4
Is that from the Hazard Fraught on-line store?
5
@burner
We would send the new guys looking for:
ID-10-T forms
BA-1100_n’s
Frequency grease
6
I need a set of 30°, 45°, 60°, and 90° angled drill bits for drilling holes in hard to get at places.
7
Does the claw hammer come with a spare battery?
6
Since I am now working part time at the regular job, and now picking up some hours doing house carpentry…I want the dreidel ‘plumb bob’ to keep in my pouch as a talisman of sorts…
@Phenry- still cracking up thanks from up north!
Thanks, I needed that…
Ghost
5
For the boat owner, you can never go wrong with a tube of relative bearing grease….
5
Is it just me? Seems the mohel knife should be pricier than a simple whale gutting knife.
6
Sham WOW!
2
I’m tempted, but I’m still making payments on the gas engine powered belt sander from last year.
3
I hear SlowJoe is a franchisee… 🙄
3
Metric crescent wrench
5
Gotta shate this. I will say where I found it.
1
Still looking for the elusive short throw competition dipstick.
4
There’s a Harbor “Fright” Store just down the road from where I work. Sometimes we stop there after going out to lunch to see what “single use” power tools are on sale. Some simple things like cable ties and such are good deals.
Stay away from the cordless tools. The batteries they use are crap and are prone to igniting…
@flip — In that 2nd link, I couldn’t help but LOL at the rose tinted…
BONO SAFETY GOGGLES
Protect eyes and maintain
inflated sense of self-importance
when using power tools.
6
18-volt cordless hammers are so last decade – everyone uses the 20 volt hammers now.
5
@uncle al regarding @flip post #2. Bono safety glasses was funny as hell. The Nail Unbender was hilarious.
3
@PHenry:
I was hanging out with some relay testers at the power plant one day. A tech in the electrical control room would send test relay signals to breakers in the switchyard, where another tech would verify the desired operation. They used radios to communicate.
At the end of one cycle, the inside tech told the switchyard tech to secure a panel.
“But before you close that, did you check the keyway?”
back in the day we actually used the ‘Rockwell Automation Retro-Encabulator’ tape as a presentation for establishing & purchasing a new, automated control system for our standard Water & Wastewater Pumping Stations https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w&feature=emb_logo&ab_channel=rlcarnes
we could barely contain the laughter amongst ourselves … especially when the ‘corporate chair-persons’ kept nodding their collective heads w/ their ‘understanding’ & blessed our design recommendation
The thing is that since my brother died I have two of each of these specialty tools, like a set of hard plastic tire tube removers and metric spoke tightners… Now that my father passed away last year, I now have THREE channel lock slip wrenches, two 1/4 HP double ended grinders and three sets of both metric and SAE allen keys where you can never find the one you want anyway. Sad I am but I would rather have my brother and father now instead of all the tools….
3
Guess what I’m wrapping up in a bow this Christmas and giving to my Petey B? You know it all you hater potaters. My unbleached elastic starfish!
Where’s Calvin’s transmogrifire?
1
Got any spots for the spot welder?
What about a bottle of bulkhead remover??
Chasten’s – How do you wrap an asshole?
I don’t know, ask Cuomo’s tailor.
Heck, I bought one of those years ago. It works great.
I’m waiting for the parking lot sale so I can get some free micro fiber rags.
Every mechanic need one of these.
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.GHrvU7EL0EaaBZXTUAKUyAHaFk%26pid%3DApi&f=1
I desperately need an electric cheese straightener.
Also a pneumatic toothbrush. A cordless bologna slicer.
See if the wife is on the level:
https://static.welldonestuff.com/images/sizes/cool_level_earrings_lg.jpg
My favorite is ‘some kind of gauge’.
I like the “some king of guage”.
That is exactly what my hvac customers say to me.
For the aviator in your life:
Bucket of prop-wash
15′ of flight line
Where can I get a progressive drill head…literally?
Is that from the Hazard Fraught on-line store?
@burner
We would send the new guys looking for:
ID-10-T forms
BA-1100_n’s
Frequency grease
I need a set of 30°, 45°, 60°, and 90° angled drill bits for drilling holes in hard to get at places.
Does the claw hammer come with a spare battery?
Since I am now working part time at the regular job, and now picking up some hours doing house carpentry…I want the dreidel ‘plumb bob’ to keep in my pouch as a talisman of sorts…
@Phenry- still cracking up thanks from up north!
Thanks, I needed that…
Ghost
For the boat owner, you can never go wrong with a tube of relative bearing grease….
Is it just me? Seems the mohel knife should be pricier than a simple whale gutting knife.
Sham WOW!
I’m tempted, but I’m still making payments on the gas engine powered belt sander from last year.
I hear SlowJoe is a franchisee… 🙄
Metric crescent wrench
Gotta shate this. I will say where I found it.
Still looking for the elusive short throw competition dipstick.
There’s a Harbor “Fright” Store just down the road from where I work. Sometimes we stop there after going out to lunch to see what “single use” power tools are on sale. Some simple things like cable ties and such are good deals.
Stay away from the cordless tools. The batteries they use are crap and are prone to igniting…
Here’s the perfect Christmas gift:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Sst2P1L7MLU/maxresdefault.jpg
.
Hmmm…..The mohel knife looks suspiciously like…
Do they still have those moon-powered space heaters?
I’m buying a dorky nephew an Atomic Beam flashlight so he can charge his solar panels at night!
🚨🚨Warning: Dad joke alert!!!
Quick. Hand me the Henway.
What’s a Henway?
About 2-3 pounds.
/sorry.
I like the carpenter’s dreidel. Can I order it in pressed ham?
more:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e9/67/ac/e967aca92084dc04e94ce3b49016028e.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/edOIwuy.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/PfRICP7.jpg
@flip — In that 2nd link, I couldn’t help but LOL at the rose tinted…
BONO SAFETY GOGGLES
Protect eyes and maintain
inflated sense of self-importance
when using power tools.
18-volt cordless hammers are so last decade – everyone uses the 20 volt hammers now.
@uncle al regarding @flip post #2. Bono safety glasses was funny as hell. The Nail Unbender was hilarious.
@PHenry:
I was hanging out with some relay testers at the power plant one day. A tech in the electrical control room would send test relay signals to breakers in the switchyard, where another tech would verify the desired operation. They used radios to communicate.
At the end of one cycle, the inside tech told the switchyard tech to secure a panel.
“But before you close that, did you check the keyway?”
There was silence on the radio.
“Did you check the keyway? Confirm.”
“What’s a keyway?”
“Oh, about an ounce.”
Lets not forget the “Turbo Encabulator”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag
back in the day we actually used the ‘Rockwell Automation Retro-Encabulator’ tape as a presentation for establishing & purchasing a new, automated control system for our standard Water & Wastewater Pumping Stations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w&feature=emb_logo&ab_channel=rlcarnes
we could barely contain the laughter amongst ourselves … especially when the ‘corporate chair-persons’ kept nodding their collective heads w/ their ‘understanding’ & blessed our design recommendation
P.S. the Rockwell presentation is a blatant rip of the ‘Chrysler Turbo-Encabulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj_rrlZOBrw&ab_channel=willk76
The thing is that since my brother died I have two of each of these specialty tools, like a set of hard plastic tire tube removers and metric spoke tightners… Now that my father passed away last year, I now have THREE channel lock slip wrenches, two 1/4 HP double ended grinders and three sets of both metric and SAE allen keys where you can never find the one you want anyway. Sad I am but I would rather have my brother and father now instead of all the tools….
Guess what I’m wrapping up in a bow this Christmas and giving to my Petey B? You know it all you hater potaters. My unbleached elastic starfish!
Where’s Calvin’s transmogrifire?
Got any spots for the spot welder?
What about a bottle of bulkhead remover??
Chasten’s – How do you wrap an asshole?
I don’t know, ask Cuomo’s tailor.