They need one for AOC’s seat in Congress, should fit tightly around her neck though.
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Is that BFH?
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Bouncing Baby Bungee Brake
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I lost my shoe as a 3 year old because there was a hole on the floorboard in the back seat area of my dad’s Ford Falcon. True story. Still, I made it.
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WHEN BENITO WAS A TOT, HE USED TO RIDE AROUND STANDING ON THE PASSENGER SEAT OF HIS MOM’S CONVERTIBLE..ONE DAY, HE SPOTTED A 31 FLAVORS STORE SO OPENED THE DOOR AND LEFT THE CAR (25-30MPH) TO SCORE SOME ROCKY ROAD..AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HE GOT!! BENITO’S MOM WAS NOT THE BEST IN PANIC SITUATIONS, SO SHE CRAWLED ACROSS TO THE PASSENGER DOOR AND FOLLOWED BENITO..THE CAR (STILL 25-30MPH) WRAPPED ITSELF AROUND A TELEPHONE POLE, TOTALED!! MOM GOT THE WORST OF IT, BENITO JUST BOUNCED DOWN THE ROAD!!
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The car in the ad is a prop but even it needs…
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
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Bombed baby beaners bounce?
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10 year olds???
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Hey, it was better than nothing. Only child restraint I got was my mom’s arm, if she was fast enough.
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Post-abortion live birth eliminator
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Those steel dashboards/glove boxes were pretty unforgiving.
That and untempered glass…
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Auto rugrat containment system (the ARCS-9000)
(mine are in their 30’s and they’d laugh, so I’m ok.)
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Ahhh, that brings me back to when I used to ride around in dad’s car… with the floor length drapes.
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Multi-axis whiplash de-phaser
(I’m sorry, this post cracks me up.)
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If I had one of these, if dad wasn’t so cheap, and if mom wasn’t so heavy footed on the brake, I wouldn’t have been the only kid in preschool missing 2 front teeth, and dad wouldn’t have beat me for ruining the dashboard.
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That strap is a bunch of malarkey. Come here kid, sit on my lap. I’ll hold you.
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We used to sit three wide in the back window of the 1963 Mercury Monterey Breezeway all summer long with our feet inside and our heads and shoulders out in the wind
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Back of the station wagon with the window down, Dad threatened to “step on it” and we’d get tossed out.
Always wondered…
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Hey! I was in one when I was small. So were my older brother and sister. My mom had all three of us on a leather leash and my little sister on her hip. That looks just like what we had. Simpler times, simple solutions.
They need one for AOC’s seat in Congress, should fit tightly around her neck though.
Is that BFH?
Bouncing Baby Bungee Brake
I lost my shoe as a 3 year old because there was a hole on the floorboard in the back seat area of my dad’s Ford Falcon. True story. Still, I made it.
WHEN BENITO WAS A TOT, HE USED TO RIDE AROUND STANDING ON THE PASSENGER SEAT OF HIS MOM’S CONVERTIBLE..ONE DAY, HE SPOTTED A 31 FLAVORS STORE SO OPENED THE DOOR AND LEFT THE CAR (25-30MPH) TO SCORE SOME ROCKY ROAD..AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HE GOT!! BENITO’S MOM WAS NOT THE BEST IN PANIC SITUATIONS, SO SHE CRAWLED ACROSS TO THE PASSENGER DOOR AND FOLLOWED BENITO..THE CAR (STILL 25-30MPH) WRAPPED ITSELF AROUND A TELEPHONE POLE, TOTALED!! MOM GOT THE WORST OF IT, BENITO JUST BOUNCED DOWN THE ROAD!!
The car in the ad is a prop but even it needs…
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
Bombed baby beaners bounce?
10 year olds???
Hey, it was better than nothing. Only child restraint I got was my mom’s arm, if she was fast enough.
Post-abortion live birth eliminator
Those steel dashboards/glove boxes were pretty unforgiving.
That and untempered glass…
Auto rugrat containment system (the ARCS-9000)
(mine are in their 30’s and they’d laugh, so I’m ok.)
Ahhh, that brings me back to when I used to ride around in dad’s car… with the floor length drapes.
Multi-axis whiplash de-phaser
(I’m sorry, this post cracks me up.)
If I had one of these, if dad wasn’t so cheap, and if mom wasn’t so heavy footed on the brake, I wouldn’t have been the only kid in preschool missing 2 front teeth, and dad wouldn’t have beat me for ruining the dashboard.
That strap is a bunch of malarkey. Come here kid, sit on my lap. I’ll hold you.
We used to sit three wide in the back window of the 1963 Mercury Monterey Breezeway all summer long with our feet inside and our heads and shoulders out in the wind
Back of the station wagon with the window down, Dad threatened to “step on it” and we’d get tossed out.
Always wondered…
Hey! I was in one when I was small. So were my older brother and sister. My mom had all three of us on a leather leash and my little sister on her hip. That looks just like what we had. Simpler times, simple solutions.