MyPillow Guy Unveils New Product For Anyone Still Following Him, MyStraitjacket
Mr. Lindell plans to make the first set available at his next public event, the “Trump Patriots Freedom, Liberty, And Ammo Festival”—where all proceeds will go to Trump’s inauguration, loosely scheduled for mid-August. Attendees can be fitted for custom straitjackets, signed by Mr. Lindell himself if he has the use of his arms.
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NOT FUNNY!!!
Mike is a patriot.
The B-B knows that conservatives have a sense of humor.
They also know that if a delivery van of MyPillows were left alone in a conservative neighborhood, the van would not be looted.
That said, I did not find the B-B post lived up to their usual funny, clever, cutting standards.
We need more Mike Lindells and I guarantee this will not phase him.
Yeah, it’s funny. Everyone is fair game or no one is.
You sure this isn’t someone trolling The Babylon bee?
The Babylon Bee having a Chick-fil-A moment.
This directly from their site.
“Attendees (of Trump rallies) can be fitted for custom straitjackets, signed by Mr. Lindell himself”
Sheesh. Laid it on pretty thick, didn’t they?
The only people I’ve seen who think Trump is going to be coronated in August are the”Q” guys who are way out further than the regular “Q” guys. lol
Did the BEE just turn to the Dark Side?
Infiltrators at the Bee? Say it ain’t so.
They have trolled Trump pretty hard, too. But they were mostly funny mixed in with cheap shots, which is fine.
But, Loco’s right: “That said, I did not find the B-B post lived up to their usual funny, clever, cutting standards.”
It seemed just more like a rant.
Is there bad blood? Did Lindell not allow them to do a My Pillow discount code on their site?
😂
It’s the Bee. It’s almost a back handed compliment.
BTW, Mike was at Trump’s Ohio rally. No straitjacket. lol
It’s funny. Groacet.
If th/ey consider this funny, I won’t bother visiting their site. Absolutely pathetic trash.
Good Lord, if we can’t laugh at ourselves we are doomed. It is funny. When did the right become uptight school marms? BB has some clever writers on its staff.
If something is “hands-off” being satirized, then you have a problem.
There have been plenty of Bee posts which I have disliked, personally–usually to do directly with the church–but I just pass them by.
This one is just dumb, IMO. A failure, a flop. Next!
Gee Wally, if they had any balls, maybe they’d come up with the original calming shag fur, donut coddling, dog bed topper or something like that for that angry rat-pack of diesel-fired Gay , lesbian, homo-sex-U-all, butch-dyke tarantulas who look like Rin Tin Tin’s littermates (with the personalities of a baked bean sandwich) who are all gonna ride to Washington on their Fat Barbs on July 4th!
I tried to watch Lindell a while back, but was taken back to memories of the guy in my eighth grade shop class who bragged about banging his girlfriend in his car which was parked out on the street. Yes, he had been held back two or three times.
IT’S SARCASM FOLKS! Geez . . .
When it comes to discussing election fraud Lindell has continued to say Trump is going to be back and even had stated August originally and to that others like Patrick Byrne has said yes there is likely to be fraud exposed but those claims are just Mike being Mike and we will have to see what they find and it will be up to the American people. I think a lot of people get exhausted with these lofty claims and hence the story. I can see the humor from that vantage point and can’t take it too seriously – humor is based on elements of truth and lets face it, Trump is not going to be POTUS in two months.
It might be funny if it said “Property of Dominion” on it.
“Property of CNN”
“Property of SCOTUS”
“Property of Nancy Pelosi”
I don’t think it is sarcasm at all, it borders on ridicule. I would expect to see something like this on SNL or any of the late night shows.
If you think it is funny, remember, all good humor is based in truth. Which is to say you believe it to be true.
Not their best work, in my opinion, but acceptable. It’s the way a lot of us are viewed.
Ammo festival?!? Count me in!!!
They must be making too much money.
That’s not sarcasm. Just a cheap shot.
And what exactly has the Babylon Bee done to expose the obvious voter fraud of 2020?
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I think it’s funny. I can laugh at those on “my side” as well. True story: So, I own a duplex and rent out the other half on AirBnB, (yea yea…leftist shithead woke effers). Anywho, just a few weeks ago I had a young couple from Michigan stay at the place for four nights. After they checked-out, I received a messaged asking me what kind of pillows I had as they were quite impressed with them. I told them the truth, (they were Mypillows…duh). I knew I was probably going to be effed at that point when it came to them leaving a review. They seemed to be on the spectrum of libtardation after-all. The reply was, and I quote, ” OMG! LOL!” Yep. I was effed I thought. To my surprise, those bastards left me a perfect review. I was shocked.
The balll reminds them of a pile of Pooh and it turns them on!
For all their incisive snark, BB plays it safe.
Grow some skin. This is funny!
They’re coming to take Mike away, haha, hoho, heehee! They’re coming to take him away!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnPG1v61AEk
BB is perhaps trying to be fair to the leftist goons.
But the left consists of goons, weirdcreeps, murderers, communists/fascists, perverts, child molesters, liars, and traitors. Nobody has to be fair to them.
Being fair to them is showing weakness.
I smell the nevertrump scent of Frank J. Fleming
I smell Mad Magazine. My favorite publication of all time. I guess that’s telling of my mental capacity or lack there of. I saw this, I laughed. Something the left can’t do.
Get woke, go broke.
I removed myself from their email list.
I’m fed up with seeing two MyPillow ads in every FOX break. “Line a swimmin’ pool”…”The best 3-inches of wonderful”…”A firm cloud”…”I looove my Giza Dream Sheets”…”So I can do my job in the morning”…”I’m asleep almost a-mediately”…”The ad-ventor of MyPillow.”
Here’s my Promo Code: FU86
Even the late night and Saturday shows would be entertaining if they could go Don Rickles grade
Times to order pillows or sheets from Mike. Hope BB doesn’t end up on my list of boycotts. Get Woke, Go Broke. Babylon Bee, no longer will I see?
Mik
The biggest difference between R & L is L has no sense of humor that we are aware of, while those of us on the opposite side are able to laugh at ourselves.
Let’s keep it that way.