Silicone and Fix-A-Flat? Or just too much time sitting on it.
19
It’s the new Ebonic/Latino look. Roll with it. At least she didn’t get the muscle man quadriceps injections.
11
That looks like a prosthesis on a corpse.
17
Depends
25
Isn’t that cultural appropriation?
33
That depends on what the meanings of ass is
15
Outside the “urban areas”, who the hell finds that look attractive?
20
Hopefully, her ass ate Kathy Griffin….
25
Strange place to put a colostomy bag.
22
God spare me. I new better than to open up this story.
18
I didn’t think she could get any less appealing, I was wrong.
21
Butt donated from an African lady?
9
You’ve all heard of a fanny pack, no doubt. Well, this is a packed fanny. Does she know how ridiculous it looks? It’s like those awful lip implants Lisa Rinna (remember her?) ruined her looks with.
13
No. No. No.
When you are 60 it’s hard to pretend you are 40 butt she is trying to maintain what was when she was 25 and THAT is a a very bad idea.
13
If I ever see her, I’m going to point and laugh.
19
She will swallow if you vote for Hillary.
Hillary ain’t runnin’ you say ???
She will still swallow…
9
She is going to make one weird corpse.
12
She’s expecting a drought, as predicted by the “End of Worlders,” Al Gore etc., so she got herself a camel ass to store water. Lots of African women have asses like that, and for the same reason. They’re called big asses, not pieces of ass. On some of them one could stand a pint of Guinness.
8
looks like a cotton picken tumor
12
Custom built bidet cranked up to 300 psi.
5
That’s how big the battery pack has to be to get 12 hours from her always-on triple-action internal/external vibrator.
5
its a trojan horse butt, she’s now hiding illegals. in. her. ass!
7
The Material Girl, with lots of butt material.
7
INSTEAD OF BLOWING UP THE WHITE HOUSE SHE BLEW UP HER ASS.
19
Her intelligence is the same despite the fact that her brain is obviously bigger.
4
It’s all lumpy. I bet she has her entire collection of hot wheels back there.
7
@ Jerry Manderin – hahahahahahahaha!
2
As an engineer, I have to point out that her center of gravity (C.G.) is seriously disrupted. Other than that, it was so round I had a sudden urge to play basketball.
6
They must think they are the Folk Singers of the 60’s all over again. BAD Folk Singers. Very BAD. Go away!
4
Side note: This site has made me laugh entirely too much today – postings and comments, alike.
9
Stand back! It’s gonna BL-O-O-OW!
8
that just ain’t right- someone should tell her
she might not even know
‘what the fuck is wrong with your ass?’
6
That’s just pathetic and hideous not to mention horrific singing!
Could . not . watch!
7
She put the ‘bad’ in badonkadonk.
3
Well, I am sorry that I watched it…. The ridiculous ass not withstanding, was she flat like a mofo doing “Like a Prayer”?…… TERRIBLE ALL AROUND!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
4
….speaking of weird corpses…..did anyone see Linda Tripp on the ‘Scandals’ series on Fox last night? Yikes!
2
I imagine she’s surrounded by those who tell her she looks great!
Looks like she had her thighs “done” too.
And how do you suppose she sits? Leaning forward?
6
Damn…I no longer like big butts.
7
She’ll never have to look for seating. That butt is big enough to sit on the floor and still be table height.
5
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And zoom! Dual air exhausts propel you to your next destination!
Only $19.99 plus S & H. Get one soon!
5
The last time I was intimately with Madonna I saw the passion in her eyes, mainly because I had left a chest button unbuttoned, and I grabbed her by her ponytail, pulled her head back and worked just one of the things I do best, tonsil hockey. It was no matter that some of her hair pulled out, I plunged deeply, working past her bulbous lips then down her jump suit. When I got to her ass we both laughed and I rolled her back and forth (thump, thump) as she giggled and told me how much she liked them. By the time I got to her feet I saw she was badly in need of a pedicure but a little chewing helped. I shan’t go on. It would be unseemly, but the M-Word is a girl who will re-define womanhood for at least the next 20 years. And when they embalm her Bill Clinton will say “hey, she looks pretty good to me:.
2
She’s turned into Torgo from Manos Hands Of Fate. I hope she starts singing like him too. My Generation would be a good start.
1
That’s a callus
7
I think it’s fake – towards the end of the video looks like some type of pie tininside…but why would ya do that? So weird she’s dangerous.
2
So that’s what happened to Al Sharpton’s ass, he sold it to Madonna! I wonder where he sold the other parts of his huge body to?
4
A ghetto shoplifting device…
5
She went from highway cones to human speed bumps?
And the singing, like the guy at Guitar Center said, “there are some things even autotune can’t fix.”
2
‘badonkadonk’, nah
More of a ‘beendonetoomuch’
2
Looks more like a cheap, off-brand version of Depends than implants.
1
All ass…no cattle
1
That thing will be on her ankles when gravity takes over.
Silicone and Fix-A-Flat? Or just too much time sitting on it.
It’s the new Ebonic/Latino look. Roll with it. At least she didn’t get the muscle man quadriceps injections.
That looks like a prosthesis on a corpse.
Depends
Isn’t that cultural appropriation?
That depends on what the meanings of ass is
Outside the “urban areas”, who the hell finds that look attractive?
Hopefully, her ass ate Kathy Griffin….
Strange place to put a colostomy bag.
God spare me. I new better than to open up this story.
I didn’t think she could get any less appealing, I was wrong.
Butt donated from an African lady?
You’ve all heard of a fanny pack, no doubt. Well, this is a packed fanny. Does she know how ridiculous it looks? It’s like those awful lip implants Lisa Rinna (remember her?) ruined her looks with.
No. No. No.
When you are 60 it’s hard to pretend you are 40 butt she is trying to maintain what was when she was 25 and THAT is a a very bad idea.
If I ever see her, I’m going to point and laugh.
She will swallow if you vote for Hillary.
Hillary ain’t runnin’ you say ???
She will still swallow…
She is going to make one weird corpse.
She’s expecting a drought, as predicted by the “End of Worlders,” Al Gore etc., so she got herself a camel ass to store water. Lots of African women have asses like that, and for the same reason. They’re called big asses, not pieces of ass. On some of them one could stand a pint of Guinness.
looks like a cotton picken tumor
Custom built bidet cranked up to 300 psi.
That’s how big the battery pack has to be to get 12 hours from her always-on triple-action internal/external vibrator.
its a trojan horse butt, she’s now hiding illegals. in. her. ass!
The Material Girl, with lots of butt material.
INSTEAD OF BLOWING UP THE WHITE HOUSE SHE BLEW UP HER ASS.
Her intelligence is the same despite the fact that her brain is obviously bigger.
It’s all lumpy. I bet she has her entire collection of hot wheels back there.
@ Jerry Manderin – hahahahahahahaha!
As an engineer, I have to point out that her center of gravity (C.G.) is seriously disrupted. Other than that, it was so round I had a sudden urge to play basketball.
They must think they are the Folk Singers of the 60’s all over again. BAD Folk Singers. Very BAD. Go away!
Side note: This site has made me laugh entirely too much today – postings and comments, alike.
Stand back! It’s gonna BL-O-O-OW!
that just ain’t right- someone should tell her
she might not even know
‘what the fuck is wrong with your ass?’
That’s just pathetic and hideous not to mention horrific singing!
Could . not . watch!
She put the ‘bad’ in badonkadonk.
Well, I am sorry that I watched it…. The ridiculous ass not withstanding, was she flat like a mofo doing “Like a Prayer”?…… TERRIBLE ALL AROUND!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
….speaking of weird corpses…..did anyone see Linda Tripp on the ‘Scandals’ series on Fox last night? Yikes!
I imagine she’s surrounded by those who tell her she looks great!
Looks like she had her thighs “done” too.
And how do you suppose she sits? Leaning forward?
Damn…I no longer like big butts.
She’ll never have to look for seating. That butt is big enough to sit on the floor and still be table height.
Madonna! The 2019 International spokesperson for Ronco’s new Inflatable Travel Arse. It makes instant alterations on the sagging seat of your pants! It insulates against cold drafts! And it doubles as a flotation device in the event of an accident over water. Need to get somewhere fast? Just grab the manual plug releases on each side of the prominently displayed butt cheeks.
And zoom! Dual air exhausts propel you to your next destination!
Only $19.99 plus S & H. Get one soon!
The last time I was intimately with Madonna I saw the passion in her eyes, mainly because I had left a chest button unbuttoned, and I grabbed her by her ponytail, pulled her head back and worked just one of the things I do best, tonsil hockey. It was no matter that some of her hair pulled out, I plunged deeply, working past her bulbous lips then down her jump suit. When I got to her ass we both laughed and I rolled her back and forth (thump, thump) as she giggled and told me how much she liked them. By the time I got to her feet I saw she was badly in need of a pedicure but a little chewing helped. I shan’t go on. It would be unseemly, but the M-Word is a girl who will re-define womanhood for at least the next 20 years. And when they embalm her Bill Clinton will say “hey, she looks pretty good to me:.
She’s turned into Torgo from Manos Hands Of Fate. I hope she starts singing like him too. My Generation would be a good start.
That’s a callus
I think it’s fake – towards the end of the video looks like some type of pie tininside…but why would ya do that? So weird she’s dangerous.
So that’s what happened to Al Sharpton’s ass, he sold it to Madonna! I wonder where he sold the other parts of his huge body to?
A ghetto shoplifting device…
She went from highway cones to human speed bumps?
And the singing, like the guy at Guitar Center said, “there are some things even autotune can’t fix.”
‘badonkadonk’, nah
More of a ‘beendonetoomuch’
Looks more like a cheap, off-brand version of Depends than implants.
All ass…no cattle
That thing will be on her ankles when gravity takes over.