50 Comments on Mahk Tries Burger King’s “Impossible Whopper”
“with the fur ON” lolol
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I’ve *never* understood why people who don’t want to eat meat would want something to *taste* like meat.
I got *no* problem with the “form” of something (e.g. a veggie burger in a bun)…but the TASTE?!
I mean, nice that BK wants some more veg customers, but WHY TRY TO PERSUADE MEAT EATERS, then?!
24
“The only plant life I want in my burger is cannabais!” Lol! Give people the munchies so they’ll order more! Seriously, I want strictly beef.
15
Bison makes the best burger meat. Especially with the right rub.
10
“…because shit sandwich was already taken?”
Love it!
23
I tried ‘cricket flour’ chips a couple of years ago. They are made up of ground-up crickets, so high protein, coated with the usual chip flavorings. They tasted just like a regular sour cream & onion Dorito – but I ate 3 and was done, just couldn’t stop thinking about the fact that it was crickets. As long as the regular thing is available I think I’ll stick with it.
14
Wonder if they cook these on the same broiler conveyor they cook the regular burgers on?
7
“Zero grams of taste, zero grams of flava and two million grams of I’m definitely gonna have diarrhea lata.”
That’s what I get at the China Buffet.
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Jimmy,
Sorry but some do not agree.
Ground Bison is dry and tough and tasteless.
You gotta half fat.
Massages and beer are optional.
5
SHIT SANDWICH! If i would have been chewing pure SD grown beef i would have to wipe off my screen.
I wont have one. I live half a block downwind from a BK for 18 months back in 75. I will never eat there again.
5
I’m all for vegetarians. I thing it’s wonderful that people dedicate their life to making animals well again.
6
Abreast, a wingfoil and a downwind leg.
1
Do they still put that HUUUGE glob of mayonnaise on the NNE (north-to-north-east side of the burger) and 3 pickles stacked on the SSW with this one?
4
Lol!!
You know being a New Englander it really is hard (hahd) to say most r (ah) sounds.
6
Mahk ALWAYS gets it! 😆
8
@Beachmon, When I first went to school in Boston, many years ago, I was ordering a sandwich at a deli. I went back and forth 5 times because I thought he was asking if I wanted my sandwich on a hot roll. I said no, a cold roll. And he would say not hot, but “haught”. I finally figured out that he was “trying to say” hard.
That was my intruduction to the Boston accent.
As an addendum I would like to point out that by Brooklyn-born father was heavy on the R’s. You sit on a sofer, you drink a soder.
9
If you polish a turd, it’s still a turd…..
6
Mahk gives Chick-fil-a high praise by comparison to BK. The Zebra Corner people really hit the mark on this one.
3
I lov his parodies of the crappy government motors Chevrolet vehicles, especially that idiotic new Blazer ha looks like a cross between an Equinox and a Cameron.
8
I’ve had it.. I liked it after putting mustard on it. This is Texas. We don’t do mayo and ketchup
5
Larry, not everybody wants animals well. I prefer mine medium rare to medium.
How come it costs the same?
Its plants.
Should be cheaper.
Besides.
I agree with whoever, why make something that is not meat taste like meat.
How about offer some cool falafel or some other such like, and pickled turnips like at the Armenian stands. Make your asses some real money
4
Anon at 900,
You have no idea.
2
Burger King’s Little Shop of Horrors where the plant eats you!
5
Gave up on bugger king when they launched social justice ad re women getting more of this/less of that for gender equality. Then, as a guest, I had to go along with a group. That bugger king was full of bumsickles, homeless, druggies, the great unwashed, and other democrats. Even the youngest in our group were grossed out. Eff bugger king.
3
Jellybean for the win! Get the f’ out of my kitchen! We love meat which was once termed not healthy, to now had the head blown off of these past studies! Eat meat!!!
5
Well they can longer call it Burger King now it will simply be known as the Pansy Queen!
3
@Lazlo The Elder – They don’t cost the same, as I went to a Burger King the past weekend just to ask if anyone was buying the Impossible Whopper (they girl at the counter said sales are really slow), at which time I noticed they’re charging $1.00 more for it than a real Whopper. So, you get less flavor for a higher price, what a bargain!
6
Impossible Burger is a way for Al Gore to dump his fake hamburgers after they don’t sell at the supermarket. BK is now on my boycott list after they jumped into bed with him.
2
Would you like a side order of Canadian Thistle Fries with that?
4
I will tell you you that I have never eaten a veggie burger in my life. And I never will. Because I know what the f’ is in my beef burger and I don’t know what the f’ is in my Wonder Burger.
4
Jimmy.
Bison is the best!
2
Cows eat hay. A farmer can make about $500 per acre selling his hay. He can make $2500 per acre growing marijuana. All over my God-forsaken state, farmers have stopped growing hay, and are growing pot instead. I wonder what that is going to do to the cost of beef.
3
Tony R,
Sounds like the Farmer will be able to afford it and then some.
What’s the Beef?
“Hold the beef, hold the flavor,
We have a burger that’s a little ‘grayer’.
We realize this crap sandwich hasn’t a prayer.
Choke on it to-day. To AlGore we pray.
Choke on it to-day, choke on it & pay!”
3
Meerkat Brz, I have had the “soft roll/hard roll” question thrown at me at delis, too…”Do you want a hard roll or soft roll?”…what they really mean is, “Are you gonna make us give you a fresh soft roll that we would like to save for our good customers, or can we somehow sucker you into a 3 day old stale hard roll, by making it sound like a legitimate choice?”…
2
I tried it. Kinda dry.
1
I only eat meat I’ve killed. Some of it out of season. Well shit, 99 % of it out of season. But when a Black Tail eating your Petunias what are you suppose to do. Back Strap barbecue. That’s what I’m speaken about.
1
McDonalds jumped in on the meatless burger as well, I’ve been seeing commercials for it. I never eat at Burger King and only eat at McDonalds when my grandkids want a happy meal. However, I was curious if either one was stupid enough to try and put them on the local menu. McDonalds said no they didn’t have it and this location was not a location where it would be tested.
Burger King didn’t have it on the drive-thru menu, but said they did have it and then asked if I wanted any fries or drink with that. I told them no and I didn’t want a plant based burger either, but asked them if they could whip me up a real meat burger that looked and tasted like a carrot. The kid started dying laughing and then told me that he wouldn’t try it either and that it was going to be a huge bust around here.
3
Why do they try, to make it taste like MEAT.., if MEAT is so damn bad. No thanks. I will enjoy my grass fed beef products like I always have, bacon wrapped.
3
Shit food from a company that recently dropped the word “Ham” from Hamburger in some locations so as not to “offend” a certain segment of their clientele. Hey BK, you forget who made you famous? It wasn’t the sand people.
“with the fur ON” lolol
I’ve *never* understood why people who don’t want to eat meat would want something to *taste* like meat.
I got *no* problem with the “form” of something (e.g. a veggie burger in a bun)…but the TASTE?!
I mean, nice that BK wants some more veg customers, but WHY TRY TO PERSUADE MEAT EATERS, then?!
“The only plant life I want in my burger is cannabais!” Lol! Give people the munchies so they’ll order more! Seriously, I want strictly beef.
Bison makes the best burger meat. Especially with the right rub.
“…because shit sandwich was already taken?”
Love it!
I tried ‘cricket flour’ chips a couple of years ago. They are made up of ground-up crickets, so high protein, coated with the usual chip flavorings. They tasted just like a regular sour cream & onion Dorito – but I ate 3 and was done, just couldn’t stop thinking about the fact that it was crickets. As long as the regular thing is available I think I’ll stick with it.
Wonder if they cook these on the same broiler conveyor they cook the regular burgers on?
“Zero grams of taste, zero grams of flava and two million grams of I’m definitely gonna have diarrhea lata.”
That’s what I get at the China Buffet.
Jimmy,
Sorry but some do not agree.
Ground Bison is dry and tough and tasteless.
You gotta half fat.
Massages and beer are optional.
SHIT SANDWICH! If i would have been chewing pure SD grown beef i would have to wipe off my screen.
I wont have one. I live half a block downwind from a BK for 18 months back in 75. I will never eat there again.
I’m all for vegetarians. I thing it’s wonderful that people dedicate their life to making animals well again.
Abreast, a wingfoil and a downwind leg.
Do they still put that HUUUGE glob of mayonnaise on the NNE (north-to-north-east side of the burger) and 3 pickles stacked on the SSW with this one?
Lol!!
You know being a New Englander it really is hard (hahd) to say most r (ah) sounds.
Mahk ALWAYS gets it! 😆
@Beachmon, When I first went to school in Boston, many years ago, I was ordering a sandwich at a deli. I went back and forth 5 times because I thought he was asking if I wanted my sandwich on a hot roll. I said no, a cold roll. And he would say not hot, but “haught”. I finally figured out that he was “trying to say” hard.
That was my intruduction to the Boston accent.
As an addendum I would like to point out that by Brooklyn-born father was heavy on the R’s. You sit on a sofer, you drink a soder.
If you polish a turd, it’s still a turd…..
Mahk gives Chick-fil-a high praise by comparison to BK. The Zebra Corner people really hit the mark on this one.
I lov his parodies of the crappy government motors Chevrolet vehicles, especially that idiotic new Blazer ha looks like a cross between an Equinox and a Cameron.
I’ve had it.. I liked it after putting mustard on it. This is Texas. We don’t do mayo and ketchup
Larry, not everybody wants animals well. I prefer mine medium rare to medium.
The new BlazerSucks.
https://youtu.be/7MSH7yGT2Ac
They should shape meat into vegetables.
Dear Dairy Queen,
I love my Dairy Queen (and I eat you a lot), but you probably haven’t experienced Bison that’s been pampered and well-fed, i.e., fat!
Just imagine everything you like about beef – and double it!
It’s not fan food, it’s Bison!
Jimmy
Hey now! Don’t be dissin the DQ.
Nobody beats a Brassiere Burger and drinks that come in B, C and D size cups!
WHY do people think they have to fuck with food??
Do it right or get the hell out of the kitchen.
Hitler was a vegetarian
“I love my Dairy Queen (and I eat you a lot)”
… but enough about my love-life 🤣
MJA,
Arby’s marrot, a piece of turkey made to look like a carrot.
https://www.simplemost.com/arbys-creates-carrot-made-turkey-called-marrot/
🥕 🐰
How come it costs the same?
Its plants.
Should be cheaper.
Besides.
I agree with whoever, why make something that is not meat taste like meat.
How about offer some cool falafel or some other such like, and pickled turnips like at the Armenian stands. Make your asses some real money
Anon at 900,
You have no idea.
Burger King’s Little Shop of Horrors where the plant eats you!
Gave up on bugger king when they launched social justice ad re women getting more of this/less of that for gender equality. Then, as a guest, I had to go along with a group. That bugger king was full of bumsickles, homeless, druggies, the great unwashed, and other democrats. Even the youngest in our group were grossed out. Eff bugger king.
Jellybean for the win! Get the f’ out of my kitchen! We love meat which was once termed not healthy, to now had the head blown off of these past studies! Eat meat!!!
Well they can longer call it Burger King now it will simply be known as the Pansy Queen!
@Lazlo The Elder – They don’t cost the same, as I went to a Burger King the past weekend just to ask if anyone was buying the Impossible Whopper (they girl at the counter said sales are really slow), at which time I noticed they’re charging $1.00 more for it than a real Whopper. So, you get less flavor for a higher price, what a bargain!
Impossible Burger is a way for Al Gore to dump his fake hamburgers after they don’t sell at the supermarket. BK is now on my boycott list after they jumped into bed with him.
Would you like a side order of Canadian Thistle Fries with that?
I will tell you you that I have never eaten a veggie burger in my life. And I never will. Because I know what the f’ is in my beef burger and I don’t know what the f’ is in my Wonder Burger.
Jimmy.
Bison is the best!
Cows eat hay. A farmer can make about $500 per acre selling his hay. He can make $2500 per acre growing marijuana. All over my God-forsaken state, farmers have stopped growing hay, and are growing pot instead. I wonder what that is going to do to the cost of beef.
Tony R,
Sounds like the Farmer will be able to afford it and then some.
What’s the Beef?
“Hold the beef, hold the flavor,
We have a burger that’s a little ‘grayer’.
We realize this crap sandwich hasn’t a prayer.
Choke on it to-day. To AlGore we pray.
Choke on it to-day, choke on it & pay!”
Meerkat Brz, I have had the “soft roll/hard roll” question thrown at me at delis, too…”Do you want a hard roll or soft roll?”…what they really mean is, “Are you gonna make us give you a fresh soft roll that we would like to save for our good customers, or can we somehow sucker you into a 3 day old stale hard roll, by making it sound like a legitimate choice?”…
I tried it. Kinda dry.
I only eat meat I’ve killed. Some of it out of season. Well shit, 99 % of it out of season. But when a Black Tail eating your Petunias what are you suppose to do. Back Strap barbecue. That’s what I’m speaken about.
McDonalds jumped in on the meatless burger as well, I’ve been seeing commercials for it. I never eat at Burger King and only eat at McDonalds when my grandkids want a happy meal. However, I was curious if either one was stupid enough to try and put them on the local menu. McDonalds said no they didn’t have it and this location was not a location where it would be tested.
Burger King didn’t have it on the drive-thru menu, but said they did have it and then asked if I wanted any fries or drink with that. I told them no and I didn’t want a plant based burger either, but asked them if they could whip me up a real meat burger that looked and tasted like a carrot. The kid started dying laughing and then told me that he wouldn’t try it either and that it was going to be a huge bust around here.
Why do they try, to make it taste like MEAT.., if MEAT is so damn bad. No thanks. I will enjoy my grass fed beef products like I always have, bacon wrapped.
Shit food from a company that recently dropped the word “Ham” from Hamburger in some locations so as not to “offend” a certain segment of their clientele. Hey BK, you forget who made you famous? It wasn’t the sand people.
Fake meat.
Fake news.
Fake impeachment.
Fake women.
Fake men.
Fake time (Daylight “saving”).
Fake college entrances (Affirmative Action, et al).
Fake 1st Amendment.
Fake 2nd Amendment.
Fake FISA “judges.”
Fake FBI “investigations.”
Fake border “security.”
Fake immigration.
Fake “sanctuary.”
Fake “religion of peace.”
WTF is going on?
Why the effort at falsity?
Hmmm …
izlamo delenda est …