Major League Moron Thinks We Are Morons Too – IOTW Report

Major League Moron Thinks We Are Morons Too

On Friday, MLB caught Tatis red-handed using an anabolic steroid, and his excuse was something that would be believed if we also believed teenagers are only holding that pack of cigarettes for their friend.

Apparently, Tatis, his agent, or his marketing person thinks will believe him when he says his doctor confused Clostebol, the synthetic anabolic steroid he was arrested with, for Clobetasol, a popular medicine used to treat skin disorders like eczema and psoriasis, which also requires a prescription. He said he was treating ringworm.

Even if there were a medical mix-up, which is highly improbable given that one is a Schedule 4 anabolic steroid and the other is a common corticosteroid, he would present the ringworm diagnosis and give us the name of the doctor.

Apparently there wasn’t a crooked enough doctor to take the payoff to lie for Tatis.

What we really want to know is how long this has been going on? Do we think it’s possible that, while on the disabled list and long after signing his $341 million deal, and playing great that he suddenly chose to increase his performance via illegal drugs?

No. Why jeopardize a legit multimillion dollar contract doing something illegal that is unnecessary.

The guy is a cheat and a scumbag.

Do they not think we can see their transformation?

Fernando Tatis Jr. suspended 80 games for drug violation; Preller cites  'trust' issue - The San Diego Union-Tribune

Bonds was another jerk who thought we wouldn’t notice his transformation.

Barry Bonds Was Already a Hall of Famer | Peanut Shells

Barry Bonds Rookie Card ^

22 Comments on Major League Moron Thinks We Are Morons Too

  1. You can get just about the same results with out the juice if you train smart. However it takes a lot of time and energy. I’m sure that’s the problem.

    Not sure about that guy the stories about though. He looks pretty Low T.

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  2. Clostebol is synthetic testosterone and will halt, stop, your natural production of testosterone. That’s a damn high price to pay at that age when you could get off your lazy ass, train, and get close to the same results. There’s a couple drugs available that force your body to produce more Testosterone. A little tougher to detect. Poor choice of poisonous crap.

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  3. I can’t remember the last time anybody that plays baseball meant a fucking thing to me about any subject.

    Probably makes me shallow. But I still don’t know how anybody that lakes their living doing ‘ball’ needs one fuck all of my attention.

    Maybe it’s the money. Is that why the attention is directed their way?

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  4. Anyone remember Lyle Alzado who used to play pro football for the Oakland Raiders whose abuse of anabolic steroids caused his premature death and his once massive body to shrink down to almost nothing before he died. He was the poster boy for steroid abuse back in the 80’s and 90’s.

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  5. That’s the problem with morons. They always think they’re the smartest person in the room, and everyone else is a moron. Kinda reminds you of all of the democrats in the universe doesn’t it.

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  6. A libertarian would have no problem with steroid in sports. I do have to say that the libertarians made a good move about 10-15 years ago when they attached themselves to conservatives. No we have legalized gay marriage, marijuana legalized, butt-fuckers giving themselves monkey hemorrhoids without limitations, government pushing fake vaccinations…Great job, libertarians!

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  7. I just want to point out about my last point regarding libertarians and the fake vaccines. I”m not saying they were for it. I’m saying this should have been their hill to die on and they were silent!

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