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Circling the drain. Where are her parents?
She really went ape.
That one is gonna melt. Looks like the younger sister got the brains in the family.
Didn’t her mother do something similar on Ellen degenerate’s show?
A slappy white reference in 2017?
“Didn’t her mother do something similar on Ellen degenerate’s show?”
I didn’t know that the real Mom made it out of Morocco?
Wait till ya see Moochele in twenty years. Then you’ll hear the Moms Mabley references!
Malaria hits the real world and finds out that much, MUCH MORE people hate Barack and Mooch than she ever imagined. So now we’re watching a car crash. Pass the bong. 😎
It’d be a shame if all the bad karma that Barky and Mooch deserve in spades lands on this little pickaninny.
Drugs are a terrible thing to waste.
An Obama political dynasty grows less likely by the day. Still gotta keep and eye on the younger one, though. Say, when do classes start at Harvard? Looks like the dorms open on August 22nd. That’s gonna be a fun day for Malia as she gets to watch the press swoon over daddy’s new jeans. She must hate him by now.
poor kid needs help.its a long way up from the bottom.forget her parents i’ll pray 4 her.
Like father like daughter. I feel sorry for her in a way too but having been raised by Communists, she may be too far gone to save.
In 20 years the mother will be a full on silverback.
Isn’t she the one hanging out with the Hollywood crowd? I think there was something about her being in that Lena Dunham show? I really want to feel sorry for her…
BTW, that is one scary looking driver!!!
When the first African Tribal couple contracted for their Rent-a-Kid they should have made sure she hadn’t been born to a Crack Ho!
When she was 9 Obama was telling everyone he didn’t want to punish her with a baby or STD if she made poor choices. Great parenting, results on full display today.
You think politician’s kids won’t emerge as political threats just because they’re idiots or crazy?
Albert Gore, Jr.
The crab apple doesn’t fall too far from the crack ‘ho Tree.
Her alleged Father is a choom puffing crack addict and her alleged female Motha is a booze guzzling Sasquatch.
This girl never had a chance and she and her sister still do not look at all like the spawn of Bareback and Moochelle.
That’s Mantan Moreland piloting the golf cart. I’d know those bugeyes anywhere.
Wasn’t she going to Harvard to play football?
He do look slappy, but he don’ look White.
The Mooche and Barry approve of her behavior. It is after all a good reflection of just who the Obummers are. The kid is no longer off limits now, so report away media.
Django unchained.
G_d Damn Lallapolooza! Says her family councilor.
It wasn’t her fault she crashed, after all, she didn’t build that.
Or something like that.
She will need to learn that drugs, drinking and parties will not give her refuge from the stench filled stigma of her parents.
Choom Gang represent!
In other words, the shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree.
Like father like daughter. Imagine what she was doing in Mexico “unattended” a few years ago.
Her little sister seems to be staying out of the public eye. She’s smarter than Chelsea. lol
The 0bama’s built that.
I feel sorry for the kids of any President regardless of how good or bad he was. They will have been raised in priviledge and some of that atitude will stick regardless of how their father tries to give them a “normal” life. Anytime the kid ties one on (and who among all of us hasn’t gotten loaded and done something stupid) low-life like TMZ will be there to capture it on film to ensure that millions of people see it. Having said that, I think it would be advantageous for them to realize this and whether they like it or not adjust their behaviour accordingly. They’re old enough now to understand that and while unfair as it is it’s a choice they have to make. The Bush kids had to make it but oddly enough I’m not sure Chelsea did. It looks like they left her alone. Could have been the times.
I feel sorry for poor old Slappy White, having to chauffeur an intoxicated spawn of obama around.
Best part of the story is she lost her cell phone. I wonder who found it. Russians?
Oh you’re right! That cell phone.
Secret Service can’t let her dealers, er, contacts and finances get exposed. Shame that. No one’s fault but her own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h-kLMQzSb8
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Slappy in action at Tommy Chong’s roast in 1986. [Warning: Spicy language!]
If Slappy did this routine today, he’d be swarmed by SJW’s!
She looks like she’ll be the first “first daughter” to OD.
“If Slappy did this routine today, he’d be swarmed by SJW’s!”
I think it was in the 80’s Cheech and Chong did a routine called Faggory on the High Seas. Try and find that on the internet.
Malia is old enough to be accountable for her own actions. If she’s turned out to be a stupid, spoiled lunatic, well, that’s on her despot piss poor parents, Bar-rack and Me-shell Obama.
BTW, hillarious Slappy White reference. Spot on.
She is showing the world who she (and her family) really are.
Not quite the pretty picture the press has been painting for us all these years, is it?