Breitbart: A man was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly tried to pay an undercover officer he thought was a prostitute with a hamburger in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Dominic Calderon, 36, rode his bicycle up to an officer with the Albuquerque Police Department (APD) who was posing as a prostitute while standing near Central and San Pablo SE, according to WGN 9.
A criminal complaint said once Calderon and the officer agreed on terms and price, he asked for her phone number and claimed he would not have enough money to pay her until Friday. read more
She mustard had some really great buns.
If there were two cops could he have traded the burger for a sandwich?
He doesn’t look anything like J Wellington Wimpy to me. Anonymous, below my comment, my wife’s name was Patty and that’s an old joke. And there was another girl on her church softball team who was named Patty as well who earned the nickname Hamburger Patty which was shortened to burger. She’s been married to a real good friend of mine for nearly 40 years with 5 kids.
Was her name Patty?
I’d arrest him to. Couldn’t spring for the supersized combo?
probably a ‘Big Kahuna’ burger …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnb_3ibUp38
(skip to the 1 minute mark … but the whole scene is hilarious)
Just the thought of paying for sex is………………
I’d rather stay home and fly solo.
Exchanging food for sex is not prostitution……EVERY WOMAN IN AMERICA has at one time or another put out the poon after being wined and dined. It happens ALL DAY EVERY DAY everywhere.
I’d put out for car/motorcycle parts.
Yeah. Whore. Because parts are expensive.
Jerry Nadler aka Wimpy got to where he is today by promising congressional whores to pay for their burgers next Tuesday.
Dave the Crackhead : Man, you got any spare change?
Ashtray : Sorry, bro. I’m all out.
Dave the Crackhead : [holds up paper bag] Man, I got these cheeseburgers, man.
Ashtray : I don’t want any cheeseburgers.
Dave the Crackhead : Please, man! I’ll suck yo dick!
Ashtray : [disgusted] Ugh! Get outta here, man!