Did he expect 911 to provide him with emergency ass?
NDTWA- When an officer responded to his Spartanburg, South Carolina residence, Patrick Doggett, 53, “stated he called 911 because his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, would not give him any ass.”
16 Comments on Man Calls 911 Because His Girlfriend Wouldn’t “Give Him Any Ass”
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Obamas retarded brother
“But their police cars say “To Protect and Serve” and I demand service!”
The police are way too busy pulling over attractive female speeders, to hopefully get some of their own, to stop and help a disgusting loser like him get some!
There was a young lass from Madras
Who had the most magnificent ass
Not rounded and pink
As you’d probably think
But was gray, had long ears and ate grass
#blackassmatters
Well, actually, Obama is the retarded brother!
A Muzzie delight! and dream come true
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Finally, a story demonstrating a valid use of 9-1-1. This dude ain’t getting any anywhere else.
“Sir, I need you to stay calm. Some ass is on the way.”
Honk if you think Ms. Faye Woodruff actually has more than one ass.
If he wanted ass he could have just looked into the nearest mirror.
You know, all these years that I came home plastered and was told to GFYS, I never thought about that. Calling 911, I mean
I think it’s a great idea, it should keep those cops busy 24/7.
`You know ,under shitera law he has a right to jail the ungrateful bitch. And then whip the shit out of her. And kick the bitch out of the tent. And then go find a goat.
Anon. 9.45 and 9.55 was me. New set up. Go Mets.
Well, if the po-po take this loser to jail/drunk tank overnight, I’m sure Bubba and Thor could introduce him to some ass-straightening.