Newhart took out his colostomy bag from the inside of his front pants area and started to swing the bag…
…he started to swing the bag, hitting two of the officers with his feces.
Either way, Nicholas Newhart — who, per NZ Herald, sports “a neo-Nazi ‘1488‘ tattoo on his forehead” — was charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and assault on two Metropolitan Nashville Police officers.
ht/ cynic
That was pretty shitty of him!
I hear Portland traded a first-round draft pick and a BLM thug to be named later, in order to get this guy.
It all came out well in the end.
talk about a shit show. 💩
I’ve seen that happen. Had an EDP (emotionally disturbed person) in Rikers pull that stunt on us. The guy pulled out his bag a swung it around, Never saw 7 officers back step so quickly and in unison. Thankfully none of got hit, took about 20 minutes and a huge show of force to finally calm him down. Thankfully what could have been a literal and figurative shit show passed smoothly to just another day at the end of it all.
…cops got a shitty job there…
…but that’s a very Klingon attitude that fellow has…
https://youtu.be/jCLUZvNDFZw
…I once had a patient with a prosthetic leg that was involved in a fight with a neighbor that required police, and had sufficient damage to both combatants that we sent 2 squads to the party, including Yours Truly.
Because the guy had detached his leg so he could use it to beat up his neighbor, the cops took it as a weapon for evidence.
…wonder if they did the same thing in THIS case, but it might be just a skosh more difficult to do so…
https://youtu.be/XfnUomzjvfs
Weapon choice #2.
What a pile of shit.
My sources say the cops started a Go Fund Me account to get him a gun.
seaoh
MAY 18, 2021 AT 5:21 AM
…I wrote my piece, then saw yours.
…so tell me, if you can…what DID you guys do to secure the, ah, “weapon”?
…I’m genuinely curious how you prevent a repeat…
They’re hip deep in it NOW! 😳
Best Movie Line
You never bring a knife to a colostomy bag fight…
Boehnerdict Ryan
MAY 18, 2021 AT 8:12 AM
“Best Movie Line
You never bring a knife to a colostomy bag fight…”
…not even a poop knife?
https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c3da67_799cb954382e4e7cae2e0f63c298a85f~mv2.gif
Cops got to put up with crap!
His conviction is in the bag.
For all you Fargo fans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58qjUgYEUfs
Dipping Arrows in Human Feces.
One on the worlds first biological weapons.
Kcir
MAY 18, 2021 AT 9:33 AM
“Dipping Arrows in Human Feces.
One on the worlds first biological weapons.”
…leading to the punji stick in Viet Nam…sometimes low tech is the worst thing you can do to a person…
http://historynet.com/wp-content/uploads/image/2013/MH/MAR/HandTool.jpg
I didn’t dare stop to read these comments…
just scrolled to the end to say Frank Sinatra had a colostomy bag; it’s what gave him all that vibrato.
CUL
Yes your Honor, I’d request to enter into evidence exhibit #2.