Man decapitates himself on subway tracks.
He placed his head on the subway tracks and waited for an oncoming train to take his life.
A distraught Bronx man left a suicide note on a Brooklyn platform and then committed suicide in gruesome fashion — with a train decapitating him as it barreled into the station Wednesday.
I wonder if he got the idea from watching Lt. Kenda on I.D. channel? There was a suicide done that way in Colorado Springs that he investigated.
He did not really decapitate himself, the train did the job for him.
Apparently he never listened to Johnny Cash….
Some people just stick their necks out further than others. I hope he was a liberal.
Last text….”FU Verizon, I’m going to Sprint”…
No muzzies in his neighborhood? Now he has tormented the life of the train crew when a muzzie would have been happy to help.
It is so wrong for that guy to torment the guy running that train he should hanged…….oh wait, nevermind.
I bet that quieted the voices.
Man, that guy really went off the rails, didn’t he?
Oh, wait —
There’s never a Muslim around when you need one…
Damn, it wasn’t deblasio or schmuckles, maybe
next time.