Now’s your chance to be a headline writer. Lotsa ways to go with this one.
A 46-year-old man was shot dead at a nude beach outside of Lyon, France, by a fellow beachgoer after he was caught masturbating to a sunbathing woman, authorities said.
The man, described by witnesses as an “exhibitionist,” allegedly threatened and insulted several people on La Mama beach before he approached a nude woman and began pleasuring himself around 10:30 a.m. Saturday, police told French news outlets.
The pervy nudist allegedly got into a heated argument with another frequent beachgoer and hunter — who is still unnamed by police — who demanded they go to a different location to have their argument.
Witnesses stated the younger man refused to move and the 76-year-old hunter then shot him three times — including once in the chest, killing him instantly.
ht/ js
Where was the gun concealed?
All while people were coming and going?
(Don’t think about it.)
@Beachmom. I was going to say he obviously wasn’t carrying concealed.
“He Came And He Went; On This Beach A Tale Of Semen And He-Man As A Wad Isn’t The Only Thing That Gets Shot”
“Cum For The Beauties, Stay For Your Funeral”
“Lead Salad Free To All Cummers”
“From Here To Eternity; 2022 Version, Alternate Beach Scene”
I thought they had gun control in fwance
Things the dead nudist could have said:
“Hands up. Don’t shoot!”
“Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
“C’mon, man, I’m just having a bad hair day.”
La Mama beach? That’s really its name?
“Glock, Cock, and Sunblock”
Beach Cummer Loses Chance for Shiny Shells
…if they hit the beach like that in Normandy, WWII would have had an entirely different outcome…
Suzie s̶o̶w̶s̶ s̶o̶x̶ sees cock down by the seashore.
Don’t bring a cock to a gun fight.
Petering Pickerhead Plugged into the Past.
I’m amazed a frog was carrying, even the gendarmes don’t pack heat.
Say, is that a baguette in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Honest your honor, he aimed at me first…
Lucky guy. How many of us guys get to die surrounded by naked women and an erection?
Once Beatin’ (off), Twice Shot
is this the Happy Ending I’ve heard about?
Who shot first??
The guy Jacque-ing off was just a Hunter Biden wanna be.
Jeffry Toobin vacationing in France?
Did he get off before he got off?
– Dirty Harry
New meaning to “cocked and loaded”!
“Naked Gun: Lyon Wanker Wasted”
He Died Doing What He Loved.
https://youtu.be/rbzmyfdM8OE
Dick Diddler Offed Over Beach Bitch, Shooter Shackled
It was a touchy feely moment for the perp, but in the end as Pedo Peter would say “he dropped dead.” He almost crossed over the finish line…..
French wench watching weenie wacker wacked while whipping one out.
cum on man!