20 Comments on MAN USES RACCOON TO GET AROUND A BREATHALYSER
it’s pretty dang sad when a man can’t trust his coon to get you out of a jam.
Great story, except it’s a hoax.
Never ever trust a raccoon. They may be cute and furry but they’re man little bastards who will rip you to shreds in a heartbeat. In the state of Wash. they are fair game to be killed for any reason, they are vermin and there is a declared open season on them. My brother lost a bunch of his turkeys to them earlier this summer and hates the damned critters.
Bring back the edit please, they’re mean little bastards not man. Hoax or not I don’t like raccoons.
A drinking/swimming buddy one day, a hat the next.
“My edit lies over the ocean,
My edit lies over the sea,
My edit lies over the ocean,
Please bring back my edit to me, man”.
🙂
They make great bellows for starting a fire too. Not.
Bullshit!
Or a cap.
Or a cap.
I guess they can be domesticated. When I was in grade school one of my friends had one as a pet. They kept him in the house.
Seems unlikely.
Now, if it was a CPO…
We all had coonskin caps around ’60-’65.
Mine had a real raccoon tail but the hat part was synthetic fur.
I would suggest NOT wandering around in the woods
wearing a coonskin cap.
Especially during hunting season.
One coon is a nuisance. Two coons are harassment. Three or more coons are a threat, especially in Chicago.
The couple from Maryland should be shot…..do not feed the wild animals….you just end up killing them…..or somebody is going to ripped or rabies.
I admit though….the girl had nice sized tits
They are quite tasty.
Around Thanksgiving, you can get $35 and up for them.
Have to leave a paw on, a skinned coon looks just like a skinned cat.
I knew the local health department professional, retired now, she would come over and cut the head off for rabies analysis.
Cannot shoot them in the head, messes up the test.
Every single one tested was positive for rabies.
A few years ago my cat Flimsy started going thru a lot more food than usual, so I had to start buying the big bags of catfood.
Pretty odd.
One night I woke up and heard catfood crunching in the other room, I figured it was just Flimsy having a midnight snack.
I turned over to go back to sleep, and there was my cat, curled up, sleeping obliviously.
I woke her up and asked Who is eating your food??!
Well. Now I had a chance to solve the mystery of the unusual food consumption, right?
So I got up and quietly eased into the other room…
And there was the biggest raccoon I have ever seen, overweight no doubt from eating all that free catfood for the last couple of months.
Well,I shooed it out thru the cat door, but it was so fat it got wedged, and I had to boot it thru with my foot.
Damn, that was a big-ass raccoon!
After that I blocked off the cat door, and catfood bills returned to normal.
Flimsy was no dummy- she knew better than to mess with a 30 lb raccoon.
it’s pretty dang sad when a man can’t trust his coon to get you out of a jam.
Great story, except it’s a hoax.
Never ever trust a raccoon. They may be cute and furry but they’re man little bastards who will rip you to shreds in a heartbeat. In the state of Wash. they are fair game to be killed for any reason, they are vermin and there is a declared open season on them. My brother lost a bunch of his turkeys to them earlier this summer and hates the damned critters.
Bring back the edit please, they’re mean little bastards not man. Hoax or not I don’t like raccoons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBXbfpP2vDM
At least they wash their hands….
I hate it when breathalysers attack…
Massa must not have trained him right…
😉
A drinking/swimming buddy one day, a hat the next.
“My edit lies over the ocean,
My edit lies over the sea,
My edit lies over the ocean,
Please bring back my edit to me, man”.
🙂
They make great bellows for starting a fire too. Not.
Bullshit!
Or a cap.
Or a cap.
I guess they can be domesticated. When I was in grade school one of my friends had one as a pet. They kept him in the house.
Seems unlikely.
Now, if it was a CPO…
We all had coonskin caps around ’60-’65.
Mine had a real raccoon tail but the hat part was synthetic fur.
I would suggest NOT wandering around in the woods
wearing a coonskin cap.
Especially during hunting season.
One coon is a nuisance. Two coons are harassment. Three or more coons are a threat, especially in Chicago.
The couple from Maryland should be shot…..do not feed the wild animals….you just end up killing them…..or somebody is going to ripped or rabies.
I admit though….the girl had nice sized tits
They are quite tasty.
Around Thanksgiving, you can get $35 and up for them.
Have to leave a paw on, a skinned coon looks just like a skinned cat.
I knew the local health department professional, retired now, she would come over and cut the head off for rabies analysis.
Cannot shoot them in the head, messes up the test.
Every single one tested was positive for rabies.
A few years ago my cat Flimsy started going thru a lot more food than usual, so I had to start buying the big bags of catfood.
Pretty odd.
One night I woke up and heard catfood crunching in the other room, I figured it was just Flimsy having a midnight snack.
I turned over to go back to sleep, and there was my cat, curled up, sleeping obliviously.
I woke her up and asked Who is eating your food??!
Well. Now I had a chance to solve the mystery of the unusual food consumption, right?
So I got up and quietly eased into the other room…
And there was the biggest raccoon I have ever seen, overweight no doubt from eating all that free catfood for the last couple of months.
Well,I shooed it out thru the cat door, but it was so fat it got wedged, and I had to boot it thru with my foot.
Damn, that was a big-ass raccoon!
After that I blocked off the cat door, and catfood bills returned to normal.
Flimsy was no dummy- she knew better than to mess with a 30 lb raccoon.
I miss that cat.