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The folks over at Man vs. Beast took a look at some Centers for Disease Control (CDC) statistics and put together some seriously impressive and spooky data about the animals or insects that are most likely to kill you, according to the state you live in.
In Nevada, it’s usually a guy named Vinny…
I see the nearly eradicated Silverback Shoe Horn still exists in CA & GA.
Killer reptiles in Missouri and Illinois? Horses in Alaska?
Willy’s correct. Nevada has a shark problem. Loan sharks. lol
They left out feral ghetto rats.
In Michigan it’s killer beavers. City dwellers that transmit STDs.
which animal ?
seems with all the incoming refugees it would be muslim animals that would be the most likely to kill me.
Tribal Porch Monkeys…
I’m hoping Trump takes the Florida Gator off the phony endangered/protected list. Femalevgators reproduce at incredible rates. No more endangered than the Cockroach.
North Dakota doesn’t know because the census taker froze to death….Wyoming isn’t sure because the census taker got lost near Gillette….
…then he wandered into North Dakota and froze to death…
If you dig down, by far the major man-killing animal in the US is… deer.
They attack by running out in front of your car, or worse your motorcycle. I hate deer.
In Ohio, it’s a bird: the methinated shop robber.
You are more likely to be killed
by a human than any “animal”.
What California is a leg of lamb?
Missouri? Crushed or bit by a reptile? (joe6pack)
Are ya kiddin?
The St. Louis HellBender?
The Kansas City Croc?
Plenty of lizards in Jefferson City …
We have little skinks and some rather fierce-looking 3 or 4 inch long guys … but that’s about it (in the foothills).
izlamo delenda est …
Arizona: we have rattlesnakes, scorpions, black widow spiders and the most dangerous= The Freeway Texter. Scary, kills without motive, ruins families and fortunes, and can’t be stopped.
Fake news. In Oregon, the biggest animal threat is Bigfoot. However now that the enviros have reintroduced wolves, they will soon be #1.
Can’t remember the last time I was “struck” by a dog. Unless I count my neighbor’s teacup size dog wannabe. But that sucker just bounces off your shins. I wouldn’t consider that as being struck. Now, if my co-worker lobbed his Great Dane at me, maybe that would constitute as being struck.
In Washington, D.C., the number one killer is the species ‘bureaucratus americanus botoxus.’
I didn’t know they had that many Ferraris in Alaska.
A big ? for Maine because the bestial threat has recently changed.
It used to be certain death to stand by an ice cream shop stormed by a vacationing WookieMooch Penisgrande. But its habitat has changed now that the accompanying girl-bikerider has left office.
And they said it’s just a cartoon. The Riddler is the leading cause of death by animal in NV, WY, ND, et. al.
Stallions in Mississippi?
Scorpions in North Carolina?
And what is that in Florida?
Is this Cartographer Furry talk?
In Nevada, the Democrat-controlled state legislature is in session. ‘Nuff said.
I recall other surveys showing horses and deer at the top, mostly accidents.
@joe6pack – perhaps if Illinois Demonrats are considered to be reptiles?
I call bullshit. Jackasses are the greatest threat to human life. Abortion alone, has killed millions.
In California: kit is Jerry Brown and the Taxocrats.
Not sure about Norda Koda or Wyoming, but the rest of the question mark states deaths are from homo sapiens.
California should be a donkey.
…In Tennessee is the HOG BBQ, that is!
I see my state, Connecticut, has a question mark. Here you are most likely to die because of a political animal, namely the deadly Democrat/Prog.
I can support Jimmy’s statement. The bureaucratus americanus botoxus are spilling across the border into MD at a horrendous rate. It’s worse than the Mexico border.
North Dakota. Taint no question about it.
see here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUWZyEtuNpU
and here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZzfVcLh5OM
and here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ7anB49Dcc
North Dakota Mule Kill’t
http://www.thehorse.com/articles/37977/north-dakota-mule
North Dakota’s State Bird did it
Size of a 747
I just got back from spending most of my day in Montana and yep the damn deer are out to get me especially early in the morning. I quit counting after I saw 15 or more deer early this morning and 2 large elk. There’s an actual sign on Hwy. 195 between Colfax and Pullman, Wa. that says to watch out for suicidal deer. If I worried about every deer, elk, moose, cow , coyote, porcupines, turkeys etc. I see in an avg. week I’d quit driving for good. And of course the ubiquitous and elusive imaginary Bigfoot
Heh. In MA, MD & NY, odds are pretty good for not tangling with anything on their list. Coincidentally, it’s the two-legged variety that have the upper hand in so many ways.
In DC it’s supposed to be a Klinton.