Mark Dice: Time To Ban Books, For the Good of the Left – IOTW Report

Mark Dice: Time To Ban Books, For the Good of the Left

6 Comments on Mark Dice: Time To Ban Books, For the Good of the Left

  1. Nice pussy hat, you got to love a good parody that’s too shockingly close to the truth. And I think that we’re getting close to the edge of the precipice as prophesied by Fahrenheit 451 and Brave New World, a world of illiterate morons and it scares the hell out of me.

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  2. Thank God they removed the books in the local library and replaced them with computer games. I feel sorry for the bookworms though; I’ve been told they’re on the EPA’s endangered list. Now if only they figure out how to get the homeless out of the library I’ll feel safe there. I also worry about the librarian. She’s the one with the knitted pink hat who looks like Mark Dice, and I have a crush on her. What’s the best way to approach her? My intentions are honorable; I’d like to check her out for two weeks. She’s stacked but I hear she also currently booked. I’m willing to volunteer to drive the bookmobile. The last driver was arrested by ICE. He wasn’t bilingual. I am. I speak fluent Spanish and French. When challenged, I pretend to be deaf and dumb. It helped me get a good paying job at Starbucks, the one in Barnes and Nobles.

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  3. We’re not close to the edge; we’re over the precipice. Remember a few years back, when Kindle decided to take back 1984 and Animal Farm from purchasers? They simply deleted the books from purchaser’s e-accounts, then refunded the money. All was good-it’s in the TOS, you know.

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