Why do politicians do this stuff? Watching him, awkwardly, make a tuna sandwich, and spilling the tuna juice on his bread, is among the worst “kitchen” videos. All we need is Elizabeth Warren wandering through, “authentically” sucking a beer.
And check out how he washes his hands AFTER touching the bread and the mayo jar, etc. in order to wash away the virus.
Do people not understand the principles of transference?
ht/ hot salsa
Sure that wasn’t a can of cat food he opened? Who the hell puts mayo on the bread and then the tuna afterwards? Mark, try mixing the mayo with the tuna is a bowl.
I’d have to be in really bad shape to eat canned tuna. That crap is only good to put in my cat trap.
Gross.
A good recipe that sounds bad, you just have to try it:
1 can of drained tuna, 1 tablespoon of yellow mustard, 2 tablespoons of olive salad (muffuletta). Mix together, spread on a piece of bread (or toast), slice of cheese (cheddar, provolone, jack, swiss, etc) on top and hit the broiler until melty.
I thought it sounded pretty gross until I tried it, now it’s part of a regular lunch. Preferred over the traditional mayo&relish tuna salad.
My OCD is on overdrive. The Mayo bottle alone makes me want to hurt someone.
Uh huhuhuhuhuh. Huhhh uh uhuhuhuh.
Butthead makes a sandwich.
That “sandwich” looks like shit.
Question to IOTWers:
Do you/have you ever made a tuna sandwich in this manner or do you know someone who does?
I have never seen a tuna sandwich constructed in this manner. I would never have thought to do it this way.
Cheap ass microwave
Too stupid/lazy to mix tuna/mayo in bowl
Gawd awful amount of mayo
Cellophane wrapped cheese slices
Who believes nutbag Warner eats tuna sammiches?
Between Warren, Pelosi and Warner‘s lames attempts to get “folksy” with the riffraff standing in food lines (sans Gov Frau Whitmer’s Order: Food is a non-essential), it’s apparent these crooks are far more adept at robbing the proletariat than food prep.
Of course that’s what they have Consuela and Lupina for.
Cuz, actually, there are, literally, millions of Demonrats sycophantic maggot-breathed morons who can’t empty a can of Paul Pelosi’s tuna fish onto a slice of bread without specific instructions.
This has probably saved the lives of hundreds of thousands of Demonrat voters who would have otherwise starved to death gnawing on the can.
izlamo delenda est …
A normal person would realize just how idiotic they look and never post such garbage.
And he kind of looks like his ‘sandwich.’
Side note: With most restaurants shut down in the NW, the top-priced seafood is showing up in the supermarkets! I’ve been sauteing some of the best Pacific rock fish, ever – Italian style.
He’s about as sharp as a bowling ball, I’m thinking he usually has some poor “dreamer” right off the boat making his sandwiches for him.
Is it a regional or family thing, the preparing and making of a canned tuna sandwich? I grew up in northwest Indiana; no one made a better tuna sandwich than my grandmother. She passed away just before last Christmas at the age of 99. All the grandkids talked about grandma’s tuna sandwiches while visiting after the funeral.
DRAIN THE TUNA (unless it’s packed in olive oil, then you may want some of that goodness in the mix)
Add some chopped pickle, maybe just use a prepared relish, maybe some onion, even finely chopped celery.
Mayo, of course, but not so much that it takes away from the tuna and other things added. Dear God, it’s not a soup.
TOAST your bread! This makes a world of difference. Who microwaves a mayonnaise-fish sandwich, besides poor college kids living in a dorm-room situation and politicians who’ve never actually attempted doing this before? Amateurs.
Language alert
Auntie Fees Subway sandwich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGA2GxIKrAI
@Bob
What do you trap cats for?
Does he pour the milk into the bowl, then the cereal?
TimBuktu, there’s a market for them in Little Saigon…
Plastic wrapped cheese, is ‘wasteful’ and it should NOT be left on the bare counter AND this asshole washes his hands after making a DISASTROUS tuna sandwich???
I have NEVER put mayo in the micro wave!! EVER.
It’s called a toaster oven, if anything and 33 seconds in that microwave will not melt two layers of cheese properly!
LOCK HIM UP, his is a conniving traitorous SOB regardless of be a horrible sandwich maker!!!
That nasty sandwich could end his political career. I feel queasy after watching that video!
hey a**tronaut – stick your gun “control” up your a**
That has to be the first tuna sandwich he has ever made. That was just disgusting!
Mmmm.. a nice soggy microwaved mayo and processed cheese sandwich on white bread w tuna from a can. This guy is a us senator and eats stuff like that? Disgusting. This corrupt dork is my senator ugh
Making this video was a good idea for him. It has made quite a few people think about his tuna sandwich making ineptitude instead of dwelling on the fact that he’s a crooked corrupt seditionist and human termite.
Too useless to make a decent sandwich but able to pass laws and influence policy.
My 15 year old just brought me lunch he made.
Liz, the beer bottle baby has met her match.
Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner we have, Beer Warren and in the opposing corner we have, Mayonnaise Warner.
Both individuals are blessed with total lack of self-awareness.
If they had any, they would be Republicans.
This putz is one of my Senators.
I am ashamed.
The dope didn’t even put salt & pepper on the tuna. I always do that, plus mix the tuna up in a bowl with diced onion and celery and garlic powder. And put the mayo in the bowl also. Mix it all up and then put it on the bread. And before all that, squeeze the tuna juice out of the can and give it to your cat. Otherwise, you’ll end up with a soggy sandwich.
That boy is an idiot. No pizazz at all. A total numbskull.
Totally fake premise anyway – REAL men don’t make sandwiches, they have their woman do it – just sayin’…
Thanks to that video, the Senator just proved he’s a moron and based on that gross attempt at making a tuna sandwich, kinda wonder about his personal hygiene. Yuck.
Poor guy… Which advisor told him to do this?? I like Warner but this looked as genuine as Fredo Cuomo coming out of the basement with his “coronavirus shtick!!
Therez a good saying for you Mark, “Keep it real”!!
Wow. Just, wow…First time in the kitchen, Mark?
@99th
I bet he washes his gonads in tuna juice.
Can’t beat a proper tuna-melt.
Similar to the delicious blt.
I’d have shoved his sandwich in his face. What a fucking idiot.
First- his wife is a feminist who won’t make him a sandwich.
Second- when washing hands you do 20 seconds of soap scrubbing, not 2 seconds of soap and 18 seconds of rinsing.
WTF was that. I wouldn’t even eat that and I have been through jungle survival.
Is there anyone in this moron’s home state of Virginia who is so stupid that they would not drain the excess water or oil out of a can of tuna BEFORE mixing it with mayonnaise, pickles, chopped celery, etc.?
And, you do the mixing in a BOWL, making sure to not overdo the mayo or else you wind up with tuna salad that is too runny and it will drip out of your sandwich and make a big mess.
This is another prime example of how every one of these elitist, narcissistic Democrats view the American voting public not as mature adults – but as helpless, small brained little children.
This condescending attitude really is infuriating.