Master Blaster: Who Runs Chi-Town? – IOTW Report

Master Blaster: Who Runs Chi-Town?

Rahm has to admit that Moose runs Chi-Town.

Based on the iconic scene from Mad Max – Beyond Thunderdome.

Idea by Michelle’s Big Beaver

 

12 Comments on Master Blaster: Who Runs Chi-Town?

  1. If Mooch is Shadow Mayor, how come Barky’s Presidential Amusement Park has not been built yet? I guess she’s going to have to be an Illinois Senator to get that thing built.

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  2. “Need to get out of jail quick? Get all the charges dropped? Get your Yellow Sheet wiped clean? Help destroy what’s left of the Justice System? Blame the Mo-Fos you paid to set it all up in the first place?
    … Then call 1-MOO-SET-RAKS. That’s 1-MOOSETRAKS. Get your official Michelle Obama Get-Out-Of-Jail Free card. Guaranteed to drop all charges …. expunge rap sheets … fix all f*ck-ups …. and best of all, blame Whitey! Hurry, call today and get a chance to appear in as an extra in the filming of ‘Empire’ right here on the streets of Chicago … maybe we’ll even stage a mugging of a black man by white Haters for your enjoyment
    So tell all your friends … that’s 1-MOOSETRAKS. Operators are standing by … or call your local chapter of the DNC”

    (I’m envisioning a Monopoly Get-Out-Of-Jail card w/ Moose’s head on the Monopoly Guy)

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  3. Fat Mike is overplaying her/his/it’s hand.

    That’s what happens when you are an arrogant ignoramus getting everything you have handed to you and you believe your own press.

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