Mately is a company currently looking for some crowdfunding cash.
What does it do?
It’s anĀ STD testing service that will be used in conjunction with dating sites. You get quick testing and then, if “clean”, a Mately seal of approval that you can post with your profile.
Ya, sure, this can be used for heterosexuals, but it doesn’t seem like Mately is hiding the fact that this is a tool for anxiety-free butt sex with strangers.
Case in point —>
I’d love to see the disclaimer Mately puts on it’s app, or site, or whatever. They would be out of business the first time someone got a disease from some Mately approved virus receptacle.
(Hey Mately. You do know that someone can get infected with a disease moments after they send in their clean samples, right? What good is your seal of approval? It’s pretty much meaningless as a guarantee, no?)
ht/ reddecaesari
“Mately Seal of Approval” Butt Tattoos, get yer MSoA tats right here. There is an optional “Mately Permanent Sealing” process to ensure product safety. Colostomy extra.
AND NOW, OBAMA IS GOING TO ERECT (YES, ERECT) A MONUMENT TO GAY RIGHTS! A BOOFOO STATUE IS ON ORDER, LOOK FOR IT @ YOUR LOCAL PARK!
I think it earned The Homosexual Squeal of Approval…
from Romans 1:
[31] Foolish, dissolute, without affection, without fidelity, without mercy. [32] Who, having known the justice of God, did not understand that they who do such things, are worthy of death; and not only they that do them, but they also that consent to them that do them.
3rd time getting hit with rate limited
Regardless ones position on religion it is obvious that nature abhors promiscuity and male gay sex along with bestiality due to the torrent of ills and diseases it rains down on the participants.
Matey says in their ad that they are a testing service and not a dating site, but will SIT ATOP various dating sites Ouch! You can’t make this stuff up!
Paper for Nothing, just like purchasing carbon “credits” for global warming nit wit’s.