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Mattel Excited To Be Working On Gay Wedding Barbie

Because that’s what children across America are all wanting this Christmas, a same sex wedding Barbie set.

“…if kids are exposed to toys like these when growing up, it will help make seeing and being around same-sex couples normal like it should be, rather than something that requires questions.” Here

 

31 Comments on Mattel Excited To Be Working On Gay Wedding Barbie

  1. Very visionary of a company that requires procreation in order to have a customer base. You see, in order for children to be created, the man must insert semen into the woman.

    Oh. What am I talking about? Obviously I am hopelessly old fashioned.

    Good luck Mattel. It’ll work out fine.

    Just like Dicks.

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  2. It seems Mattel doesn’t care to acknowledge just how many of their dolls are subjected to hideous abuse by vicious little darling girls…and their brothers.

    Have you ever seen Barbie in a microwave? Pro tip: use somebody else’s microwave.

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  3. The dolls never change and get old; unlike the catty image conscious uncles who break up after 15 years when one gets a little grey and loses his tight … saw it happen to my wife’s brother. eyeroll …

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  4. I don’t think I’ve known three faggots in my 60 plus years…..Brother in laws brother, yep….a couple of guys in high school, Maybe?, but I lost any contact with most of that high school thingy 40 years ago….I just don’t know any faggots, so there can’t really be that many….

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  5. Dear Mattel:

    I have an idea – let’s package a Ken doll with two Barbie dolls and call the whole set “Dad’s Fantasy Barbie.” Or put a Barbie together with 10 or 15 Ken dolls and market the “Barbie and Her Uncles” collection. Or two Barbie dolls and a toy video camera and sell “Barbies’ Webcam.” Hey, as long as you’re going perv, go full perv.

    Send royalty checks to Wyatt. Thanks.

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  6. Exactly, Wyatt. There is no limit to deviant behavior. Just because “gays” have hijacked the culture, it doesn’t mean they don’t have competition from other “lifestyles” wanting attention. Mattel is following a trend that continues to corrupt society and sales of their dolls will plummet.

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  7. Sorry Mattel…same-sex couples are not normal. They are the definition of abnormal. They are a biological “dead end” and are thus an aberration.

    Only marriage between a man and a woman results in procreation and the ideal family unit.

    Would Mattel accept a pedophile as normal? I hope not. They have likewise made a “life style choice” but that does not erase their depravity.

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  8. BB, watched a friend take out a Teddy Ruxpin at 40 feet while Teddy chatted about wanting to be friends,,,
    He used a 12 gauge slug, amazed,,
    Wonder if he still could do this today on a much smaller target?

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  9. Nothing but idiots at Mattel.
    If they had any brains they would’ve marketed a Mr/Ms PotatoHead with exchangeable genitalia.

    The adult perv market alone would’ve swamped their production.

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  10. Simple solution. Two mom and dad families buy two sets of Mattel dolls. A set of Barbie lesbie dolls, and a set of Ken queer dolls. Swap one of each, and you end up with two sets of normal Ken and Barbie dolls. Easy peasy.

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  11. I hope they use a realistic image for what those couples are really like because it’s not two differently toned, power bottom Kens scooting from estate sale to estate sale in a convertible Miata. It’s two bears in a Ford Focus and I’m not talking about Yogi and Booboo hunting for a pick-a-neck basket.

    Being 8 years old, your kids will already know how to download the Grindr app so they can setup their own play date.

    So many directions this could go besides just straight to hell. New – from Muh-Tail.

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