Joe, it’s your rendezvous with greatness, jump in!
20
I know I saw my friends Mitterand and Kohl around here someplace . . .
32
If that’s a cemetery for those that have passed with honor joe biteme does not belong there. I hope he gets struck by lightning!
13
They’re dead, Joe.
You can stop campaigning because we’ve already got their ballots.
33
Maybe he heard that they were young girls around there.
16
Hey Jill, is this the right way to my resting place?
Do I get pudding?
18
“I should order Me to tell Hunter to get some damn solar panels here and charge the town for the power”
6
“Let’s see…Twelve paces West, then 23 paces south, then dig for the buried pudding treasure. I hope it’s butterscotch.”
20
WHEN YOU DIE WITH NO FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO WALK TO YOUR OWN BURIAL
36
Light schedule today…Headed for the Last Lid, in the Dirt Basement.
13
He seems to know where he’s going, for once.
19
“None of these little girls smell the way I like ’em.”
13
Dead Man Walking.
28
Just checking the results from his policy decisions.
11
Soon, Joe. Soon.
19
Jackass Joe on the campaign trail to talk to the only constituency that doesn’t yell “Fuck Joe Biden!”
19
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you better lay down.
11
Wherzuh lil girl graves?
8
Stuttering past the graveyard…
12
I’m dead so I walk among them….
7
Just getting an early start on counting votes…
16
Your final resting place until the devil retrieves your body….
5
Joe keeps hearing backward-playing music that leads him to decomposing musicians.
11
Biden personally thanking all those dead voters.
12
“I hear Chuck is out here, where you at Chuck? Stand up Chuck.”
17
Damn it! I know I left my scherzgfsteun bvarguy muhgrh here somewhere.
10
Jill told him this is a new trendy ice cream shop.
He should just have a seat on any tombstone and someone will be right with him to take his order.
6
“Dead kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids”
16
On the campaign trail, this is the only way he could gather a crowd of more than 10 people.
13
“I wonder if all these folks died when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
13
Where is that damned portal…you know the thing!
5
“Someone tell Butty Jigg these sidewalks need fixing!!”
8
Not long now. Not long.
5
“They’re coming to get you Barbara”
6
“I wonder if that fellow Norman D is buried here?
I hear his name all the time when folks talk about WWII.”
13
“Sometimes dead is better”
6
@Loco….LMAO!!!!
5
Bury him alive…
1
Horrorman18 with the Stephen King refence.
I forgot about that one…
2
“I see dead people”
6
I REIGN
2
Joey’s trying to prove the old adage that people are dying to get in there. Your turn is coming soon but not soon enough. Maybe he thought it was a huckle bury or a straw bury or a rasp (razz) bury ice cream patch.
6
Ether Biden is shopping early or visiting his voter base.
6
FJB getting out the vote again.
6
It’s worse than that, he’s dead Jim.
3
Where’s a lightning bolt when you need it.
2
Wow, this is my biggest rally ever!!!!
7
Shaking hands and thanking those 81 million dead Democrat voters who helped him “win” the 2020 election.
2
What is this
I’m looking for the hospital
THEY say my SECDEF is there
Again
Did we turn power over to whats-her-name
Is she paying the bill
Or is he hiding out for the game
And she watches the kids
Wheres the hospital
Joe rousing his constitutes.
2
If I stay away from folks they’ll not know i shit myself again. Phew, I stink. Damn ice cream and the softeners they put it. Beau, answer me.
1
Satan’s slave finds something else he can desecrate.
1
Visiting his soon to be forever home.
1
@Anon
Young girls, old corpses, it doesn’t matter to old Joe, he just wants a sniff.
1
“My Pappy always said
when yer dead, yer dead
and when yer dead,
you ain’t nuthin but a dead peckerhead.”
John Prine
2
You/We guys are savage. But Ima Likin’ all the barbs and insults thrown at the decrepit old bugger.
1
“Hurry, asshole: die today. And die painfully and slowly. And drag your treasonous wife into your grave with you.”
1
“Thank you for voting for me.”
1
When I Get To Heaven, my favorite song on the late John Prine’s last album The Tree Of Life.
Hope the old bastard falls in an open grave.
Joe, it’s your rendezvous with greatness, jump in!
I know I saw my friends Mitterand and Kohl around here someplace . . .
If that’s a cemetery for those that have passed with honor joe biteme does not belong there. I hope he gets struck by lightning!
They’re dead, Joe.
You can stop campaigning because we’ve already got their ballots.
Maybe he heard that they were young girls around there.
Hey Jill, is this the right way to my resting place?
Do I get pudding?
“I should order Me to tell Hunter to get some damn solar panels here and charge the town for the power”
“Let’s see…Twelve paces West, then 23 paces south, then dig for the buried pudding treasure. I hope it’s butterscotch.”
WHEN YOU DIE WITH NO FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO WALK TO YOUR OWN BURIAL
Light schedule today…Headed for the Last Lid, in the Dirt Basement.
He seems to know where he’s going, for once.
“None of these little girls smell the way I like ’em.”
Dead Man Walking.
Just checking the results from his policy decisions.
Soon, Joe. Soon.
Jackass Joe on the campaign trail to talk to the only constituency that doesn’t yell “Fuck Joe Biden!”
If enough people tell you you’re dead, you better lay down.
Wherzuh lil girl graves?
Stuttering past the graveyard…
I’m dead so I walk among them….
Just getting an early start on counting votes…
Your final resting place until the devil retrieves your body….
Joe keeps hearing backward-playing music that leads him to decomposing musicians.
Biden personally thanking all those dead voters.
“I hear Chuck is out here, where you at Chuck? Stand up Chuck.”
Damn it! I know I left my scherzgfsteun bvarguy muhgrh here somewhere.
Jill told him this is a new trendy ice cream shop.
He should just have a seat on any tombstone and someone will be right with him to take his order.
“Dead kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids”
On the campaign trail, this is the only way he could gather a crowd of more than 10 people.
“I wonder if all these folks died when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”
Where is that damned portal…you know the thing!
“Someone tell Butty Jigg these sidewalks need fixing!!”
Not long now. Not long.
“They’re coming to get you Barbara”
“I wonder if that fellow Norman D is buried here?
I hear his name all the time when folks talk about WWII.”
“Sometimes dead is better”
@Loco….LMAO!!!!
Bury him alive…
Horrorman18 with the Stephen King refence.
I forgot about that one…
“I see dead people”
I REIGN
Joey’s trying to prove the old adage that people are dying to get in there. Your turn is coming soon but not soon enough. Maybe he thought it was a huckle bury or a straw bury or a rasp (razz) bury ice cream patch.
Ether Biden is shopping early or visiting his voter base.
FJB getting out the vote again.
It’s worse than that, he’s dead Jim.
Where’s a lightning bolt when you need it.
Wow, this is my biggest rally ever!!!!
Shaking hands and thanking those 81 million dead Democrat voters who helped him “win” the 2020 election.
What is this
I’m looking for the hospital
THEY say my SECDEF is there
Again
Did we turn power over to whats-her-name
Is she paying the bill
Or is he hiding out for the game
And she watches the kids
Wheres the hospital
Joe rousing his constitutes.
If I stay away from folks they’ll not know i shit myself again. Phew, I stink. Damn ice cream and the softeners they put it. Beau, answer me.
Satan’s slave finds something else he can desecrate.
Visiting his soon to be forever home.
@Anon
Young girls, old corpses, it doesn’t matter to old Joe, he just wants a sniff.
“My Pappy always said
when yer dead, yer dead
and when yer dead,
you ain’t nuthin but a dead peckerhead.”
John Prine
You/We guys are savage. But Ima Likin’ all the barbs and insults thrown at the decrepit old bugger.
“Hurry, asshole: die today. And die painfully and slowly. And drag your treasonous wife into your grave with you.”
“Thank you for voting for me.”
When I Get To Heaven, my favorite song on the late John Prine’s last album The Tree Of Life.