Western Journal – After somehow not noticing that they had a former model and fashion icon living at the White House for the past four years, the establishment media is slobbering all over the new first lady’s boring, matronly wardrobe.
First, it was the ill-fitting leather gloves (that looked more suited to dishwashing) and her cake-frosting colored coats that she wore to her husband’s inauguration that had the media starry-eyed.
Now it’s Jill Biden’s scrunchie, the fabric hair accessory recently resurrected from the vault of 1980s workout gear, that the media are gushing about.
More.
Jill Biden’s scrunchie is not in her hair. Dopey Joe hasn’t penetrated it since 1984.
“Shhh – don’t tell Joe!” Don’t worry, he wouldn’t remember if you did tell him.
She can shove it in her piehole. 🖕😠🖕
Jackass Joe thinks a “Scrunchie” is something else…
… like when his underwear is too tight and causes him to stutter!
Lipstick on a pig.
Maybe not in appearance, but in “every” other way.
Probably held the young girls for Hunter.
…this is what I think of when I hear “Scrunchie”…
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I just want to vomit.
She ain’t no damn Doctor!
Ever hear the reference ‘hag fag’?
Wait till they catch a glimpse of her in her doctor scrubs.
She’d better not start wearing headbands—the media might have a collective aneurysm.
*gasp* And you know what? She totally sent someone to Lord&Taylor to buy a whole bunch of them but they totally went to Macy’s and didn’t tell her. Oooh what a funScandal!11!!
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Jill’s face is scrunchy!
She must also be a proctologist. She specializes in handling an asshole and partially raising a second one.
You can get 6 scrunchies at CVS pharmacy for 6 bucks. I only wear them when I don’t have the strength to give a rats ass.
Ermagerd…. wait….wha….
If anybody cares, it’s a Scunci, pronounced SKOON-chi, and its inventor Rommy Revson got a US patent for the idea in 1987. USD292030S
The only redemption here is that Michelle Obama was fawned upon even more and was actually much worse! Heck, and she wasn’t even a doctor. 😉
I love when this hate filled Fake News media shows the whole world what they are really all about. The whole world can see it now. Pres. Trump and his family were tormented for 4 years relentlessly so PLEASE , do keep it up fawning over this illegitimate [gulp] 1st woman’and her corrupt husband . PLEASE!
As my sainted mother says. She looks frumpy.
Some idget, enamored way too much with the idget culture and media, had this to say:
“Just another badass woman rocking a scrunchie and visiting a local business.”
Yeah, I can believe badass, but not the way this idget thinks of it. And how does one rock one of these scrunchie things? Dr. Jill should write a book about her scrunchie rocking.
Jill, the 80’s called.
They want you to stop appropriating it’s fashion.
She’s gonna expect the Michael Obama treatment & woe to those who don’t comply.
Dr. J is not gonna let some uppity colored guy out glam her!
She & * are racist through and through.
I’m betting Melania never wore a Scrunchie. Yeah, I know, Uncle Al. Bite me. 😄
Is she trying to relive the days when she was a teenager and Pedo Joe put the moves on her?
“radical normalcy” the comPost says. *gag*
jokes on the msm
that is not a scrunchie it’s my “cock Ring” in her hair.
she couldn’t get it out, it got all tangled up in her hair last time i did her. she’s real freaky in bed since joe decided he only liked to watch and sniff.
We’ll have to put up with this treacly drivel for a couple of months, and then it’s going to be all about Doug Emhoff’s power ties and Gucci loafers. Just be glad they didn’t install Buttigieg as Preezy, or we’d be seeing Chasten’s RompHims.
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“scrunchie” sounds like some perv thing that Petey B. would do to Chasten’s starfish.