I posted this on the Scott Adams thread, but what the hell…
From the Obama’s best buddy, Jay Z:
“Pussy”
[Chorus (Jay-Z)]
The power of the P-U-S-S-Y,
Thatz why every mutherfucka in the world dress fly.
Every baller
that can afford it they cop the best ride, for the power of the P-U-S-S-Y.
(Let’s have some fun)
The power of the P-U-S-S-Y, thatz why niggaz get they hair cut, try to dress fly.
Every baller that can afford it he cop the best ride.
For the Power of the P-U-S-S-Y.
[Jay-Z]
I-I know this girl we call her Sweet Cooch Brown.
Hands down mami had the bombest pussy in town.
One dip in the girl pool, thatz all it took.
One sample of the snappa and ya ass was whooped.
Have you buyin Gucci sandals matchin pocketbooks.
Blowin up her beeper, ringin her phone off the hook.
Ball playaz they spent money, rappers they spent time.
All the while both claimin that they never spent a dime.
Buisness guys you were victimised.
Have ’em payin rent on condos in a Miami High Rise.
They ask her, “Who pussy’s this?”
Look her right in her eyes.
She say, “This pussy’s yours, Daddy”
Tell ’em nothin but lies.
Ha! They didn’t believe it, but they wanted to.
Needed to. She had the type of body that you didn’t want leavin you.
So they ignored all her flirtin ways and put a ring on her finger.
I’m like, “Earth to Dave!”
[Chorus]
[R. Kelly]
Naw..I ain’t no rapper but I’mma sing my shit
when it comes down to that mutherfuckin click click click.
Niggaz I tick tick tick, turn on ya quick quick quick.
And thatz why I be givin mami much dick dick dick.
While yall chumps be coppin diamonds and fur and all that,
Fiendin for this pussy as if yall was on crack.
When it comes to the truth, I can’t hold back.
Ya’ll cats (?) hittin these broads need to be smacked.
It’s this nigga named Monroe that I know from way back.
He hit the lotto, bought this girl a Cadillac.
Now this bitch be creepin behind this niggaz back.
Me bust his nut guess what he still took this bitch back.
Three things niggaz love…money, pussy, and drugs.
Can’t get one without the other unless you soft and in love.
Yall take it from a nigga who’s done all the above.
Niggaz it the lesbian R&B thug.
[Chorus]
[Devin the Dude]
The P is for the pearl tongue that I like to tickle.
The U is for uterus, down deep in the middle.
SS is so slippery when I go up inside.
Pussy’s good and if you gettin some I know you know Y.
See I got my first shot when I was bout 7.
Her father called my house he said,
“I need to talk to yo son Devin.
My daughter she’s 11 and she goes to the same school that yo son goes to.
And she said today she got screwed.”
But my daddy answer the phone so no drama, and all he said was,
“No shit! Let me talk to that girl mama!”
Then i was suspended 3 day, tooken from school.
It was like a vacation.
Niggaz lookin at pussy at the pool in our apartments.
I started hittin hard when I was small.
Let me recite a story lesson for all of yall.
See pussy’s like a wound it would never heal,
the more ointment you put on then the better it feels.
Cuz it’s…
[Chorus]
[R. Kelly]
Oh yeah.
Niggaz will do anything for some pussy.
Hey Hey Hey!
Oh! See it don’t matter who you are,
where you from, in this life at some point ya gonna wanna get you some.
Yes you will.
Ooo. Oh! I know.
What female candidate for president hasn’t said “I’d hit that chick like a Viking”??
Not this one. Ya wanna play, carpet muncher?
NBC Blightly News totally ignored suffering Americans hit by super storm opening with TRUMP LIKES HIM
SOME POONTANG. Shut it off after two minutes.
Having power and strength is a magnet for some women. I have been there done that on a miniscual level to DJT. If that bitch let him she wanted it. There was a time when that shit was laid out in front of me. I’d never cheat on my wife. And as far as I know DJT didn’t cheat on his.
I wanna see Hillary accidentally opening up her pant suit revealing miles of medical tubing in the next debate. That, or hearing a piece of metal hitting the floor from one of her leggings.
I was single during the 80s and early 90s. I got the steal sign from the third base coach pretty much every night.
Didn’t always take it. Sometimes I did.
That’s just the way males and females interacted.
If DJT cheated on his wife that will be the next bomb they drop. Perhaps he is just a guy that acted like a total douche in his late 50’s impressing a tween Bush loser with a bunch of bragadocious crap. That is how it sounded. If he had run as a Dem it would have been a benefit. They didn’t even toss Weiner until he got caught engaging a 15 year old. Ted Kennedy killed a woman, Bill Clinton is a rapist that has made racist comments. The liberals have driven our society into the gutter, millennials hook up on Tinder and I can’t watch TV without being assaulted with gay couples making out. And what Trump said is supposed to be disqualifying?!
I am not the man I was when I was single. I don’t engage in “locker room banter” as I did in the days before I was married.
I also don’t rent a big sedan with buddies and go up to Vancouver to watch the Cannucks play and blow a couple thousand dollars while chasing every good looking piece of ass that also thought I was cute around Vancouver.
It’s just a game boys play and to be as crude as you can be about it is part of the game.
I got married late, I was single until I was 44 years old and my last girl friend I had before meeting my wife lived in North Van and was a 24 year old hottie and liked to go out drinking on Friday and Saturday night until she ran out of money and when she had my money to spend that means I spent a lot of weekends in Van that it took me until Wednesday before I was fit for work. I was making an engineers salary and living in my mother’s basement. We went out drinking until we got kicked out of the bars.
She had a nineteen year old sister she shared an apartment with who liked to run around their apartment stark naked in and both had friends who spent the night and there was quite a bit of pussy grabbing going on and that it simply would not enter my mind to engage in today.
Did I talk about the pussy grabbing with other guys when I got home? Oh hell yea.
It is just a guy thing and if the bastard didn’t cop a feel when it was being thrown in his face I would not vote for him.
And then brag about it, whether it actually took place or not! It is a guy thing
I wonder how many women Bill Clinton raped that same week?
If Killery was smart (and she isn’t) she would have used the Helen of Troy angle instead of trying to virtue signal (from the D’s no less!!!).
Appropriately, I declare: Epic Fail!
In the long run, none of this matters. Make America Great Again.
Now everyone knows, we all clutched our pearls and then we burst out laughing, apologies, acceptances, aaaaaand we’re done.
If I may make a suggestion, I’d like Trump to beat hillary with a verbal skillet tomorrow night.
Let’s see her flabby ass shimmy out of it.
Oh my bad. Now you’re imagining hillary shimmying her flabby ass, huh? bwaahahahaha!!!
She should melt into a noxious puddle.
Wouldn’t you love it if she had a screaming Tourette’s fit and then a massive seizure?
Some of my liberal friends are “offended” what Trump said but have posted way nastier updates than what Trump ever said! It’s the hypocrisy of it all that pisses me off.
Melanie shouldnt get that close to BJ without a large caliber handgun.
Men will be men and boys will be boys.
Bill Clinton is a boy.
Trump is a man.
Hillary wishes she was a man also.
Class.
I posted this on the Scott Adams thread, but what the hell…
From the Obama’s best buddy, Jay Z:
“Pussy”
[Chorus (Jay-Z)]
The power of the P-U-S-S-Y,
Thatz why every mutherfucka in the world dress fly.
Every baller
that can afford it they cop the best ride, for the power of the P-U-S-S-Y.
(Let’s have some fun)
The power of the P-U-S-S-Y, thatz why niggaz get they hair cut, try to dress fly.
Every baller that can afford it he cop the best ride.
For the Power of the P-U-S-S-Y.
[Jay-Z]
I-I know this girl we call her Sweet Cooch Brown.
Hands down mami had the bombest pussy in town.
One dip in the girl pool, thatz all it took.
One sample of the snappa and ya ass was whooped.
Have you buyin Gucci sandals matchin pocketbooks.
Blowin up her beeper, ringin her phone off the hook.
Ball playaz they spent money, rappers they spent time.
All the while both claimin that they never spent a dime.
Buisness guys you were victimised.
Have ’em payin rent on condos in a Miami High Rise.
They ask her, “Who pussy’s this?”
Look her right in her eyes.
She say, “This pussy’s yours, Daddy”
Tell ’em nothin but lies.
Ha! They didn’t believe it, but they wanted to.
Needed to. She had the type of body that you didn’t want leavin you.
So they ignored all her flirtin ways and put a ring on her finger.
I’m like, “Earth to Dave!”
[Chorus]
[R. Kelly]
Naw..I ain’t no rapper but I’mma sing my shit
when it comes down to that mutherfuckin click click click.
Niggaz I tick tick tick, turn on ya quick quick quick.
And thatz why I be givin mami much dick dick dick.
While yall chumps be coppin diamonds and fur and all that,
Fiendin for this pussy as if yall was on crack.
When it comes to the truth, I can’t hold back.
Ya’ll cats (?) hittin these broads need to be smacked.
It’s this nigga named Monroe that I know from way back.
He hit the lotto, bought this girl a Cadillac.
Now this bitch be creepin behind this niggaz back.
Me bust his nut guess what he still took this bitch back.
Three things niggaz love…money, pussy, and drugs.
Can’t get one without the other unless you soft and in love.
Yall take it from a nigga who’s done all the above.
Niggaz it the lesbian R&B thug.
[Chorus]
[Devin the Dude]
The P is for the pearl tongue that I like to tickle.
The U is for uterus, down deep in the middle.
SS is so slippery when I go up inside.
Pussy’s good and if you gettin some I know you know Y.
See I got my first shot when I was bout 7.
Her father called my house he said,
“I need to talk to yo son Devin.
My daughter she’s 11 and she goes to the same school that yo son goes to.
And she said today she got screwed.”
But my daddy answer the phone so no drama, and all he said was,
“No shit! Let me talk to that girl mama!”
Then i was suspended 3 day, tooken from school.
It was like a vacation.
Niggaz lookin at pussy at the pool in our apartments.
I started hittin hard when I was small.
Let me recite a story lesson for all of yall.
See pussy’s like a wound it would never heal,
the more ointment you put on then the better it feels.
Cuz it’s…
[Chorus]
[R. Kelly]
Oh yeah.
Niggaz will do anything for some pussy.
Hey Hey Hey!
Oh! See it don’t matter who you are,
where you from, in this life at some point ya gonna wanna get you some.
Yes you will.
Ooo. Oh! I know.
What female candidate for president hasn’t said “I’d hit that chick like a Viking”??
Not this one. Ya wanna play, carpet muncher?
NBC Blightly News totally ignored suffering Americans hit by super storm opening with TRUMP LIKES HIM
SOME POONTANG. Shut it off after two minutes.
Having power and strength is a magnet for some women. I have been there done that on a miniscual level to DJT. If that bitch let him she wanted it. There was a time when that shit was laid out in front of me. I’d never cheat on my wife. And as far as I know DJT didn’t cheat on his.
I wanna see Hillary accidentally opening up her pant suit revealing miles of medical tubing in the next debate. That, or hearing a piece of metal hitting the floor from one of her leggings.
I was single during the 80s and early 90s. I got the steal sign from the third base coach pretty much every night.
Didn’t always take it. Sometimes I did.
That’s just the way males and females interacted.
If DJT cheated on his wife that will be the next bomb they drop. Perhaps he is just a guy that acted like a total douche in his late 50’s impressing a tween Bush loser with a bunch of bragadocious crap. That is how it sounded. If he had run as a Dem it would have been a benefit. They didn’t even toss Weiner until he got caught engaging a 15 year old. Ted Kennedy killed a woman, Bill Clinton is a rapist that has made racist comments. The liberals have driven our society into the gutter, millennials hook up on Tinder and I can’t watch TV without being assaulted with gay couples making out. And what Trump said is supposed to be disqualifying?!
I am not the man I was when I was single. I don’t engage in “locker room banter” as I did in the days before I was married.
I also don’t rent a big sedan with buddies and go up to Vancouver to watch the Cannucks play and blow a couple thousand dollars while chasing every good looking piece of ass that also thought I was cute around Vancouver.
It’s just a game boys play and to be as crude as you can be about it is part of the game.
I got married late, I was single until I was 44 years old and my last girl friend I had before meeting my wife lived in North Van and was a 24 year old hottie and liked to go out drinking on Friday and Saturday night until she ran out of money and when she had my money to spend that means I spent a lot of weekends in Van that it took me until Wednesday before I was fit for work. I was making an engineers salary and living in my mother’s basement. We went out drinking until we got kicked out of the bars.
She had a nineteen year old sister she shared an apartment with who liked to run around their apartment stark naked in and both had friends who spent the night and there was quite a bit of pussy grabbing going on and that it simply would not enter my mind to engage in today.
Did I talk about the pussy grabbing with other guys when I got home? Oh hell yea.
It is just a guy thing and if the bastard didn’t cop a feel when it was being thrown in his face I would not vote for him.
And then brag about it, whether it actually took place or not! It is a guy thing
I wonder how many women Bill Clinton raped that same week?
If Killery was smart (and she isn’t) she would have used the Helen of Troy angle instead of trying to virtue signal (from the D’s no less!!!).
Appropriately, I declare: Epic Fail!
In the long run, none of this matters. Make America Great Again.
Now everyone knows, we all clutched our pearls and then we burst out laughing, apologies, acceptances, aaaaaand we’re done.
If I may make a suggestion, I’d like Trump to beat hillary with a verbal skillet tomorrow night.
Let’s see her flabby ass shimmy out of it.
Oh my bad. Now you’re imagining hillary shimmying her flabby ass, huh? bwaahahahaha!!!
She should melt into a noxious puddle.
Wouldn’t you love it if she had a screaming Tourette’s fit and then a massive seizure?
Some of my liberal friends are “offended” what Trump said but have posted way nastier updates than what Trump ever said! It’s the hypocrisy of it all that pisses me off.
Melanie shouldnt get that close to BJ without a large caliber handgun.
Men will be men and boys will be boys.
Bill Clinton is a boy.
Trump is a man.
Hillary wishes she was a man also.