Mich-Heard Lyrics – IOTW Report

Mich-Heard Lyrics

Change of plans.

Claudia is way too busy with her work and I just sort of pushed this on her. So, I will have to judge the contest.

Also, Vietvet pointed out that my examples, right out of the gate, didn’t comply with the rules. So, we have to defer to my examples as the way to go. (Sorry.)

Here are some that made me smile out loud.

”In a glob of Velveeta, honey”.

(In-A-Godda Da Vida – Iron Butterfly)

saxindacity
Killing Me Softly With Her Thong
When Michelle has her eye on a big pizza pie thats a glutton..
When her ass seems as big as an oversized pig thats a glutton.
When a cake makes you drool like an overweight fool thats a glutton.

Heaven, I’m in heaven
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek
When in ’17 you’re thrown out on your cheek

 

And the winner is –

Jethro

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance,
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, “Obama,
Michell Obaaaaama”

(Lola)

And I’m awarding a special prize for this one, which has forever altered my ability to listen this song without hearing —->

HTC(SW) Retired
I’ve got, 2 chickens to paralyze.
Send your mailing addresses to bigfurhat.mail@gmail.com to claim your prize.

 

 

 

13 Comments on Mich-Heard Lyrics

  1. I am deeply honored to have been chosen the winner of this fine contest. I have to say there were many excellent examples of lyrical massacres of famous songs in the spirit of humilitating the first mooch.
    Thanks to Menderman for donating the whistles in his brother Keith’s, memory. I will add it to my string of duck and goose calls for when I am hunting on the Potomac river in the fall and winter. Some day it may save my life.

  2. Congrats Jethro! ?

    “I’ve got, 2 chickens to paralyze.”

    If I had been drinking milk when I read that it would have been all in and about my nostrils. LOL!

  3. Congrats, Jethro !!
    I’ve always loved that song, and now I have an ear-worm.

    “Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
    Why she walked like a wookie and talked like a man…”

    @HTC(SW) Retired, if I’d been the judge, you’d have tied with Jethro.
    That was great!

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