Change of plans.
Claudia is way too busy with her work and I just sort of pushed this on her. So, I will have to judge the contest.
Also, Vietvet pointed out that my examples, right out of the gate, didn’t comply with the rules. So, we have to defer to my examples as the way to go. (Sorry.)
Here are some that made me smile out loud.
I am deeply honored to have been chosen the winner of this fine contest. I have to say there were many excellent examples of lyrical massacres of famous songs in the spirit of humilitating the first mooch.
Thanks to Menderman for donating the whistles in his brother Keith’s, memory. I will add it to my string of duck and goose calls for when I am hunting on the Potomac river in the fall and winter. Some day it may save my life.
Congrats Jethro!
I hope you never have a need for the whistle. Safe hunting.
And to HTC(SW) Retired, that’s funny!
I am so confused! 🙁
Good Work Jethro,
Give it a test in the kitchen
Yes Jethro won but I posted a Jethro Tull song.
Can I get at least a thumb up? 🙂
Way to Jethro. This is the fun side of iOTW. Mr Hat send HTC(SW) Retired a coupon to KFC. That has to be one of the funniest answers ever here.
I guess there aren’t a lot of Steely Dan fans here. ;–)
Well done! Bravo!
Paralyzed chickens had me busting up. That is very unique and innovative. But that’s not the only one that made me laugh.
Got some real champs here!
Scuse me while I kiss this guy
A good time was had by all. Thanks bfh
Congrats Jethro! ?
“I’ve got, 2 chickens to paralyze.”
If I had been drinking milk when I read that it would have been all in and about my nostrils. LOL!
Congrats, Jethro !!
I’ve always loved that song, and now I have an ear-worm.
“Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a wookie and talked like a man…”
@HTC(SW) Retired, if I’d been the judge, you’d have tied with Jethro.
That was great!
“Oh Michey what a pity you don’t understand, you make my pussy fart when you fuck me with your hand.”