Michael Avenatti “in the process” of being booked for smacking around a woman

39 Comments on Michael Avenatti “in the process” of being booked for smacking around a woman

1. The woman must be believed. #metoo.

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2. Stormy?

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3. Could not have happened to a better filbert nut PRICKhead.

   MAGA2016
   KAG2020WATCHTHEMFALL

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4. People bought tickets to see him??!!

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5. They ought to [redacted] this piece of shit just for annoying the Hell out of half the nation.

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6. Corky – – I know. Democrats are THAT stupid!

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7. What will the ladies of The View do now? Maybe Whoopi will come to his defense.

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mltF_3YTIlY

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8. Classic little mans syndrome.

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9. Alex: “The last thing Avenatti’s girlfriend said before she called the cops.”
   Sound: [Doo doo doo]
   Contestant: “What is #basta?”
   Alex: “Yes!”

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10. When arrested he screamed repeatedly, “She hit me first.”
    He just admitted to hitting her.
    And this guy’s a lawyer?

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11. someone ought to bring up a bunch of slut puppies to tell ludicrous tales about his ‘continued history of abuse’

    lessee … slave domination, shaved German Shepherds, underage girls w/ Joe Biden, naked Boy Scouts found in closets, John Podesta Satan-worshipping interludes, fun w/ Obama & Reggie at Man’s Country, riding Moose around the White House in chaps & a whip … Creepy Porn Lawyer is at least guilty of ‘all the above’

    … no proof needed … we MUST believe them!

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12. I won’t believe a word of this until I read it in a sworn affidavit prepared by one of Senator Dianne Feinstein’s senior staff members. And, no, I don’t mean her Chinese spy. I want to read it from the same people who vetted all of Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s accusers. Until then, this distinguished member of the California legal community is innocent until proven something else. Basta!

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13. I can’t wait to see President DJT’s first tweet about this!

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14. MA will find there are a lot of tough guys in prison who like to hit back harder.
    He will end up being some inmate’s wife.

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15. I gotta say I’d have preferred it with the roles reversed,
    but I’ll settle for Avenatti smacking the woman around.

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16. The good news for him is that he can now run as a Democrat to win a seat as Attorney General of Minnesota! With the full support of the media, I might add.

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17. btw …. ““The Vermont Democratic Party has cancelled Mr. Avenatti’s forthcoming scheduled appearances in Vermont, and will be refunding all ticket sales.”

    …. BOTH of them

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18. I heard he was a heavy pot smoker. Somebody said his eyes were red, once.

    It has to be true

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19. @ BFH – I was hoping for that dumster burning graphic!

    Bestus birthday present eva…

    MAGA2016
    KAG2020

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20. So, is this enough to have him disbarred?

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21. From “lonesome Dove,” “Smackin’ a surley bartender ain’t no crime even in Texas.”
    Smacking Occasional Ortiz wouldn’t be a real crime.
    Smacking the shit out of Avenetti wouldn’t be a crime.
    Smackin’ the shit out of Jim COSTA, WOULDN’T BE A CRIME.
    Smackin’ the piss outta Schep Smith, and his asshole buddies, Juanita Williams, Andie Cooper, Don Lemona, dick brains Cuomo and Matthews: Mika no brain and Slow Joe, wouldn’t be a crime.
    It would be a Community Service.

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22. Cliche Guevara, not for this. But when Grassley gets done with him, he will be.

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23. We need a Avenatti/Ocassional-Cortex ticket for the (D)umbs in 2020….it fits them PERFECTLY.

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24. Mika will be woken at midnight with the bad news

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25. I’ll just LOVE watching the media — who embraced, celebrate and even considered him the Savior of the Country — scramble to get away from this burning pile of crap. They deserve every bit of discomfort they’re going to feel.

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26. Dianny. Just imagine. A phuckin’ nightmare.

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27. So, asking him, “Are you still beating your girlfriend?” won’t be considered an ‘ad hominem’ attack.

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28. Whoopi: “It wasn’t violence violence.”

    Tata, “President” Pron Lawyer.

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29. moe tom, in action. LOL

    https://youtu.be/hHZvUeAdzeI

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30. @.45-70: “Somebody said his eyes were red, once. It has to be true”

    Nah. That’s pink eye.

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31. @Dianny:

    …watching the media…scramble to get away from this burning pile of crap.

    Heh! When I read that I instantly had the mental image of somebody running away after leaving a burning paper bag full of Avenatti on the media’s doorstep and ringing the bell.

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32. His latest comments,

    ‘You know my character! You know me AS A MAN!’ –

    See, he’s actually trying to convince himself here. Classic Little Man Syndrome.

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33. Just the beginning. He’s being betrayed by his masters, the Deep State. Even they don’t want a greasy slime ball thinking he could be President. By the time they’re finished, he’ll wish he had just stayed with chasing ambulances.

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34. As much as I’d like to believe, those tweets sound fishy to me. Even so, it’s good to see him receiving the same treatment he gave to Justice Kavanaugh. And even better to see the Left scrambling to defend him.

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35. His defense is going to be “I was yelling ‘Who’s your daddy’ the whole time, so it was OK”.

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36. #BelieveAllWomen

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37. If this keeps up, his so-called 2020 run is going to be hilarious.

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38. His official campaign T-shirt: Wife Beater.
    His favorite Gin: Wifebeater…

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39. A statement sent by Lisa Storie-Avenatti’s attorney to NBC News refuted initial allegations that the altercation involved Avenatti’s estranged wife.