Michael Cohen: “Joe Biden has the same responsibility to me that he had to his own son. “

14 Comments on Michael Cohen: “Joe Biden has the same responsibility to me that he had to his own son. “

1. BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA…

   Don’t hold your breath, jerkoff.

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2. As crooked as he is he just might be crazy Joe’s son or, at least, a relative!

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3. Sooooooo… you KNOW that you DID commit crimes uh?
   Trust me asshole, yer NOT his son. You may be just as crooked and debouched, but you ain’t his anymore than yer last name makes you a Yankee Doodle Dandy! Talk about delusional!!

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4. What. A. Douche.

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5. “I’m somebody’s son.”

   So was Charlie Manson. Big deal.

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6. ROTFLMAO

   But, I could totally see Biden doing it because his name sounds familiar…So, why not? 😂

   “He’s the Polish basketball guy, right?”

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7. “Get a load of this mook.”

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8. They speak the same language, traitor’ese.

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9. not unless you have been forking over that 10%, asshole

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10. Oh… My… No, no that is not how it works Michael, not how it works at all. To be very clear, even communists like the current administration… DESPISE TRAITORS! Whadda maroon!

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11. Cohen, You have earned a plastic Medal of Freedom, with a George Soros Picture on one side and Hillary on the other.

    Scum bag, I wonder why Attorneys are so disliked?

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12. Now, if he’d said, “I legitimately deserve a pardon just as much as Hunter legitimately deserved a pardon,” I could agree with that insufferable asshole.

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13. “Joe Biden has the same responsibility…”

    …hold up, gotta stop you right there.

    Responsibility?

    BIDEN?

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
    *breath*
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    *breath*
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    *breath, small fart, passes out from laughing so hard*

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14. In a country that allows a farce like the full term Shitpants Administration to exist,
    why would you not expect every brave clown to beg freely?!

    Zelensky begged and got billion$, did he not??

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