(NEWSER) – Michelle Obama was cruising on Marine One when it hit her: a hot flash that felt “like somebody put a furnace in my core and turned it on high. And then everything started melting.” In that moment, the first lady, who was about to walk into an event, thought, “Well this is crazy … I can’t do this,” she tells friend and obstetrician-gynecologist Sharon Malone in the most recent episode of her new podcast. Now taking hormones to better deal with menopause, Obama hopes to comfort women going through the same thing and alert the wider public to an issue generally kept hidden from view. “What a woman’s body is taking her through is important information. It’s an important thing to take up space in a society, because half of us are going through this but we’re living like it’s not happening,” she says, per the Guardian.
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Just no. As a woman, hell no do I want to hear this privileged loser whine about menopause. How low can you go, well we always learn there is another level we intended not to cross.
Is it men opause that made her shoulders so broad, her hands so big, and oh yeah, that bulge in her pants?
Fuck This.
More importantly President Trump’s Brother has died at 71.
Sincere condolences to the President and the entire Trump family.
Hell, I always thought it was minnow paws
Nobody cares
She’s been taking hormones alright, but not for menopause.
Will it kill it? If yes, then good.
These scum suckers will do anything for a headline, Sorry Mike, your not packing the right gear for MENopause. Fairytale is over!
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Ain’t buying it. Symptoms are consistent with reaction to sitting on your balls.
“…take up space in a society.” That she is doing, unfortunately.
I can show you my helicopter trick!
How is this anywhere close to being newsworthy? 🤔 The only news I want to hear, is that your husband has been thrown in the clinker. 😁
The no class Obamas with another feeble attempt to gain attention.
My god do these people not have any filter. I really don’t want to hear about her prostate problems.
The obamas can go fuck off. Mom, cuck, and kids, FOAD.
“ because half of us are going through this but we’re living like it’s not happening,” she says,”
Some in the other half “identify” as women and pretend they go through menopause.
What a fraud. Nothing more than a cardboard cutout with moving lips.
Obama’s be forgotten. today and forever.
How does a Wookie without functioning female parts, know anything about menopause. What a liar and drama queen.
Michelle obama and excrement: two of a kind.
Sure. It’s because of “menopause” that the hulking tranny with the swinging dick is taking female hormones. Whatever. Those hormones aren’t doing the trick because Big Mike still looks like the dude he was born to be.
Obama wanna put y’all in chains.
menopause ? wookie? don’t you need a c#nt for that?
side note the only job in the medical profession worse then being Nacy’s gynecologists would be Michelle’s proctologist
Mitchell Obama will never experience menopause. The other one might.
Hot flash! I’m a man baby!
Sincerely,
Manchelle Obama
What you felt Mitch was fermented bananas.
To BHO:
I understand what you are and will be going thru for the 10-15 years to come.
But while I extend my sympathies as a Husband enduring the Emotional swings every few mins and bed covers on and off all night long. But also being a person of the near total opposite side of the political spectrum, I must also wish it be a long and memorable period in your life.
” a hot flash that felt “like somebody put a furnace in my core and turned it on high. ”
She thought to herself:
“but how could this be when my balls still itch?”
“Now taking hormones to better deal with menopause”
What it really meant was:
“now taking even stronger hormones so that its facial and body hair stop growing in so fast & thick”
Black Lives Menopause I guess. Why doesn’t she ask Barry how he dealt with his menopause?
Men do not have hot flashes. It is biologically impossible. Once again Michael/Michelle Obama our first transvestite he/she/it to masquerade as First Lady in the White House is lying through her cavernous pie hole. Word is that Michael/Michelle is hung like a Shetland pony which is why Ex-Dictator Obama married this dude.
More believable if Barry/Barack Soweto/Obama said he was having hot flashes since he is more of a woman than Michael/Michelle.
Menopause is the only time she was ever “hot”
Michelle who?
…poor thing, we shouldn’t let it suffer, we should put it down before whatever pain it’s having makes it bite someone…
seaoh
AUGUST 16, 2020 AT 3:58 AM
“…side note the only job in the medical profession worse then being Nacy’s gynecologists would be Michelle’s proctologist”
…or Bill’s urologist…
Taking female hormones by the pantload causes hot flashes? Good to know!
When Michelle is onboard Marine One they must fly with minimum crew and minimum fuel so as not to exceed maximum weight.
Seriously, I’m no rocket surgeon but a man…menopause…hot flashes…stop it, just stop. Thanks for the laugh, though.
His balls hurt? So what?
Attention whore.
Naw, turns out it was just an enlarged Prostate that was preventing him from cornholing Bayrack!
Tell your problems to Caitlyn” Jenner , Mike
Asked to comment Michelle said: “Goonie Googoo”
The Mooch being a tranny, did not experience menopause. Men have hot flashes, I’m sure that’s what he experienced as a man. He’s confused just like all trannies are.
I, me, mine … I, me, mine … I, me, mine … hey! … Look at ME!
No … NO! Look AT ME!
Grayjohn – dying over here…LOL I remember that Eddie Murphy bit.