HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAH!
*tapers off, big breaths*
…oh, you’re SERIOUS?!? Permit me to laugh EVEN HARDER!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAjajajajajajajajajajjaja(laughing in Spanish because it’s too stupid for a single language to cover) WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFBARKBARKBARK(laughing in Dog because even DOGS know you’re not a woman), *gasp* *hitch* *small fart* sssstop, I’m gonna pee…
35
Being hung like a Yeti doesn’t make him beautiful. I stole “hung like a Yeti” from someone here, I thought it was funny.
joe6pak
FEBRUARY 15, 2020 AT 7:20 PM
“Being hung like a Yeti doesn’t make him beautiful. I stole “hung like a Yeti” from someone here, I thought it was funny.”
Yo, thank you…
Supernightshade
FEBRUARY 14, 2020 AT 4:45 PM
pbunyan
FEBRUARY 14, 2020 AT 3:09 PM
“Michelle Obama: Living proof that your mother was right– your face can get stuck that way.”
…to be fair, you’d probably make some awful, angry faces too, if you had to keep your cock and ballz duct taped in the crack of your azz all the time, especially if you’re hung like a Yeti and it keeps peeling off at inopportune times…
Re: the series of photos of black women…one of these things is not like the others.
18
Let me guess, it’s hard to feel beautiful when you need to ask an underpaid Wal-Mart stock boy to unlock the hair relaxer cabinet in an effort to appropriate white females. Ya’know just connecting with them common folk.
14
Different Tim,
How about lipstick on a Seattle Sea Hawk?
11
I also though of Candace Owens. (her spelling)
I also stole, “Hung like a Yeti” from Supernightshade. Been laughing at it all day.
Thank you.
12
That dude has serious issues…
15
Try wearing the BOOB Belt again .that was awesome!
12
It is nobody else’s responsibility to make someone FEEL anything. How you feel about yourself is up to you, not me. I am under no obligation. If you don’t FEEL beautiful, Michelle, that’s on you.
Honestly, this woman is such a hot mess of insecurity. And the way she masks it is to play the victim. Fuck her feelings.
/rant over
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We’re Not Always Made to Feel Beautiful
With all the libraries, in all the towns, in all the world, there’s never enough tranny story hours.
14
Maybe sitting in her mansion on Martha’s Vineyard will aleve her pain somewhat.
12
I have never seen a beautiful outside linebacker, black or white! A girlie quarterback or wide receiver maybe!
8
The Last Battlestar “Neglectica”!!!
12
This is a softball: obama, you are a racist pig, a useless parasite, and one of the ugliest fat bee-atches that ever got her (or his?) mugg on public display.
Rot in hell, cunt.
9
There you go……Liberals always wanting to be something they ain’t.
11
“I don’t think race is the problem.”
A tranny needs to take him under his wing and teach the Mooche how to look like a woman. The Mooche needs to work on that scowl – freaking scares me looking at his face!
12
Plenty of beautiful black women in the US, Mooch, but you’re neither beautiful nor a woman.
Tell me again how she’s going to run for President.
6
What a bitter, contemptuous person. After all that America did for her, she still needs to crap on us. She is a horrible person and I think she knows it deep down in her sold-to-satan soul. I’m guessing that she’s upset that her travel junkets aren’t still paid for by us and don’t make the front page any more. Her 8 years of fame are up but she just can’t go gracefully into the sunset.
15
Hmm, call me crazy but I think its the testosterone Mike.
15
most people prefer the ladies without a dick, Big Mike. just saying.
13
“I’m a Black Woman in America… We’re Not Always Made to Feel Beautiful”
Is THAT the new translation for “Goony goo-goo” these days? 😳
5
So we’re expected to see all black women as beautiful, because of course all white women are?
8
What Dianny said,she also might want to talk to her husband.
She has it all butt she will be bitter to the end.
7
Maybe President Trump could use his “Magic Wand” to make her feel beautiful?
Ha ha, just kidden’. Still can’t make a silk purse from a sow’s ear.
7
There’s always inner beauty! Looks like Michelle is a two time loser.
15
Like so many ugly liberal white women, the nastiness from within bubbles up to the surface. Truth hurts!
10
Call me what you want but I have never seen a beautiful black anything.
2
How does it shave its bush?
With a Honda lawnmower?
3
Woof!
2
In his former life was Big Mike a Bull dog or a Bull dyke?
4
“You move like a pregnant Yak!”
7
Sounds like those Marxist Vineyard liberals aren’t being accepting enough now that she isn’t FLOTUS anymore. They don’t have to worship at her feet so that must mean racism of course. Right
6
It’s hard to be beautiful when you have to tuck a penis between your legs you misrable, hateful, butt ass ugly tranny…
6
Can;t you find another country to whine in?
10
Mike, you have all the beauty of a Sasquatch
8
I’m really beyond sick and Goddamn tired of this bitch telling Americans how much we suck.
13
Hey Moo,
Mother Theresa was not a cover girl, but she was beautiful. She had love in her heart.
11
Fret not, Big Mike. All societies have a role for their beasts, including you
4
Sassy the Sasquatch “shtruggling” to adapt to human standards of beauty. No amount of shaving, weaves, makeup or tucking can make that hateful, miserable, gender bending, missing link beautiful.
7
Barack has been polishing the Moose’s stub of manhood for years and years – if it ain’t pretty yet it ain’t ever gonna be.
5
BFH you hit the nail on the head!
Some people are just born ugly.
3
It’s absolutely true, isn’t it? All progressives are, at bottom, narcissists. It’s a mental disorder of the first rank.
FLOTUS Trump is undeniably the most beautiful FLOTUS — through and through — to ever grace our WH and country.
It must be very vexing for Michelle Obama, no matter how hard she tries, to “feel beautiful” in a marriage to a known homosexual man, knowing that any feelings he has for her are platonic, maybe even mere tolerance. No amount of money or things can fill that void. One would think she’d be a little more guarded about airing her neurotic dirty laundry.
Beware, FLOTUS Melania! Refuse all shipments of fruit baskets from the Oblowme’s!
3
Gonna be pretty hard to make something beautiful when it’s got a face for radio and an ass made of cottage cheese.
4
I am a white woman in America, and we’re not always made to feel beautiful…because some of us just are not beautiful.
6
Well, Klingon and Wookie women as well; transgendered ‘women’ too. Suck it up, buttercup.
3
Seriously, who gives a shit what this bitter old hag has to say? There’s a lot of textbook psychology going on in her statement. “She” is one petty, bitter, jealous and pompous creature. It’s always amazing that those who are in reality insignificant with few accomplishments form such high opinions of themselves.
5
What happened to the “Salt Sucker” picture?
I used to love that – the Moose at its best.
izlamo delenda est …
4
Tim, that photo says it all about her.
3
… made to feel… This is the essence of the victim… the essence of leftist ideology. YOU must take responsibility for all MY desires. And you must handle them to MY satisfaction on MY schedule.
Pity party for the wealthy socialite and newest black inhabitants of 99% stark white Martha’s Vineyard.
Maybe now that she is a multi-millionaire, she should just STFU.
Why is lipstick on a pig first thing that comes to my mind!
I don’t accept the premise “I am a black woman.”
Not a fan of giant butts
If by far chance one of you Mooch lackeys read this let me be as crystal fricken clear as I can.
There is nothing, ABSOLUTELY JACK ASS NOTHING, attractive about a fat ass cro-magnum tranny.
Her statement is not very presidential.
That’s not a woman. That’s a man, baby!
Shut the fuck up, dude.
Poor Big Mike.
There are plenty of white and other women
who are not made to feel beautiful and the
biggest reason is that they are not beautiful.
Every person can be thought and imagined as
beautiful but usually only in a certain way.
There are individuals who are astonishingly
beautiful and it usually has nothing to do
with race, gender age, color differentiations.
Michelle,
Shut up.
You don’t know what you’re talking about !
“I’m a Black WOMAN in America…”
…BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAGAHDHT (*choke* *spit* *gasp*)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAH!
*tapers off, big breaths*
…oh, you’re SERIOUS?!? Permit me to laugh EVEN HARDER!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAjajajajajajajajajajjaja(laughing in Spanish because it’s too stupid for a single language to cover) WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFBARKBARKBARK(laughing in Dog because even DOGS know you’re not a woman), *gasp* *hitch* *small fart* sssstop, I’m gonna pee…
Being hung like a Yeti doesn’t make him beautiful. I stole “hung like a Yeti” from someone here, I thought it was funny.
…Candice Owen.
Beautiful.
Black.
Woman.
https://images.ctfassets.net/ydv6sq0kb5bw/2783hSRsJrfVIpiFTD5yRJ/0b328ff7511ee8b239ddbefe260b6fdc/Candace_1.jpg
“Mitch” “Obama”-
Only ONE of those things applies.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIcfczkWwAYoa3e.jpg
joe6pak
FEBRUARY 15, 2020 AT 7:20 PM
“Being hung like a Yeti doesn’t make him beautiful. I stole “hung like a Yeti” from someone here, I thought it was funny.”
Yo, thank you…
Supernightshade
FEBRUARY 14, 2020 AT 4:45 PM
pbunyan
FEBRUARY 14, 2020 AT 3:09 PM
“Michelle Obama: Living proof that your mother was right– your face can get stuck that way.”
…to be fair, you’d probably make some awful, angry faces too, if you had to keep your cock and ballz duct taped in the crack of your azz all the time, especially if you’re hung like a Yeti and it keeps peeling off at inopportune times…
https://media2.giphy.com/media/XK8MDenKOJrEI/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a605cf2382f933205a3f24f3b597693527f39e43f&rid=giphy.gif
https://iotwreport.com/california-school-changes-its-name-to-michelle-obama-elementary/
Re: the series of photos of black women…one of these things is not like the others.
Let me guess, it’s hard to feel beautiful when you need to ask an underpaid Wal-Mart stock boy to unlock the hair relaxer cabinet in an effort to appropriate white females. Ya’know just connecting with them common folk.
Different Tim,
How about lipstick on a Seattle Sea Hawk?
I also though of Candace Owens. (her spelling)
I also stole, “Hung like a Yeti” from Supernightshade. Been laughing at it all day.
Thank you.
That dude has serious issues…
Try wearing the BOOB Belt again .that was awesome!
It is nobody else’s responsibility to make someone FEEL anything. How you feel about yourself is up to you, not me. I am under no obligation. If you don’t FEEL beautiful, Michelle, that’s on you.
Honestly, this woman is such a hot mess of insecurity. And the way she masks it is to play the victim. Fuck her feelings.
/rant over
With all the libraries, in all the towns, in all the world, there’s never enough tranny story hours.
Maybe sitting in her mansion on Martha’s Vineyard will aleve her pain somewhat.
I have never seen a beautiful outside linebacker, black or white! A girlie quarterback or wide receiver maybe!
The Last Battlestar “Neglectica”!!!
This is a softball: obama, you are a racist pig, a useless parasite, and one of the ugliest fat bee-atches that ever got her (or his?) mugg on public display.
Rot in hell, cunt.
There you go……Liberals always wanting to be something they ain’t.
“I don’t think race is the problem.”
A tranny needs to take him under his wing and teach the Mooche how to look like a woman. The Mooche needs to work on that scowl – freaking scares me looking at his face!
Plenty of beautiful black women in the US, Mooch, but you’re neither beautiful nor a woman.
“I’m a Black Woman in America… We’re Not Always Made to Feel Beautiful”
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcxYrpRY8Rw
.
Tell me again how she’s going to run for President.
What a bitter, contemptuous person. After all that America did for her, she still needs to crap on us. She is a horrible person and I think she knows it deep down in her sold-to-satan soul. I’m guessing that she’s upset that her travel junkets aren’t still paid for by us and don’t make the front page any more. Her 8 years of fame are up but she just can’t go gracefully into the sunset.
Hmm, call me crazy but I think its the testosterone Mike.
most people prefer the ladies without a dick, Big Mike. just saying.
“I’m a Black Woman in America… We’re Not Always Made to Feel Beautiful”
Is THAT the new translation for “Goony goo-goo” these days? 😳
So we’re expected to see all black women as beautiful, because of course all white women are?
What Dianny said,she also might want to talk to her husband.
She has it all butt she will be bitter to the end.
Maybe President Trump could use his “Magic Wand” to make her feel beautiful?
Ha ha, just kidden’. Still can’t make a silk purse from a sow’s ear.
There’s always inner beauty! Looks like Michelle is a two time loser.
Like so many ugly liberal white women, the nastiness from within bubbles up to the surface. Truth hurts!
Call me what you want but I have never seen a beautiful black anything.
How does it shave its bush?
With a Honda lawnmower?
Woof!
In his former life was Big Mike a Bull dog or a Bull dyke?
“You move like a pregnant Yak!”
Sounds like those Marxist Vineyard liberals aren’t being accepting enough now that she isn’t FLOTUS anymore. They don’t have to worship at her feet so that must mean racism of course. Right
It’s hard to be beautiful when you have to tuck a penis between your legs you misrable, hateful, butt ass ugly tranny…
Can;t you find another country to whine in?
Mike, you have all the beauty of a Sasquatch
I’m really beyond sick and Goddamn tired of this bitch telling Americans how much we suck.
Hey Moo,
Mother Theresa was not a cover girl, but she was beautiful. She had love in her heart.
Fret not, Big Mike. All societies have a role for their beasts, including you
Sassy the Sasquatch “shtruggling” to adapt to human standards of beauty. No amount of shaving, weaves, makeup or tucking can make that hateful, miserable, gender bending, missing link beautiful.
Barack has been polishing the Moose’s stub of manhood for years and years – if it ain’t pretty yet it ain’t ever gonna be.
BFH you hit the nail on the head!
Some people are just born ugly.
It’s absolutely true, isn’t it? All progressives are, at bottom, narcissists. It’s a mental disorder of the first rank.
FLOTUS Trump is undeniably the most beautiful FLOTUS — through and through — to ever grace our WH and country.
It must be very vexing for Michelle Obama, no matter how hard she tries, to “feel beautiful” in a marriage to a known homosexual man, knowing that any feelings he has for her are platonic, maybe even mere tolerance. No amount of money or things can fill that void. One would think she’d be a little more guarded about airing her neurotic dirty laundry.
“Mirror, mirror on the wall.”
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3373/3270904061_f7cf29b552_b.jpg
Beware, FLOTUS Melania! Refuse all shipments of fruit baskets from the Oblowme’s!
Gonna be pretty hard to make something beautiful when it’s got a face for radio and an ass made of cottage cheese.
I am a white woman in America, and we’re not always made to feel beautiful…because some of us just are not beautiful.
Well, Klingon and Wookie women as well; transgendered ‘women’ too. Suck it up, buttercup.
Seriously, who gives a shit what this bitter old hag has to say? There’s a lot of textbook psychology going on in her statement. “She” is one petty, bitter, jealous and pompous creature. It’s always amazing that those who are in reality insignificant with few accomplishments form such high opinions of themselves.
What happened to the “Salt Sucker” picture?
I used to love that – the Moose at its best.
izlamo delenda est …
Tim, that photo says it all about her.
… made to feel… This is the essence of the victim… the essence of leftist ideology. YOU must take responsibility for all MY desires. And you must handle them to MY satisfaction on MY schedule.
Please, grow up. Failing that, go away.
HEY MIKIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!