Breitbart:An event at Michigan State University scheduled for Friday that offered students the opportunity to make their own dildos has been postponed.
An event scheduled for Friday evening at Michigan State University has been rescheduled for unknown reasons.
“Try your hand at some sexual-health-based trivia and have the chance to win sexy prizes including body chocolate and ‘fun’ toys,” an advertisement for the event read. “Even make your own external and internal stimulation devices (i.e., dildos)! Free for your pleasure will be condoms in a variety of sizes, dental dams, cookies and more (while supplies last)!”
Michigan State University announced in a tweet that “upon review” of the program, it would be rescheduled for a later date. more here
This sounds like the worlds largest pig party.
Who needs to make a dildo? There plenty in the House and Senate.
Maybe they should take a hint from the Boys Scouts and rename their event the Pinewood Derby. Except they wouldn’t make little race cars out of knotty pine but learn to carve little dildos out of wood. And it could be sponsored by Woody Wood Pecker. I always thought that woodpecker sounded a little dirty.
“Try your hand at some…”
Yes, try your hand!
As my daddy used to say “they ruined a good prick when they put ears on him”
WTF is a “dental dam”?
Dental dam is small piece of latex dentists stretch over tooth they are working on. A small frame holds it in place . It originally was to keep bits of tooth, filling material, other debris from falling down throat while dentist worked. It has been repurposed as a barrier for oral sex.
This is simple…it’s a cucumber seed…..grow your own cucumber. Oprah grows zucchini….
…Willys goat in tartan…
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
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@ Vietvet….real women kick start their dildos…
….Willys goat in seersucker….
Vietvet, LOL, I bet that cactus has it’s own theme song, Goodness, gracious great balls of fire by Jerry Lee Lewis.
💢💢 NO CHEATING LESBOS! 💢💢
You chose a partner without a dick, you stick with that choice!
“Condoms in a variety of sizes”? What self-respecting college student is going to ask for a few “extra small” condoms?
The cost for a year at MSU is $28,420 which includes tuition, room and board and books. While not as much of a ripoff as Harvard it’s still a chunk of cash. Don’t any of the parents look at crap like this and care about the quality of education their kid is getting? Don’t they give a crap that junior will graduate with a next to worthless degree because HR managers who hire DO look at this crap and will judge the degree accordingly. I wonder how long it will be before graduates after a few years of a barista at Starbucks career start trying to sue the schools saying their degree is worthless never mind that they never squeaked about the bs being pushed.
@Tony R: Reminds me of the old chestnut about a time during the Cold War when Soviet President Brezhnev wanted to mess with the United States a bit, so he had his representatives contact the Trojan Company and order 20,000 condoms, with all the sizes to be 16 inches in length and 4 inches in diameter. The company, recognizing the propaganda stunt, contacted the White House to ask what they should do. President Reagan said, “Go ahead and fill the order, but stamp each one “MEDIUM”.
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It wasn’t postponed, it was cancelled when a brawl broke out between two female ironworkers that destroyed the workshop
@geoff the aardvark: Those are known as the “prickly pair”.