Breitbart:
On Wednesday a student reported that they had seen a “noose” hanging outside of a dorm room in her residence hall at Michigan State University. By Thursday, campus police had determined that the “noose” was actually just a shoelace. According to reports, the shoelace was tied to the door belonging to two black female students in Holden Hall.
h/t Blazing Cat Fur <— Go say hi.
GO BLUE!
I thought you were supposed to use a necktie for the signal?
Why don’t they reveal who these hoaxing dumbasses are?
Maybe that will help reduce the number of fake incidents.
Children whose parents never took them over to look in the closet or under the bed when their overactive imaginations convinced them there were monsters there.
What happened to liberalogic101.com?
Too bad Melissa Harris Perry’s career died. I would have enjoyed her accessorizing of banana peels and shoelaces. But now I know what to put on my truck antenna.
But I know how the SJWs feel. I was triggered by a brown loafer found hanging around the White House.
I didn’t know that they made extra large shoelaces the size of a hangmans noose.
Ranch Hand: “Hey boss!… They done caught those cattle rustlers trying to steal 50 head down at the Bar T ranch!”
Boss: “Git a shoelace!!!”
What, a sock isn’t good enough, anymore?
Oh, maybe lesbians.
@geoff the aardvark…
Maybe it was a Pygmy noose.
“I’m scared of shoelaces” – Prissy, Gone With the Wind
Liberals trying to “out-crazy” each other again.
Now we just have to determine the race of the triggered shoelace/noose hallucinator and if there are any CCTV camera footage showing them planting it.
I SMELL A HOAX!
People who are this stupid don’t belong in a college of any kind.
It’s about time the government outlaws shoes that require shoelaces especially the fully automatic ones!
Yeah, make everyone wear old guy shoes with Velcro, no more shoelaces, no more problems. Except that everyone looks like a dork with shoes with Velcro to bind their shoes.
The worst thing, there is no test to get into the electoral college.
She must have been distraught enough to Hang herself by the Lace !