No, it’s not a weapon they have a cute name for, it’s the food-based Hot Pockets. You know, the crispy dough with all the greasy slop inside? Yeah, that. Story here
25 Comments on Military has dwindling supply of Hot Pockets
Comments are closed.
iOTWreport.com ©2024 ----- iOTWreport is not responsible for the content of comments. All opinions in comments are solely the commenter's.
Hot Pockets suck!
The military is WAY down on purchases. For everything. My DCMA contacts are saying the military budget is being pilfered to pay for the Ronna.
…no worries, guys, I’m at work right now, helping make pallet after pallet of MREs for you. Eat up, there’s plenty and to spare!
….you guys DO like MREs, right?
…right?
…ummm, I’m gonna back slowly away now and not make any sudden moves, it kinda feels dangerous in here all of the sudden for…some reason…
Hot pockets, like fast food are called “gut lumps” on my turf. Their purpose is to give you the energy to get to the store to get real good that might actually keep you alive
Hot pockets sell like sewer lids around here….
If you care about you boys, you probably want then to totally run out of this type of shit as food.
AKA: Heartburn Pockets
…IDK, @Brad, we’re doing OK for there to not be a hurricane or deployment or anything. It ain’t Desert Storm, but it’s all right…
It isn’t the Wuhan that is causing the supply shortages, it is the democrat governor shutdowns that are causing the disruptions.
I just assumed they were in Mom and Dad’s basement so jr. can have something to eat since he isn’t working.
jellybean
OCTOBER 3, 2020 AT 1:21 PM
“I just assumed they were in Mom and Dad’s basement so jr. can have something to eat since he isn’t working.”
…check the Antifa food trucks too, ’cause they draw the same crowd…
Toilet paper shortage = Hot Pocket surplus.
Toilet paper surplus = Hot Pocket shortage.
That’s one way to weed out the soy boy recruits – starve ’em.
man, those things are awful … we called ’em ‘Squat Rockets’ due to their effect on the digestive system
I been taking Hot Pockets to work for lunch for many years but lately I can hardly find them. Always sold out. Who’s doing this ??? It hurts my feelings…..
SNS
FFC 1560, air frame parts usually have on average of 950 active quotes on a rolling 15 day period. For the last 4 months they’ve dropped to an average of 100. That’s across the board on hardware. You are looking at about .5% of that market.
There have been a few times where one can predict what the state department or the military is up to. Are you saying you are seeing an increase in MREs? The military is still swimming in ammo, that to Obama’s attempt at starving the civilian market of ammo back during the last ammo shortage. If they are increasing purchases of MRE’s where would they plan on using them?
Also, if there’s anybody out there considering a gun purchase for self defense, secure the ammo first and then select the gun. I wouldn’t suggest a 9 mil. That shits gone.
Yuck to Hot Pockets! I would rather eat the box they came in.
It could be worse, they could be running out of Spagettio’s or Vienna sausages or Slim Jim’s.
Hot pockets all destined for Gitmo to feed Hil and obummer.
Find someplace that makes a good Calzone. You won’t want Hot Pockets again.
i used to do store resets and returns. At one time i had a freezer full. At another time i had a garbage can full.
This week’s sign of the apocalypse. Or more “Doom Porn” You be the judge.
I’ll eat them. Yeah, I said it and yeah my taste buds don’t give a damn. Have no problem being a freak when it comes to crappy food.
Brad, I know I haven’t been around much since Jim died, but why aren’t you Bad anymore? 🙂
I don’t think I’ve ever consumed a Hot Pocket. I did consume Hungry-Man TV dinners in my youth… until there was a frog in the “mashed potatoes”. Back then we didn’t call the press, we just said, “I think that’s a frog.”
My brother said, “That’s a fucking frog.”
I said, “I ain’t eating this shit no more, I mean, like, ever.”
That was the end of that. Our parents were bewildered. “How come you guys don’t pick out the TV dinners any more?”
We said, “Nah. Mmm.”
Erik – you probably had the short run of French made Hungry Man dinners. Mine had snails.