This was a quasi-contest that we ran the other day where people came up with “million dollar ideas” and I would illustrate them.
Here’s the first. More to come as I sit here and watch the Olympdicks – the summer games for athletes with “performance issues” – and do some of my favs.
This one came right out of the comments on this thread.
My latest idea:
Straw Man Productions LLC
Are you a woman who needs to be told you can’t be a doctor?
How about a black who needs to be told you cannot do something in America because you are black?
What if you are a president that needs someone to point the finger at to advance your false narrative?
Call us now!
We ARE the STRAW MAN!
I like Spamazon!
very clever.
annie
That’s a good one! The contest was a lot of fun.
O limp dicks? Sounds like a good name for 0bama.
Gaypal
Paying some sensitive fellow to watch romantic comedies with the wife
Burger Queen is a real place up in Ketchikan Alaska. Motto is something like, “because Burger Bitch just didn’t sound right” great food if you’re in the area.
http://www.menupix.com/menudirectory/menu.php?id=5300597
If you’re up there, tell them Inigo says HELLO!
A fresh seafood restaurant I’ve been wanting to open for years:
Sam & Ella’s
I’ve been wanting to start a company that sells pecans, cashews, & other varieties. Called D’s Nuts.
The motto is “Put D’s Nuts In Your Mouth”
feeHarmony
Lonely? We can fix that.
(For a fee)
Ever crave a salad but you’ve run out of Balsamic?
For quick home delivery, call Vinegar, Please!
Uppi-Tea
Gourmet tea for the discerning African-American
moslem? female? unemployed? search http://www.hi-job.com.
These are great. 😀
Uncle Al, can I get me some Compton Vinegar?
Just realized that “Spamazon” could also be an e-mail deletion service run from a home-brew server in a certain bathroom in Chappaqua, New York.
At 15 Old House Lane, to be exact.
Jail-O
Pudding for federal convicts.
Huggies VP Diapers
Recommended by Joe Biden
GoBribeMe – A crowdfunding site for average people to bribe the politicians they voted for, into doing the things they said they’d do during the election.
QUEERIOS
HONEY FOR YOUR NUTS
NUTS FOR YOUR HONEY
King Spiteamin
Breakfast cereal that let’s you get a good head start with your pen & phone.
Ad for broadcast/display in inner city only:
Shouldn’t “Humongoes” have a bench seat?
Dumb&Hoes Pizza
An Affirmative Action Employer
Disgracebook
Where Black Sheep Matter
AberZombie and Butch
Clothing for Undead Lesbians
Lazlo you’re cracking me up, thanks!
Lazlo, Did you hear Katlin Jenner had an orgasm? She squirted Tranny Fluid. True story.
Brad, that got the first snort of the morning out of me. That’s funny. 😀