Minnesota DOT Holds Name A Snowplow Contest

64 Comments on Minnesota DOT Holds Name A Snowplow Contest

1. Plo job

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2. Driveway filler

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3. Snowpiercer

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4. Plowey McPlowface

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5. Hunter-B

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6. DeLorean

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7. Whiteout

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8. Overtime/doubletime

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9. Land of 10,000 Banks

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10. Plowabunga

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11. Illhan the Ice Cunt

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12. Hunter Biden

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13. Blades of Glory

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14. Nancy’s Frozen Face

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15. Zamboni One

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16. that son of a bitch

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17. Low, Slow and Throws Up Lots of Snow

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18. Joe’s You Ain’t Black Ice

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19. Push Comes To Shove

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20. Floyd’s Foot Powder

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21. Summer’s Off

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22. Union Buster

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23. Our American Cousin

    Wait…what?

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24. Saint Floyd

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25. Blowcaine

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26. Cocaine pusher

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27. Don’t Get In My Way!

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28. Guardrail Crusher!

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29. Mailbox Smasher!

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30. Summer Dream

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31. Son of a *potus (un-elected)

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32. Snowy Plow McPlowface

    Don’t discount it completely if they have the same rules as naming a ferry by public vote – Boaty McBoatface.

    Looks like Loco beat me to it.

    (I write first then check for dups. I’ll lose my original thought if I read first.)

    Still, I stand it will be something simple and stupid if the public gets a say-so.

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33. Orange Plow Bad

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34. Skid Rock

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35. *Oops another nom de plume name came up!

    Loco~

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36. We’ll do your road tomorrow.

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37. Slush Fun.

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38. Katie (and the Big Snow)

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39. Mr. Plow

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40. How funny. They actually have a “Snowy McPlowface” as a choice in the voting.

    My 2 cents are on that one.

    I voted for it. lol

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41. Snowflake Pusher
    😉

    [Kung Flu]

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42. Dick Frosty

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43. U drive.
    Florida bound.

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44. Piers Plowman

    Joan Plowright

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45. Low and Slow

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46. The DOT probably had to throw out a bunch of dirty ones.

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47. Of the choices I like Sir Plowsalot.

    “Overtime” would be a good name.

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48. Plow of 10,000 Flakes….

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49. Road Ripper

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50. Racist Eliminator.

    Snow is racist, it’s white.
    Joe said blacks haven’t figured out how to use a shovel.

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51. Snow B Gone

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52. “Sir Plows A Lot” is on the list.

    I work in a place that had an employee naming contest for the Cartesian robot in a new palletizer cell.

    They chose “Sir Stacks A Lot”.

    …it was a stupid name THERE, too…

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53. Any robot built by Cartman is called ‘Awesome-o’, Supes.

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54. …althogh “Sir Plows A Lot” takes on a WHOLE different meaning if you consider that “To Plow” is slang for heterosexual sex, too..

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plow

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55. If the public works can’t do the job correctly, give it a different name

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56. Most of those on the linked page are actually very clever.

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57. Kyle Broflovski
    FEBRUARY 19, 2021 AT 6:14 PM
    “Any robot built by Cartman is called ‘Awesome-o’, Supes.”

    “Cartesian” = programmable using an XYZ coordinate system used to describe movements through 3 dimensional space as pioneered by René Descartes.

    “Cartman” = “Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?”

    https://youtu.be/rT2cbSYuTY4

    …yep, same thing, pretty much…

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58. I prefer Boooooooooolian logic.

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59. MAGA!

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60. Count Chocula
    FEBRUARY 19, 2021 AT 6:24 PM
    “I prefer Boooooooooolian logic”

    5 CLS
    10 IF (Democrat) THEN (reject)
    20 GOTO 10

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61. Ron Swanson

62. KENNY POWERS

63. Runromneyover.

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64. Driveway Plugger