A piece of mom my daddy never had.
From Philadelphia Freedom.
9
“Do the hotdog”
7
My mother thought “More than a woman, more than a woman to me,” was “four letter woman, four letter woman to me.”
Thought the song was filthy.
10
Every bitch deserves a starry doughnut – Rod Stewart
5
Do you like bean enchaladas
and getting caught in the rain
14
Wasted away again in my gorilla suit.
12
we’re gonna roll this fuckin’ convoy ‘cross the usa
12
She’s got electric boobs, a bowl of soup. B-b-b-bennie and the Jets.
15
My mother in law thought “I’m so glad” was Anthropad.
When I was a kid I thought “10th Avenue Freeze Out” was dead devil in the freezer.
4
He’s funny. And “Four Letter Woman” is, too, Fur! I remember my mom hearing the words differently.
8
“What’s that…crunching sound?
Every time I get to hear it I’ma turning around.
Hot shoe, burning down the avenue,
Ive got to go until I know what it is we gotta do.
Don’t you know that it’s just falling away,
and if you make that sound,
I get up AHHH!
PANAMA!”
Van Halen, “Panama”
6
I always thought the verse in Charlie Brown by the Coasters when they sang “Who’s always goofin in the hall” sounded suspiciously like “Who’s always pooping in the hall.” Or maybe it because I was a kid and that’s what I heard and thought it was funny.
6
I can’t believe nobody posted this one yet:
‘Scuse me, while I kiss this guy…’
Jimi Hendrix
10
All the boys, thinks she’s a spazz, she’s got Betty Davis eyes.
6
Keep keep bleeding and you call me a banana
4
JustAl MARCH 7, 2020 AT 1:15 PM
“Wrapped up like a douche”.
…I always thought it was “Cut loose with a douche”, but potato, potatoe…
2
Let’s not forget: “There’s a bathroom on the right.”.
14
“we’re gonna roll this f****n’ convoy ‘cross the usa”
Got smacked in the mouth for that one when I was seven.
10
“Got me a job licking titties
Working with a fan every night and day
But I never lost one minute of sleep
Worried that my wife was goin away
Big wheels keep on boining
Proud mary keeps on toining
Rolling
Rolling
Rolling on the river”
“Proud Mary”, and the CCR and Tina Turner versions were equally indistinct in different ways
6
Gotta keep those fucking vibrations a happening with her—Beach Boys
(about 2:20 mark)
4
If you deliberately misinterpret We Built This City On Rock And Roll you get We Built This Shitty On Rock And Roll because of all the bands that came out of Frisco like Jefferson Airplane, The Grateful Dead etc.
5
Ain’t no woman like the one eyed Gott
10
If I had it in my power
I’d arrange for every girl to have your child
(Everybody Loves Somebody
Dean Martin)
3
Thanks for the mammaries
(Bob Hope)
4
Guess you have to have a Fecebook account to view that.🥴
1
She is so funk ti monk????? Peter Gabriel
Anklebone still screaming! Driving me insane! Ozzy Osbourne
3
Pardon me, Roy. Is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
8
The Algebra was the Devil in skies
For me, for me, for ME
3
They paved paradise
Pooped in a parking lot
Ooooooh, la la la la, ooooooh, la la la la
Joni Mitchell
4
You Mayor Pete will be disappointed when he learns that it’s not “Do like penis alotta?”
5
I had a friend back in the 70s that thought
Lou Reeds song heroin said , sail the darkened seas, on a great big clipper ship was saying
Great big clip of shit.. couldn’t convince him otherwise.
2
I forgot about
‘Ain’t No Woman Like the One-Eyed Dot’!
Freaking great one.
Somebody did a spoof of The Bee Gees with
Bald Headed Woman
(Bald Headed Woman to me…)
“Wrapped up like a douche”.
“Rock the Catbox”
A piece of mom my daddy never had.
From Philadelphia Freedom.
“Do the hotdog”
My mother thought “More than a woman, more than a woman to me,” was “four letter woman, four letter woman to me.”
Thought the song was filthy.
Every bitch deserves a starry doughnut – Rod Stewart
Do you like bean enchaladas
and getting caught in the rain
Wasted away again in my gorilla suit.
we’re gonna roll this fuckin’ convoy ‘cross the usa
She’s got electric boobs, a bowl of soup. B-b-b-bennie and the Jets.
My mother in law thought “I’m so glad” was Anthropad.
When I was a kid I thought “10th Avenue Freeze Out” was dead devil in the freezer.
He’s funny. And “Four Letter Woman” is, too, Fur! I remember my mom hearing the words differently.
“What’s that…crunching sound?
Every time I get to hear it I’ma turning around.
Hot shoe, burning down the avenue,
Ive got to go until I know what it is we gotta do.
Don’t you know that it’s just falling away,
and if you make that sound,
I get up AHHH!
PANAMA!”
Van Halen, “Panama”
I always thought the verse in Charlie Brown by the Coasters when they sang “Who’s always goofin in the hall” sounded suspiciously like “Who’s always pooping in the hall.” Or maybe it because I was a kid and that’s what I heard and thought it was funny.
I can’t believe nobody posted this one yet:
‘Scuse me, while I kiss this guy…’
Jimi Hendrix
All the boys, thinks she’s a spazz, she’s got Betty Davis eyes.
Keep keep bleeding and you call me a banana
JustAl MARCH 7, 2020 AT 1:15 PM
“Wrapped up like a douche”.
…I always thought it was “Cut loose with a douche”, but potato, potatoe…
Let’s not forget: “There’s a bathroom on the right.”.
“we’re gonna roll this f****n’ convoy ‘cross the usa”
Got smacked in the mouth for that one when I was seven.
“Got me a job licking titties
Working with a fan every night and day
But I never lost one minute of sleep
Worried that my wife was goin away
Big wheels keep on boining
Proud mary keeps on toining
Rolling
Rolling
Rolling on the river”
“Proud Mary”, and the CCR and Tina Turner versions were equally indistinct in different ways
Gotta keep those fucking vibrations a happening with her—Beach Boys
(about 2:20 mark)
If you deliberately misinterpret We Built This City On Rock And Roll you get We Built This Shitty On Rock And Roll because of all the bands that came out of Frisco like Jefferson Airplane, The Grateful Dead etc.
Ain’t no woman like the one eyed Gott
If I had it in my power
I’d arrange for every girl to have your child
(Everybody Loves Somebody
Dean Martin)
Thanks for the mammaries
(Bob Hope)
Guess you have to have a Fecebook account to view that.🥴
She is so funk ti monk????? Peter Gabriel
Anklebone still screaming! Driving me insane! Ozzy Osbourne
Pardon me, Roy. Is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
The Algebra was the Devil in skies
For me, for me, for ME
They paved paradise
Pooped in a parking lot
Ooooooh, la la la la, ooooooh, la la la la
Joni Mitchell
You Mayor Pete will be disappointed when he learns that it’s not “Do like penis alotta?”
I had a friend back in the 70s that thought
Lou Reeds song heroin said , sail the darkened seas, on a great big clipper ship was saying
Great big clip of shit.. couldn’t convince him otherwise.
I forgot about
‘Ain’t No Woman Like the One-Eyed Dot’!
Freaking great one.
Somebody did a spoof of The Bee Gees with
Bald Headed Woman
(Bald Headed Woman to me…)
“Chronic Lyricosis”
– John Boy & Billy –
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8OXnvmkQuU
Love on my socks (Neil Diamond)
Aaaaannnnd Suffragette City wuz always:
Suck a big tittie!
I didn’t mishear this hymn, I just misinterpreted it. For a long time I thought the King of Israel’s name was Born.
Dancing in the chicken slacks
‘Love a your nose, but you better not pick it’
‘Don’t it make my Brown Eye blue’
(think it was sung that way by Jim Nabors at Rock Hudson’s funeral)
My niece would sing 99 red baboon’s instead of 99 red balloons.
‘I got sunshine on a cloudy day, when it’s cold outside I got the muffins made.’
My daughter thought Elton John was singing “Hold me closer, Tony Danza…”
I’m not sure he wasn’t.
Joe Cocker:
Hoggify!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcLnuEpQ1yg
Down on the corner I’ll be in the street, Willie and the poor boys are singin bring a N-word tap your feet.
CCR , Bad Moon on the rise.
“You see the sky, the sky’s in love with you …”
Never made much sense.
izlamo delenda est …
My oldest was so happy when she realized it was “Secret Asian Man” because she thought it was “Secret Ancient Man”.
We got a good laugh out of that one. 🙂
“Your thighs around my face”
Billy Idol