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Miss Alabama – This is not a joke

Thursday, 6 June 2024, 19:56 BFH Uncategorized 55

So the left has managed to destroy beauty contests, which they set their sites on decades ago. And they’ve done it.

Why?

Because that is what they do. They destroy.

The idea behind the pageant has lost all meaning.

55 Comments on Miss Alabama – This is not a joke

  1. They have two porkers there. Oh well, unfortunately the way to fix this is the same way you stop chics with dicks competing in women’s sporting events. Women need to stop competing. It will only take a year. Cute, physically fit women need to boycott this shit. If the left wants to burn it down. fine, burn it down. Like I typed last night, Fat women will never be the icon of beauty. Two big old heads of cauliflower for an ass just isn’t that attractive to a true heterosexual male. No wonder birth rates are dropping.

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  11. Lots of southern folks seem to be addicted to eating waffles in the Waffle House. The leftists have taught them well: Don’t restrict yourself in any way…eat what you want, do what you want, go where you want…don’t let the body shamers deter you. We see the results.

    The ulterior motive I think is to get people to lead unhealthy lives through diet or disease, die young, rid the world of its excess population of useless eaters, and to reduce global warming and save the world.

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  12. I hear in a recent WWII documentary she was the body double for the USS Alabama (BB-60).

    There’s something appropriate about battleships having the “BB” designation.

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  14. The gal on the far right thought she had a lock on the contest; little did she know that someone fatter than her would be competing. Better luck next year; start eating now!

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  16. I just did some poking around the World Wide Web thing looking for who the judges were. Nada. But more pics. She’s a fire plug. And all the libtards are ecstatic about giving this thing the crown. And are calling out the cyber bullies as assholes. But I have a question for them. You’re patting yourself on the back because you tilted the scale and made the freak of the weak extremely happy. But what about the poor woman that should rightfully of won. A missed opportunity that she likely won’t see again.
    This is the same reason libtards can’t be in charge of the economy or the climate. They think they’re smart enough to fuck with the natural order of things. They’re not. They’re fucking stupid.

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  20. I had the same reaction to this as the need to show animated Disney Princesses drawn as “real” women.

    Good grief…as my eyes roll into the back of my brain.

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  27. What we’re gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time
    When the only people that existed were troglodytes…cave men…
    Cave women…Neanderthal…troglodytes. Let’s take the average
    Cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he’d get up
    Try to do his thing. He’d begin to move, something like this:
    “Dance…dance”. When he got tired of dancing alone, he’d look
    In the mirror: “Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a
    Woman gotta find a woman”. He’d go down to the lake where all the
    Woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He’d look
    He’d grab her by the hair. You can’t do that today, fellas, cause
    It might come off. You’d have a piece of hair in your hand and she’d
    Be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there
    Wet and frightened. He said: “Move…move”. She got up. She was a
    Big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one
    Of the Butt sisters. He didn’t care. He looked up at her and said:
    “Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me
    Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!”. She looked down on him
    She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said
    (falsetto):
    “I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”. He said: “Wha?”. She said (falsetto):
    “I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”. You know what he said? He started it way
    Back then. I wouldn’t lie to you. When she said (falsetto)
    “I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy” he said “Right on! Right on! Hotpants!
    Hotpants! Ugh…ugh…ugh”

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  28. Alabama has been my home since birth 73-years ago and I’m speechless. However, I just remembered. that there is the Hellen Keller School for the Deaf and Blind in Talladega, Alabama. Perhaps that was the pool of judges. Seems logical for the whole woke thing.

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  33. She’d make TWO Miss Alabama.
    And she didn’t miss Alabama, she ate it.

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  35. sorry, BFH, but this is TOADLY a joke…..it is a joke they are playing on US, they know who should have won, who REALLY DID win, but the joke’s on us, because they will force this pig into the national contest, and there’s ‘HEAVY ODDS’ the freak will win that one, too…

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  39. Libtards can mock ideal, healthy standards but they can never change what is normal.
    Proping up a morbidly obese, abnormal, delusional young woman and labeling her a standard of beauty is cruel.
    Well, that’s the left for you. They don’t care about the lives they destroy to actualize their evil, twisted narrative.

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  42. Just imagine the structural reinforcement that is going to be necessary for the stage, if all 50 states pull this crap.

    It’s less a beauty pageant and more like a livestock competition at the county fair.

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  45. leftist demon crap subhumans picked this disgusting creature so they could feel better about themselves. the pitiful gastropod is too dumb to realize she is being used

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  49. Pretty sure she clenched the title during the talent portion of the competition. Her tuba rendition of “Wish I Was In Dixie” blew the judges away. Literally.

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  50. It truly is a shame that this generation promotes the “Love yourself for who and what you are”. She’s gonna die young from obesity. Then someone (probably her parents) will have to buy her a double wide………………………………………………………………….casket.

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  51. Wasn’t there a movement back in the 70s to have the South secede from the union again? I think we should have let them go. They could for a new country. Ku Klux Klanistan!

  55. @Who judges the pageants?
    I doubt they are straight men who find her attractive compared to three of the finalists.

    it was judged by heterosexual men heterosexual hog farmers

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